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Quote from: Zoomie's Sig; At One Point
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie, who was his own daddy, can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat the fruit of a magical tree.
It makes perfect sense!


Song variations(Read 2594 times)
Song variations on: November 03, 2018, 04:35:20 PM
There's a church on an Eastern bay where they fleece a hundred fools a day ... He came on a summers day bringing lies from far away but he made it clear he coldn't stay, no parish was his home.

And the priest said jesus your a fine boi, what a good bitch you would be, but my life my love and my purpose is fleecing sheep.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Song variations Reply #1 on: November 04, 2018, 12:11:13 PM
Yeah Brandi used to wash his ass as he told his god like stories
She could see his asshole fall and rise she saw it's raging glory.
And she always knew that it was the truth cause he was a christian man.

     
« Last Edit: November 04, 2018, 01:27:16 PM by Tru »
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Song variations Reply #2 on: November 05, 2018, 03:26:13 PM
So, we're on a Brandy kick today ...

That song, BTW, is exactly 6 months older than I am ...
It was released on April 14th, 1972; I was released on October 14th, 1972 ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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