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I went a shrink and she just told me that I was a drug addict/sex addict/alcoholic.  I don't need to pay someone $100 an hour to tell me that.  I can tell myself that for free.  FREE
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I have too much pride to go to a shrink. That's basically admitting defeat. I'll fix my problems through self-medication thank you very much.
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Yeah, I can just take one of those personality disorder quizzes, diagnose myself with them all, and prescribe lots of beer.
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And how's that working out for you?
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Horribly.  I haven't been drinking, so I am clearly incapable of following doctor's orders.


2am phone message(Read 15800 times)
Re: 2am phone message Reply #30 on: April 12, 2009, 11:53:59 AM
No, no you don't. It's the number for my 3G.

dunk random txt are pointless given I will only get them when im online.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: 2am phone message Reply #31 on: April 12, 2009, 11:56:44 AM
hahaha... I was kidding... I hate the fucking things, and only use them for work.



Re: 2am phone message Reply #32 on: April 12, 2009, 11:59:12 AM
so im back to pretending i have friends....
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: 2am phone message Reply #33 on: April 12, 2009, 12:01:09 PM
I'm an imaginary character anyways...

Fuck, my sleeping patterns are all up the shit.



Re: 2am phone message Reply #34 on: April 12, 2009, 12:03:31 PM
I have an excuse for the last two weeks, holidays.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: 2am phone message Reply #35 on: April 12, 2009, 12:04:37 PM
Voluntary or enforced?



Re: 2am phone message Reply #36 on: April 12, 2009, 12:05:28 PM
I'm the boss.

(doc did suggest it though)
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: 2am phone message Reply #37 on: April 12, 2009, 12:06:32 PM
ahhh.

Cool!



Re: 2am phone message Reply #38 on: April 12, 2009, 07:21:15 PM
envy
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: 2am phone message Reply #39 on: April 12, 2009, 10:35:12 PM
Fuck I'm hungover!  I feel like someone took a shit down my throat and fucked me with sand paper.  I think I shortened my life span by at least two years with the thirteen hours of hard drinking I did yesterday.



Re: 2am phone message Reply #40 on: April 12, 2009, 10:37:10 PM
Eh. You have a nice phone voice though.

Thanks, I'm going to get that converted to .wav and post it. It was cute.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: 2am phone message Reply #41 on: April 12, 2009, 10:51:33 PM
Everything I don't remember doing always ends up on the internet.  I feel just like a preteen popstar who gets a shaved pussy pic in a magazine, special yet betrayed.



Re: 2am phone message Reply #42 on: April 12, 2009, 10:54:42 PM
And unless you actually are a preteen pop star you shouldn't care if your flaps end up on the cover of People.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: 2am phone message Reply #43 on: April 12, 2009, 10:56:03 PM
Fuck I'm hungover!  I feel like someone took a shit down my throat and fucked me with sand paper.

So, you don't remember...

I mean, I'm glad to see that you're alive!  :D
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: 2am phone message Reply #44 on: April 12, 2009, 10:57:18 PM
I'm a preteen popstar in my dreams, just like Danzig.



Re: 2am phone message Reply #45 on: April 12, 2009, 11:00:36 PM
I'm a preteen popstar in my dreams, just like Danzig.

Bullshit!
You are so fucking metal!!!
....just like Danzig.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: 2am phone message Reply #46 on: April 12, 2009, 11:02:33 PM
Everything I don't remember doing always ends up on the internet.  I feel just like a preteen popstar who gets a shaved pussy pic in a magazine, special yet betrayed.

I'm wondering how many preteens need to shave their pussys. Not many, I suspect.



Re: 2am phone message Reply #47 on: April 12, 2009, 11:07:07 PM
I intend to research this and will report back when I recover.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: 2am phone message Reply #48 on: April 12, 2009, 11:39:46 PM
I just like the peach fuzz.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: 2am phone message Reply #49 on: April 12, 2009, 11:43:24 PM
I just like the braces.



Re: 2am phone message Reply #50 on: April 12, 2009, 11:44:41 PM
What about the little plumb sized tits?
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: 2am phone message Reply #51 on: April 12, 2009, 11:46:04 PM
« Last Edit: April 12, 2009, 11:46:48 PM by eitje »
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: 2am phone message Reply #52 on: April 12, 2009, 11:47:18 PM
<3 Michelle
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: 2am phone message Reply #53 on: April 12, 2009, 11:54:29 PM
She reminds me of that stripper at the ShowNTel who danced wearing only a knee brace



Re: 2am phone message Reply #54 on: April 12, 2009, 11:54:52 PM
Hahahaha.



Re: 2am phone message Reply #55 on: April 12, 2009, 11:55:28 PM
Youve seen her too?



Re: 2am phone message Reply #56 on: April 12, 2009, 11:56:23 PM
No I just wasn't expecting such a fine brace.



Re: 2am phone message Reply #57 on: April 13, 2009, 12:27:21 AM
I like em with knee braces, harder for them to escape.
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: 2am phone message Reply #58 on: April 13, 2009, 12:52:45 AM
I think I posted my own number someplace here anyway.

For the record, it was on here PRE the relaunch, and it's on TSi ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: 2am phone message Reply #59 on: April 13, 2009, 04:19:03 AM
So, why haven't you turned on the ol' ENIAC and let us hear the voicemail?
Skybox, right up here in section La-Di-Dah.