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Quote from: underclass
For those of you in America, here is what most of the western world knows about your politics... you have a black man in the white house trying to fix healthcare, which is going nowhere because all of a sudden everyone else has a way better way to fix healthcare despite it being a basket case for the last 30 years. You're in two wars you won't win, which will bankrupt you as you try to compete with China economically, which you also can't win because people have less rights and they aren't fighting two wars. Sarah Palin is loathed by every single rational person in the free world. Conan is the governer of California, which is also broke, along with all of your banks. People can't get abortions in some places but can marry their gay partner in others. End.
Quote from: Mosh
This is how it reads for the God fearin' 'mericans...

"For those of you in America, here is what you know about your politics... you have a illegitimate non US citizen niggerman in the white house trying to destroy democracy. You're in two wars doing God's work slaughtering the infidel, as our Manifest destiny says we will rule the world. Sarah Palin is the most rational person in the free world. The Governator is the governer of California, which is also full of queers, but he'll sort them out. People can't get abortions because it's an affront to God, but can marry their sister in others, which all good God fearing 'mericans approve of. God Bless 'merica."


Screaming anal(Read 9957 times)
Screaming anal on: April 12, 2009, 01:07:18 PM
« Last Edit: April 12, 2009, 01:08:06 PM by Mosh »



Re: Screaming anal Reply #1 on: April 12, 2009, 01:09:18 PM
this one i fapped to

    
Grandma Hasn't Fucked In 15 Years

After a cockless decade of lonely nights, Granny is back in action. She's a wee bit senile (The Exorcist comes to mind), but lucky for Billy her pole-riding skills haven't withered quite as badly as the rest of her. She can actually recite your name in a dozen different frequencies as she works the cock. Pretty impressive for a senior citizen.

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Re: Screaming anal Reply #2 on: April 12, 2009, 01:09:43 PM
I once clicked a mosh link...
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Screaming anal Reply #3 on: April 12, 2009, 01:10:44 PM
what are you talking about?


this is some quality material


 8)
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Re: Screaming anal Reply #4 on: April 12, 2009, 01:11:55 PM
the dude doing the tailpipe of the car is a classic too...


http://www.efukt.com/2445_Tighter_Than_A_Nun%27s_Pussy.html
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Re: Screaming anal Reply #5 on: April 12, 2009, 01:12:35 PM
That one's a tame one for me...

I heard that meatspin was on the secret banned websites list the Aussie govt had made up. MEATSPIN??!!??



Re: Screaming anal Reply #6 on: April 12, 2009, 01:16:52 PM
I gave in I clicked ( on a 6gig cap to mofo, so be gratefull ).


I hate you.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Screaming anal Reply #7 on: April 12, 2009, 01:17:40 PM
you mean you didn't like that?  ???
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Re: Screaming anal Reply #8 on: April 12, 2009, 01:19:43 PM
nope. Too close to rape. No, I think it is rape.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Screaming anal Reply #9 on: April 12, 2009, 01:20:15 PM
Sorry, but it was tamer than some of the others. Dont waste your time with this one...

http://www.efukt.com/2437_Sexual_Noises_You_Rather_Not_Hear.html



Re: Screaming anal Reply #10 on: April 12, 2009, 01:22:30 PM
No need for sorry, I was the one that clicked on a link with no descrip.

and yeah, i know its tame.

no judgement of you from this side of the screen and whatnot.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Screaming anal Reply #11 on: April 12, 2009, 01:28:51 PM
Sorry, but it was tamer than some of the others. Dont waste your time with this one...

http://www.efukt.com/2437_Sexual_Noises_You_Rather_Not_Hear.html


another fap for me
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Re: Screaming anal Reply #12 on: April 12, 2009, 03:51:26 PM
No clickee Moshee Linkee! Very sorry!!!
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Re: Screaming anal Reply #13 on: April 12, 2009, 08:28:00 PM
That's ok... even though I didnt say it, they be for Dave's gratification.



Re: Screaming anal Reply #14 on: April 13, 2009, 02:24:01 AM
W3rd ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Re: Screaming anal Reply #15 on: April 14, 2009, 08:49:57 AM
I can say this thread was highly appreciated

post more
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Re: Screaming anal Reply #16 on: April 14, 2009, 09:11:39 AM
Dude, find your own

Then share.



Re: Screaming anal Reply #17 on: April 14, 2009, 09:13:09 AM
how the hell am I supposed to top that?
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Re: Screaming anal Reply #18 on: April 14, 2009, 09:18:49 AM
It's the interweb, there's always something that tops that....



Re: Screaming anal Reply #19 on: April 14, 2009, 09:20:30 AM
i don't think anyone will enjoy my morbidly obese fecal freak pics


although......
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Re: Screaming anal Reply #20 on: April 14, 2009, 09:26:17 AM
i don't think anyone will enjoy my morbidly obese fecal freak pics


although......

If you decide to share, PLEASE, PLEASE, make it a separate thread and label it accordingly.
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Re: Screaming anal Reply #21 on: April 14, 2009, 09:59:59 AM
Yeah, we don't want to waste any time clicking on the wrong thread.
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Re: Screaming anal Reply #22 on: April 14, 2009, 10:36:32 AM
no problem there

stay tuned...
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Re: Screaming anal Reply #23 on: April 14, 2009, 10:39:28 AM
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Re: Screaming anal Reply #24 on: April 14, 2009, 10:40:16 AM
STOP WITH THE FUCKING ROLLING EYES SMILEY YOU SHITPUSHER!!!
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Re: Screaming anal Reply #25 on: April 14, 2009, 10:41:19 AM
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Re: Screaming anal Reply #26 on: April 14, 2009, 10:51:12 AM
STOP WITH THE FUCKING ROLLING EYES SMILEY YOU SHITPUSHER!!!

Twice, I've posted that.

Ever.



Re: Screaming anal Reply #27 on: April 14, 2009, 10:54:53 AM
That was twice too many. I'm turning that shit off.
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Re: Screaming anal Reply #28 on: April 14, 2009, 12:01:22 PM
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Re: Screaming anal Reply #29 on: April 14, 2009, 03:22:48 PM
Oh cool, I just realized that turning smileys off didn't just turn them off for my posts, it also turns any smileys anyone posts into their text based version. What a great feature.


And somehow I'm reminded of this:

<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
<Cthon98> ********* see!
<AzureDiamond> hunter2
<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******
<Cthon98> thats what I see
<AzureDiamond> oh, really?
<Cthon98> Absolutely
<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> awesome!
<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.
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