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Friends with benefits no more(Read 32691 times)
Re: Friends with benefits no more Reply #90 on: March 02, 2009, 10:02:23 PM
Yes, obviously I haven't tainted any other pussies yet with my lovestick

I was not some 15 year old virgin who doesn't know fuck all

Dude. When you say things like the first sentence I quoted, you sound like one. Seriously. Grow up with the pseudo-porn-talk. Shit like that can't be pulled off in regular conversation. Things that sound reasonable (or not... I mean really, "LOVESTICK"?!?? WTF?) in the heat of the moment sound fucking retarded when you're posting about them on a message board.

Is a stretch that I was able to get her to come the first time she came over to my house? No!! I was ready to put my ALL into this shit, and I did!

Not necessarily, but is it a stretch that you either happened to find a chick who is doing her damndest to make you feel like a big man, or happened to find a chick who's just ridiculously easy to please?

Don't get me wrong, I'm happy for you, I've been rooting for you throughout the years, but fuck three or four chicks who react like you're the second coming of christ (no pun intended) and then maybe people will start to believe your mad skillz.
« Last Edit: March 02, 2009, 10:14:24 PM by FAH-Q »
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Friends with benefits no more Reply #91 on: March 02, 2009, 10:13:05 PM
Point!

And sorry, i couldn't keep up with who was coming from where. J, G, J2, X, and Y all start to look the same after months of reading your posts.



Re: Friends with benefits no more Reply #92 on: March 02, 2009, 10:18:45 PM
The Girl Who Cried U.N.C.L.E., The Girl Who Cried R.A.P.E., they all look alike after awhile...
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: Friends with benefits no more Reply #93 on: March 02, 2009, 10:35:26 PM
you post looking for the attention now deal with what you get, man. Sheesh
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Friends with benefits no more Reply #94 on: March 02, 2009, 10:49:59 PM
Wow, I never knew my cock would threaten you guys so much.



Re: Friends with benefits no more Reply #95 on: March 03, 2009, 12:09:45 AM
 Yes, it is the combined century or so of sexual experience from half a dozen people of both sexes that is wrong, and the couple months of experience from one, single, solitary, socially inept doofus that is infallibly correct.
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: Friends with benefits no more Reply #96 on: March 03, 2009, 01:38:57 AM
I think it says a lot that a cough syrup chugging fat asshole lost his virginity a decade before you would and fucked several women thereafter.  Toning down the cockiness might be in your best interest.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Friends with benefits no more Reply #97 on: March 03, 2009, 05:08:23 AM
Nick, I don't think the term Cougar applies if they're old enough to need diapers.

Si'll get this:



Re: Friends with benefits no more Reply #98 on: March 03, 2009, 08:35:23 AM
Actually that is true of Essex in the UK and Essex in Maryland.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Friends with benefits no more Reply #99 on: March 03, 2009, 08:48:01 AM
Si explained it once, so I understand it too!!
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Friends with benefits no more Reply #100 on: March 03, 2009, 08:49:30 AM
I'd hit that either way
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Friends with benefits no more Reply #101 on: March 03, 2009, 09:39:28 AM
i think that might actually be jailbait, a milf, and a frigging man.
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: Friends with benefits no more Reply #102 on: March 03, 2009, 03:20:02 PM
Hahaha! Oh Soufend, how I miss thee.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Friends with benefits no more Reply #103 on: March 03, 2009, 11:40:39 PM
How are you a moderator Kyle?  Status is so not your style.



Re: Friends with benefits no more Reply #104 on: March 03, 2009, 11:45:53 PM
How are you a moderator Kyle?  Status is so not your style.

he's moderator of the SEX CATEGORY.

it's like ironic or something.
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: Friends with benefits no more Reply #105 on: March 03, 2009, 11:46:57 PM
That is the weakest ironical joke ever.



Re: Friends with benefits no more Reply #106 on: March 04, 2009, 01:30:27 AM
It was promised like a decade ago. Some people keep their promises!




Re: Friends with benefits no more Reply #107 on: March 04, 2009, 01:57:20 AM
Pshaw, Kylie.



Re: Friends with benefits no more Reply #108 on: March 04, 2009, 03:59:00 AM
How are you a moderator Kyle?  Status is so not your style.

Best man for the job... really, it was either him or Balor.



Re: Friends with benefits no more Reply #109 on: March 04, 2009, 04:41:00 PM
Wow, what would the topics and "rules" be if Balor headed SEX?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: Friends with benefits no more Reply #110 on: March 04, 2009, 08:20:44 PM
Wow, what would the topics and "rules" be if Balor headed SEX?

probably a lot of "pics or it didn't happen" and "tits or gtfo"

come to think of it, i'm surprised those aren't kyle's rules as well...
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: Friends with benefits no more Reply #111 on: March 05, 2009, 01:18:39 AM
« Last Edit: March 05, 2009, 11:43:34 PM by bagman »



Re: Friends with benefits no more Reply #112 on: March 05, 2009, 01:57:34 AM
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Friends with benefits no more Reply #113 on: March 05, 2009, 04:00:12 AM
Nice on b-man. Did you ever get to fool around with the orange-haired one?



Re: Friends with benefits no more Reply #114 on: March 05, 2009, 06:39:49 AM
Jesus, man... don't get him wound up... When he gets an erection, no one is safe.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Friends with benefits no more Reply #115 on: March 05, 2009, 07:22:39 AM
« Last Edit: March 05, 2009, 11:53:27 PM by bagman »



Re: Friends with benefits no more Reply #116 on: March 05, 2009, 09:37:47 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrjWSqSfQHY
You are a wicked girl, you know that?  Just wicked, wicked, wicked.

EDIT:  THIS POST WAS EDITTED BY SOMEONE ELSE!  HAX!   HAAAX!!!
« Last Edit: March 06, 2009, 06:52:13 PM by eitje »
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Friends with benefits no more Reply #117 on: March 06, 2009, 02:30:50 PM
Werd ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Friends with benefits no more Reply #118 on: March 07, 2009, 05:49:15 PM
So Baggy is not still getting his knob polished by this girl?

I kinda lost track... interest, track... whatever.



Re: Friends with benefits no more Reply #119 on: March 08, 2009, 04:31:34 AM
No, he is ...
He just can't blow inside of her ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')