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If you find an atheist in your neighborhood,
TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!
You may be moved to try and witness to these poor lost souls yourself, however
AVOID TALKING TO THEM!
Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.
Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them.


The trials and tribulations of dexers(Read 24980 times)
The trials and tribulations of dexers on: April 06, 2009, 02:14:55 PM
Rellik Eerps (1:49:42 PM): So I'm going through the cashier and she's like "Oh, they make robitussin in gelcaps?  That's a good idea."
Rellik Eerps (1:49:50 PM): And I'm like yes! That IS a good idea!
Amanda (1:49:52 PM): LMFAO!
Amanda (1:50:05 PM): wow
Rellik Eerps (1:50:28 PM): She didn't ask me why I bought 3 bottles
Rellik Eerps (1:50:48 PM): I would have gotten more if I didn't need to spend the rest of my money on food
Rellik Eerps (1:50:51 PM): Damn food
Rellik Eerps (1:50:59 PM): I could be spending that money on DXM!!!
Amanda (1:52:02 PM): lmao right??!
Amanda (1:52:07 PM): i feel the same way
Rellik Eerps (1:52:28 PM): Hah, it's so sick
Amanda (1:52:36 PM): i know
Amanda (1:52:45 PM): i hate buying food
Amanda (1:52:49 PM): i hardly do
Rellik Eerps (1:52:53 PM): Same here
Amanda (1:52:58 PM): id rather starve with dex in my stomach and trip
Rellik Eerps (1:53:07 PM): I scrounge and eat ramen and rice so I can buy DXM
Rellik Eerps (1:53:12 PM): Yep
Amanda (1:53:26 PM): yes
Amanda (1:53:32 PM): i had a 8oz yesterday
Amanda (1:53:35 PM): but i puked it up man
Rellik Eerps (1:53:38 PM): Awwww
Rellik Eerps (1:53:44 PM): That's so sad
Amanda (1:53:45 PM): it was so grosss
Rellik Eerps (1:54:00 PM): Why did you puke? Too little food in your stomach? Too much?
Rellik Eerps (1:54:13 PM): You need a perfect balance if you drink syrup
Amanda (1:54:21 PM): i had the 8oz on empty stomach and after i took it i had hotpocket
Rellik Eerps (1:54:37 PM): Ohhhh
Rellik Eerps (1:54:41 PM): That'll do it
Amanda (1:54:45 PM): i was gagging while drinking it
Rellik Eerps (1:54:50 PM): No good
Rellik Eerps (1:55:16 PM): BRB
Amanda (1:55:40 PM): k
Rellik Eerps (2:01:02 PM): Anyways, my advice is to NEVER eat after you chug.  Unless it's several hours after
Amanda (2:02:21 PM): o
Amanda (2:02:22 PM): ;[
Rellik Eerps (2:02:28 PM): Yeah, too late
Rellik Eerps (2:02:37 PM): And hot pockets are always a no-no
Rellik Eerps (2:02:42 PM): Good by themselves
Rellik Eerps (2:02:46 PM): not with cough syrup

---------------

TM (2:06:57 PM): The gels at the CVS here are behind the register, sitting in a box on the ground.
TM (2:07:33 PM): This one guy couldn't find them and was liek suspicious as to why we needed so badly three of them along with our 8ozer
TM (2:07:44 PM): so we didn't get them, because he couldn't find them
TM (2:07:47 PM): and it was disappointing
Rellik Eerps (2:08:01 PM): Fucking lame dude
TM (2:08:05 PM): ended up with a buttload of sizzurp, and gawd my stomach died
TM (2:08:25 PM): I'm not much one for sizzurp
TM (2:08:46 PM): I don't mind Robo brand-named, but CVS brand is death.
Rellik Eerps (2:09:11 PM): I get Hannaford brand.  $3 for 4oz, very thin and easy to drink, and potent
TM (2:09:18 PM): hm nice
TM (2:09:26 PM): they don't really have any alternate options here
Rellik Eerps (2:09:31 PM): That sucks
TM (2:09:43 PM): Kroger brand is two dollars for a 4oz
TM (2:09:46 PM): it's the worst
TM (2:09:47 PM): ever
Rellik Eerps (2:09:56 PM): Sounds like some 80's metal band
TM (2:10:22 PM): it tastes like cat butt
TM (2:10:28 PM): in liquified form
TM (2:10:33 PM): liquefied
Rellik Eerps (2:11:14 PM): Deee-lish
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: The trials and tribulations of dexers Reply #1 on: April 06, 2009, 02:20:28 PM
Nobody cares about your lame chat logs.
Go to these sites, and don't forget to tell your friends!
KimboFever.com
MyWebTrash.com
d00dj00sux0r.com



Re: The trials and tribulations of dexers Reply #2 on: April 06, 2009, 02:25:21 PM
Looks like you're the mod of some DMX help chat.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: The trials and tribulations of dexers Reply #3 on: April 06, 2009, 02:41:10 PM
Nobody cares about your lame chat logs.

You cared enough to click, despite seeing the subject, then post.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: The trials and tribulations of dexers Reply #4 on: April 06, 2009, 02:43:00 PM
Man, you are fried.

I didn't know it was a chat log until I clicked in. Then, instead of reading it I posted how nobody cares.
Go to these sites, and don't forget to tell your friends!
KimboFever.com
MyWebTrash.com
d00dj00sux0r.com



Re: The trials and tribulations of dexers Reply #5 on: April 06, 2009, 02:45:26 PM
Look see! You're posting again!  Thanks for contributing to my thread, Krsna  :D
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: The trials and tribulations of dexers Reply #6 on: April 06, 2009, 02:45:55 PM
I read it.


I am really bored. REALLY BORED.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: The trials and tribulations of dexers Reply #7 on: April 06, 2009, 02:46:26 PM
..and lonely.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: The trials and tribulations of dexers Reply #8 on: April 06, 2009, 02:54:41 PM
You can haz hugs.

Doing some DXM will make you feel better, trust me.
« Last Edit: April 06, 2009, 02:55:10 PM by Drugmoth »
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: The trials and tribulations of dexers Reply #9 on: April 06, 2009, 04:48:05 PM
I know you didn't just suggest a hug...you could not.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: The trials and tribulations of dexers Reply #10 on: April 06, 2009, 05:47:22 PM
He meant that you should hug his cock with your lips. If you do it nicely he'll let you take a bath at his house and make you a nice meal too.
Go to these sites, and don't forget to tell your friends!
KimboFever.com
MyWebTrash.com
d00dj00sux0r.com



Re: The trials and tribulations of dexers Reply #11 on: April 06, 2009, 06:02:27 PM
But he won't share his cough syrup. Gotta draw the line somewhere.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: The trials and tribulations of dexers Reply #12 on: April 06, 2009, 07:18:03 PM
There's a motherfucking line.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: The trials and tribulations of dexers Reply #13 on: April 06, 2009, 11:22:04 PM
There's a motherfucking line?
Go to these sites, and don't forget to tell your friends!
KimboFever.com
MyWebTrash.com
d00dj00sux0r.com



Re: The trials and tribulations of dexers Reply #14 on: April 06, 2009, 11:39:33 PM
Isn't that supposed to be Sasha's part?

*checks the script*
« Last Edit: April 06, 2009, 11:39:46 PM by eitje »
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: The trials and tribulations of dexers Reply #15 on: April 07, 2009, 12:42:49 AM
I will say this: I friend of mine was turning out his medicine cabinet and throwing away numerous bottles of cough syrup. I took those rather than let him toss them mainly because WTF magic is magic, right?



Re: The trials and tribulations of dexers Reply #16 on: April 07, 2009, 01:19:17 AM
DXM is magic  :D
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: The trials and tribulations of dexers Reply #17 on: April 07, 2009, 02:46:20 PM
I'd rather have a line.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: The trials and tribulations of dexers Reply #18 on: April 07, 2009, 06:52:21 PM
I'll take a line.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: The trials and tribulations of dexers Reply #19 on: April 07, 2009, 08:27:54 PM
Rellik Eerps (1:49:42 PM): So I'm going through the cashier and she's like "Oh, they make robitussin in gelcaps?  That's a good idea."
Rellik Eerps (1:49:50 PM): And I'm like yes! That IS a good idea!
Amanda (1:49:52 PM): LMFAO!
Amanda (1:50:05 PM): wow
Rellik Eerps (1:50:28 PM): She didn't ask me why I bought 3 bottles
Rellik Eerps (1:50:48 PM): I would have gotten more if I didn't need to spend the rest of my money on food
Rellik Eerps (1:50:51 PM): Damn food
Rellik Eerps (1:50:59 PM): I could be spending that money on DXM!!!
Amanda (1:52:02 PM): lmao right??!
Amanda (1:52:07 PM): i feel the same way
Rellik Eerps (1:52:28 PM): Hah, it's so sick
Amanda (1:52:36 PM): i know
Amanda (1:52:45 PM): i hate buying food
Amanda (1:52:49 PM): i hardly do
Rellik Eerps (1:52:53 PM): Same here
Amanda (1:52:58 PM): id rather starve with dex in my stomach and trip
Rellik Eerps (1:53:07 PM): I scrounge and eat ramen and rice so I can buy DXM
Rellik Eerps (1:53:12 PM): Yep
Amanda (1:53:26 PM): yes
Amanda (1:53:32 PM): i had a 8oz yesterday
Amanda (1:53:35 PM): but i puked it up man
Rellik Eerps (1:53:38 PM): Awwww
Rellik Eerps (1:53:44 PM): That's so sad
Amanda (1:53:45 PM): it was so grosss
Rellik Eerps (1:54:00 PM): Why did you puke? Too little food in your stomach? Too much?
Rellik Eerps (1:54:13 PM): You need a perfect balance if you drink syrup
Amanda (1:54:21 PM): i had the 8oz on empty stomach and after i took it i had hotpocket
Rellik Eerps (1:54:37 PM): Ohhhh
Rellik Eerps (1:54:41 PM): That'll do it
Amanda (1:54:45 PM): i was gagging while drinking it
Rellik Eerps (1:54:50 PM): No good
Rellik Eerps (1:55:16 PM): BRB
Amanda (1:55:40 PM): k
Rellik Eerps (2:01:02 PM): Anyways, my advice is to NEVER eat after you chug.  Unless it's several hours after
Amanda (2:02:21 PM): o
Amanda (2:02:22 PM): ;[
Rellik Eerps (2:02:28 PM): Yeah, too late
Rellik Eerps (2:02:37 PM): And hot pockets are always a no-no
Rellik Eerps (2:02:42 PM): Good by themselves
Rellik Eerps (2:02:46 PM): not with cough syrup

---------------

TM (2:06:57 PM): The gels at the CVS here are behind the register, sitting in a box on the ground.
TM (2:07:33 PM): This one guy couldn't find them and was liek suspicious as to why we needed so badly three of them along with our 8ozer
TM (2:07:44 PM): so we didn't get them, because he couldn't find them
TM (2:07:47 PM): and it was disappointing
Rellik Eerps (2:08:01 PM): Fucking lame dude
TM (2:08:05 PM): ended up with a buttload of sizzurp, and gawd my stomach died
TM (2:08:25 PM): I'm not much one for sizzurp
TM (2:08:46 PM): I don't mind Robo brand-named, but CVS brand is death.
Rellik Eerps (2:09:11 PM): I get Hannaford brand.  $3 for 4oz, very thin and easy to drink, and potent
TM (2:09:18 PM): hm nice
TM (2:09:26 PM): they don't really have any alternate options here
Rellik Eerps (2:09:31 PM): That sucks
TM (2:09:43 PM): Kroger brand is two dollars for a 4oz
TM (2:09:46 PM): it's the worst
TM (2:09:47 PM): ever
Rellik Eerps (2:09:56 PM): Sounds like some 80's metal band
TM (2:10:22 PM): it tastes like cat butt
TM (2:10:28 PM): in liquified form
TM (2:10:33 PM): liquefied
Rellik Eerps (2:11:14 PM): Deee-lish

Maybe she was a dexer too, and now knows she doesnt have to chug cough syrup and occasionally puke it up and waste her money like i did on sunday! :-[
TiCa LoCa 20 (8:48:24 PM): Ewlk Jerz stinks like bad eggs baby shyt and bad perm...

I agree. But, only when you are on the NJTP coming back from the NYC. The bay WREAKS



Re: The trials and tribulations of dexers Reply #20 on: April 07, 2009, 08:30:48 PM
He.  It's tacomilk from DV, but you barely go to DV anymore.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: The trials and tribulations of dexers Reply #21 on: April 07, 2009, 08:32:21 PM
tacomilk? wtf?--i dont like DV. its too intellectual for me. I am intellectual, but not that much. I like DWW (Dexers WorldWide) on MySpace. ;D
TiCa LoCa 20 (8:48:24 PM): Ewlk Jerz stinks like bad eggs baby shyt and bad perm...

I agree. But, only when you are on the NJTP coming back from the NYC. The bay WREAKS



Re: The trials and tribulations of dexers Reply #22 on: April 08, 2009, 10:02:48 AM
Who is this Vindictive89?



Re: The trials and tribulations of dexers Reply #23 on: April 08, 2009, 11:20:23 AM
After the initial intrusion of the foreign body, we see the long-dormant immune system begin to exhibit signs of activity...
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: The trials and tribulations of dexers Reply #24 on: April 08, 2009, 01:07:49 PM
Who is this Vindictive89?

Bastard child of Vindictive88.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: The trials and tribulations of dexers Reply #25 on: April 08, 2009, 01:26:57 PM
Who is this Vindictive89?

Bastard child of Vindictive88.

No, the bastard child of Nelson&Patricia >:(
TiCa LoCa 20 (8:48:24 PM): Ewlk Jerz stinks like bad eggs baby shyt and bad perm...

I agree. But, only when you are on the NJTP coming back from the NYC. The bay WREAKS



Re: The trials and tribulations of dexers Reply #26 on: April 08, 2009, 01:32:38 PM
Who is this Vindictive89?

Bastard child of Vindictive88.

No, the bastard child of Nelson&Patricia >:(

Of couse, you wouldnt be posting their real names now would you ?
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: The trials and tribulations of dexers Reply #27 on: April 08, 2009, 02:17:20 PM
What if I was? Theres millions of Nelson and Patricias in America
TiCa LoCa 20 (8:48:24 PM): Ewlk Jerz stinks like bad eggs baby shyt and bad perm...

I agree. But, only when you are on the NJTP coming back from the NYC. The bay WREAKS



Re: The trials and tribulations of dexers Reply #28 on: April 08, 2009, 02:43:02 PM
You underestimate bagman's capabilities.

Don't say I didn't warn you...
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: The trials and tribulations of dexers Reply #29 on: April 08, 2009, 02:43:51 PM
~sniff.


I don't like that chesse said the mouse.

or

what she said x pi
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.