"Skip" is a heavy potsmoking computer genius with a hot wife. And he's into scat. He totally belongs here. And he's fat.
Oh, fuck, and she is so hot too. But she is pissed at me because all I do is sit on the computer, which is far from true,

but you know that ass, you know the one, you're all like, "holy fuck, that is the most perfect ass ever."
thats her ass
isn't it funny how the fat fucking drunk slobs get the hottest bitches?
I was so fucked up and thinkin about her, I tripped over the dogs tail and fell the whole way down the basement steps, bouncing off of each one.......
fuck will I be sore tomorrow....