Yes, obviously I haven't tainted any other pussies yet with my lovestick

I was not some 15 year old virgin who doesn't know fuck all

Dude. When you say things like the first sentence I quoted, you sound like one. Seriously. Grow up with the pseudo-porn-talk. Shit like that can't be pulled off in regular conversation. Things that sound reasonable (or not... I mean really, "LOVESTICK"?!?? WTF?) in the heat of the moment sound fucking retarded when you're posting about them on a message board.

Is a stretch that I was able to get her to come the first time she came over to my house? No!! I was ready to put my ALL into this shit, and I did!

Not necessarily, but is it a stretch that you either happened to find a chick who is doing her damndest to make you feel like a big man, or happened to find a chick who's just ridiculously easy to please?

Don't get me wrong, I'm happy for you, I've been rooting for you throughout the years, but fuck three or four chicks who react like you're the second coming of christ (no pun intended) and then maybe people will start to believe your mad skillz.

Point!

And sorry, i couldn't keep up with who was coming from where. J, G, J2, X, and Y all start to look the same after months of reading your posts.

The Girl Who Cried U.N.C.L.E., The Girl Who Cried R.A.P.E., they all look alike after awhile...

you post looking for the attention now deal with what you get, man. Sheesh

Wow, I never knew my cock would threaten you guys so much.

 Yes, it is the combined century or so of sexual experience from half a dozen people of both sexes that is wrong, and the couple months of experience from one, single, solitary, socially inept doofus that is infallibly correct.

I think it says a lot that a cough syrup chugging fat asshole lost his virginity a decade before you would and fucked several women thereafter.  Toning down the cockiness might be in your best interest.

Nick, I don't think the term Cougar applies if they're old enough to need diapers.

Si'll get this:

Actually that is true of Essex in the UK and Essex in Maryland.

Si explained it once, so I understand it too!!

I'd hit that either way

i think that might actually be jailbait, a milf, and a frigging man.

Hahaha! Oh Soufend, how I miss thee.

How are you a moderator Kyle?  Status is so not your style.

How are you a moderator Kyle?  Status is so not your style.

he's moderator of the SEX CATEGORY.

it's like ironic or something.

That is the weakest ironical joke ever.

It was promised like a decade ago. Some people keep their promises!

Pshaw, Kylie.

How are you a moderator Kyle?  Status is so not your style.

Best man for the job... really, it was either him or Balor.

Wow, what would the topics and "rules" be if Balor headed SEX?

Wow, what would the topics and "rules" be if Balor headed SEX?

probably a lot of "pics or it didn't happen" and "tits or gtfo"

come to think of it, i'm surprised those aren't kyle's rules as well...

On the way (with pics):
http://thrashinc.com/e107_plugins/forum/forum_viewtopic.php?141347

Finally happens:
http://thrashinc.com/e107_plugins/forum/forum_viewtopic.php?144330

Nice on b-man. Did you ever get to fool around with the orange-haired one?

Jesus, man... don't get him wound up... When he gets an erection, no one is safe.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrjWSqSfQHY

In the long shots, you can see camel toe...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrjWSqSfQHY

You are a wicked girl, you know that?  Just wicked, wicked, wicked.

EDIT:  THIS POST WAS EDITTED BY SOMEONE ELSE!  HAX!   HAAAX!!!

Werd ...

So Baggy is not still getting his knob polished by this girl?

I kinda lost track... interest, track... whatever.

No, he is ...
He just can't blow inside of her ...