A Brit an Aussie and a Kiwi walk into a bar.....

"...and they all say in unison, 'Where're the fookin' sheeps?'"

I have no idea what youre talking aboot.

deny deny deny.

Nicely played.

y'all just seem so american, but with a different accent.

Speaking as someone who has a pretty good grasp of both Americans and their culture and Brits and their culture, I'd say you're way off. English and Aussie culture is far more similar than American and Aussie culture.

And speaking of being both English and American, I have to say that both of their tourists tend to embarrass me when I encounter them abroad. Americans tend to be completely fucking clueless - it's as if they're trapped in a bubble of ignorance that's impervious to any knowledge that doesn't fit with how things are back home. Brits on the other hand are just complete fucking louts. Loud and aggressive and what's worse is they seem to always travel in giant packs. Yech.

oh please, i'm from california. i've met loads of aussie tourists. they were always drunk. and loud. frankly, i had a great deal in common with them. unlike the brits who came across as pretty stupid and completely shocked at the size of the usa.

yeah, changing "get" to "be" made ALL the difference.

~blink.

"comma i call that good times period like americans period"

huh ?

what are you, a grammar nazi?

y'all just seem so american, but with a different accent.

Speaking as someone who has a pretty good grasp of both Americans and their culture and Brits and their culture, I'd say you're way off. English and Aussie culture is far more similar than American and Aussie culture.

And speaking of being both English and American, I have to say that both of their tourists tend to embarrass me when I encounter them abroad. Americans tend to be completely fucking clueless - it's as if they're trapped in a bubble of ignorance that's impervious to any knowledge that doesn't fit with how things are back home. Brits on the other hand are just complete fucking louts. Loud and aggressive and what's worse is they seem to always travel in giant packs. Yech.

oh please, i'm from california. i've met loads of aussie tourists. they were always drunk. and loud. frankly, i had a great deal in common with them. unlike the brits who came across as pretty stupid and completely shocked at the size of the usa.

Oh, pardon me. You're from California. That changes everything.

it really does. major surfing, disneyland, attractions, etc = TOURISTS. so ... you lose.

One of the interesting things I've noticed about Canadians is their strangely colonial habit of spending all of their time visiting former and current Commonwealth countries. I've only met one American who was not himself Indian who has ever been to India. I know tons of Canadians who have been there. Same thing for Guyana, although I only know of two Canadian who went there. Same thing again for South Africa. The only reason I list these and not the obvious England, Australia, NZ, etc. is because those places are English speaking anyway so tons of Americans go there too.
Is this just a Canadian habit or do other Commonwealthers do the same? Is this even a Canadian habit or are my Canadian friends just bigger nerds than normal Canadians?

all i know is they take their maple leaves off their backpacks when they go stateside. 

also, they don't talk a whole lot. as for all the rest, i don't know.

No knock on Cali, but I'd rather visit Si. He lives in paradise.

Is this just a Canadian habit or do other Commonwealthers do the same?

It is common. Ever four years we get exposed to eachother via the commonwealth games. We also get exposed every other day with football,cricket blahblahblah. I myself have done the whole old british empire.

Sorry, you must be mistaken. KC informed us that Australians are much more like Americans than Brits.

Is this just a Canadian habit or do other Commonwealthers do the same?

It is common. Ever four years we get exposed to eachother via the commonwealth games. We also get exposed every other day with football,cricket blahblahblah. I myself have done the whole old british empire.

I took my RV caravan to the Grand Canyon Uluru last summer.

No, Si, Aussies are much more like Brits than Yanks... more than they care to admit.

It's much cooler to admit to hanging out with the rich Uncle than hanging out with Mummy.

Yet British tourists are held in extremely high regard by those who deal with American travelers.

I've found American tourists can be split into 3 types:
Arrogant, ignorant loudmouths
The interested yet clueless
Canadians

I am offended ...

No, Si, Aussies are much more like Brits than Yanks... more than they care to admit.

It's much cooler to admit to hanging out with the rich Uncle than hanging out with Mummy.

Sorry dude, you're wrong. I know you and ho-jo are real, actual Australians. And yes, I'm a real, actual Brit. And yes, I'm also half American. But KC is from California. They have attractions there. She's met tourists.

RACK!
lulzzzz

I am offended ...

It's ok honey, I'll comfort you. The bad, bad California person can't hurt you while you're in my arms...

I like how the oldies are turning against the newbies. Pretty soon we'll have a full out flame war.

We ALWAYS have turned against newb-bewbz ...
It's an initiation right, I'm assuming ....

We have. But my money is on kc. She won't crumble and run like some past newbz. Like Abercrombiegirlybomb or that chick with the glasses who looked like Aviril Lavigne.

Shut the fuck up.

And for the double.

I'm Australian and i live next door to the trourist strip.

I think I'll just shut the fuck up.

Fixed that for ya, you non-newb!

Suck my left testis.

No knock on Cali, but I'd rather visit Si. He lives in paradise.

i fuckin' hate cali. it's why i moved to colorado. here i can be hated for being from cali. and there's not as many aussies running around stinkin' up the place and harassing the livestock.

No, Si, Aussies are much more like Brits than Yanks... more than they care to admit.

It's much cooler to admit to hanging out with the rich Uncle than hanging out with Mummy.

Sorry dude, you're wrong. I know you and ho-jo are real, actual Australians. And yes, I'm a real, actual Brit. And yes, I'm also half American. But KC is from California. They have attractions there. She's met tourists.

yes. and you're ll twats the minute you leave your couchs.

The Bay Area was great, loved it. Anywhere south of Santa Cruz can go to hell

I like how the oldies are turning against the newbies. Pretty soon we'll have a full out flame war.

i always thought that was the way of forum. like, every forum, really.

first nooB shows up, gets ignored.
then nooB pisses off someone who thinks said nooB should be sucking their cock.
nooB is no longer being ignored.