Got this when I woke up this morning, came from an Austin, TX number, with a nice, young (and very drunk) female voice attached to it:

"Hello this is a late night census, and I'm just trying to take a poll of who is the bigger douchebag: Luke or um... other participants of my *giggle* poll... namely Kyle or Dylan... who is a bigger douche?Luke, Dylan or Kyle?  Press one for Luke, press two for Dylan, three for Kyle and leave your name after the beep" *drunken giggle turns to loud laughter* "awww fuck..." *hangs up*

I wonder who this could have been?

At least leave me some stroke material next time Sash...

my favorite part is the giggling...

I was gonna say, I'd be bopping it before she said "this".

Yeah nice voice. She could totally do phone sex for CC numbers.

I have a Tennessee friend that has nasty dirty phone sex with me.  The southern accent is hawt.

Luke is CLEARLY the biggest douche. What an asshole. sheesh.

All things considered, Luke is the LARGEST douche. Kyle is clearly the biggest douche. And you're dick-prejudiced so shut your polesmoker.

I take offense to being called a douche.  I'm more of an elitist prick.

Read it again, Bob's Big Boy... You're not even in the running. Take it up with the pollster. She'll be awake in another 6 hours.

I take offense to being called a douche.  I'm more of an elitist prick.

Yeah, you only scull the DMX thats been aged for 12 years.

How many fucking times do I have to tell people?!?!?!

DMX:


DXM:

I hope that's a chick cuz that's a mad gay tat for a guy...

How many fucking times do I have to tell people?!?!?!

1st time for me.

I hope that's a chick cuz that's a mad gay tat for a guy...

How so? 

Why can't I be the biggest douche?

Bagman texted me at midnight saying that Sasha wanted my phone #. I suppose she wanted to "poll" me too?

Now we know where she got MY number. Luke wouldn't do that to me.

Kyle you are Jew-Burger.

With a side of banker.

No one knows my number. 

homeless-joe - +61 0413 306 520.

buggered if i can remember if you need to take out the first zero.

That's a long fucking number.

I suppose posting it in a gender appropriate craigslist personal ad would be futile. If it's Sasha's phone, she'll appreciate the lesbian hordes coming over the wall at her. If it's Kyle's (which I doubt) he'll just post my number on some gay anal fisting site local to me in retaliation.

I think I posted my own number someplace here anyway.

That's a long fucking number.

its a mobile. we dont use "normal" numbers for mobiles here.
+61 is the country code.
my home fone is one digit longer than usa numbers.

you'll need to drop that zero

Yeah, thats what I thought too. It's been awhile since I have given it out.

you'll need to drop that zero

And get yourself a hero.

you'll need to drop that zero

And get yourself a hero.

Believe it or not, it's just me.

Now we know where she got MY number. Luke wouldn't do that to me.

Actually, it WAS me.

I think I posted my own number someplace here anyway.

That's right.  I wouldn't give out information that you'd not previously given out yourself.

my favorite part is the giggling...

Me too!

It was a funny juxtoposition against how serious she was trying to be!

Luke is CLEARLY the biggest douche. What an asshole. sheesh.

You're going to say this about the guy that protected your phone number?!

homeless-joe - +61 0413 306 520.

buggered if i can remember if you need to take out the first zero.

First zero needs to go.

Now I have a number for drunked random calls... danke.