sexay. i'm just there to keep pm-ing sites to the fugees.

Well, I was redirected here...but not too nicely, so I don't think I'll be staying.  Who knows.  I'll see you guys around.

so do we get to see KC's rack?!

That's what this thread is for.

Since when are you non-sexual and non-loving?

I mean yeah, you probably have a complete dungeon someplace and have buried your share of bodies in the desert, but that just makes you hotter.

well

my point of it all was that love and sex attracts way more fuckin nut jobs than RT ever did...i find it to be the most offensive place there, and it has been the source of a lot more serious shit than anywhere else too...

some stupid hippie slut comes in and tells me I should leave if i don't like it

Then fitz comes in and starts waving his dick around and before i know it the thread has been closed.

since I met ganja, I don't have to bury the bodies anymore...just have to pay for shipping;)

Nice! TGK is here.

Well, I was redirected here...but not too nicely, so I don't think I'll be staying.  Who knows.  I'll see you guys around.

what do you mean not too nicely?!

This is an adjustment that isn't going to be easy. Some people were on HF since they were 14. It's the only BBS they know.

what do you mean not too nicely?!

What do YOU mean, "not too nicely"?

HUH?!

This is an adjustment that isn't going to be easy.

Some people were on HF since they were 14.

Well, we know it wasn't you.  Difference engines weren't fast enough in those days.

I may be old, but you're fat.

I may be old, but you're fat.

I can stop being fat.

....what?  whatcha got?

I can get older.

You won't circle back around to being young again.

Perhaps. But I have my doubts about your ability to stop being fat.

Perhaps. But I have my doubts about your ability to stop being fat.

I'll probably need to lose some weight before I can find another girlfriend.
I cannot continue to get my on my charm and sunny disposition.

Perhaps. But I have my doubts about your ability to stop being fat.

I'll probably need to lose some weight before I can find another girlfriend.
I cannot continue to get my on my charm and sunny disposition.

pff. there are lots of gals who like chubby dudes. even ones without charm or a sunny disposition.

I chased chubs for a long time!

Only until you discovered that less fat equals more cock.

I'm the skinniest fucker on this board hands down.

Hi Zoomie!!!

And KC of course...

I'm the skinniest fucker on this board hands down.

does that mean you have the biggest weenis?

Yes, I have noticed this. Chubs had smaller penises... but this depends on many factors... were they chub when I first engaged the unit or did they get chubby over time? This doesn't effect penis size. What's their height? Ethnicity?

So much goes into a unit size... it's mind boggling!

pff. there are lots of gals who like chubby dudes.

Thanks.  But I used to be skinny, so I know the quality varies.
And the sanity too, usually.

Hi Zoomie!!!

And KC of course...

Of all the new people, I like you the most.
Because you follow the rules.

LOL ok that was good and deserved.

Mercy, she's Canadian. And majorly MILFy.

Canadian, eh?

There's rules?

shit.

Yes there are rules but you can call someone a child molester here and not get banned.

In fact I don't think anyone has ever been banned. Unless there was like this big invasion from another board and they were acting strange.

Uh oh...

There's rules?

You're already following them, innately.
...unlike the rest of your devo friends.

Which is why:  you are my favorite!