The Bay Area was great, loved it. Anywhere south of Santa Cruz can go to hell

right off into the ocean. though the west coast of santa catalina is pretty nice for quiet camping.

No, Si, Aussies are much more like Brits than Yanks... more than they care to admit.

It's much cooler to admit to hanging out with the rich Uncle than hanging out with Mummy.

Sorry dude, you're wrong. I know you and ho-jo are real, actual Australians. And yes, I'm a real, actual Brit. And yes, I'm also half American. But KC is from California. They have attractions there. She's met tourists.

Shit, what was thinking? Californians know everything. Hell, what do I know? I've never travelled.

No, Si, Aussies are much more like Brits than Yanks... more than they care to admit.

It's much cooler to admit to hanging out with the rich Uncle than hanging out with Mummy.

Sorry dude, you're wrong. I know you and ho-jo are real, actual Australians. And yes, I'm a real, actual Brit. And yes, I'm also half American. But KC is from California. They have attractions there. She's met tourists.

Shit, what was thinking? Californians know everything. Hell, what do I know? I've never travelled.

please, you sound like my mother. she's american. and fat. kinda ugly, too. ..mommy? is that you?

 

 

Was it Colorado or Montana the two aussie did that bank job in ? You heard about that one mosh ?

did they fuck it up? likely. too busy stroking each other to get anything done properly.

nah. i didn't hear anything about it. so did the teller slip in a slick of her own juices after the aussie told her to hand over the money? i hear that happens.

Well, the accent IS kinda sexy... I like the way they say "gasoline"

Gahz-o-layne...

Better than that, they went into the bank, with their name tags from the ski resort they were working at still on, then they took photos of themselves with the cash and later tried to buy $30,000 watch with $5 notes.

They got 4 years or something, i know of them is out now, was in the paper a few weeks back.

fucking funny story. tragic/pathetic funny.

not all the info is here http://archives.tcm.ie/breakingnews/2005/06/22/story208313.asp but just as proof that what i type is true.

 

and i suppose that since they're not stupid enough to drink fosters that they could be somewhat tolerable. before i accept you lot o' pricks, do you know any dirty songs?

I like how the oldies are turning against the newbies. Pretty soon we'll have a full out flame war.

i always thought that was the way of forum. like, every forum, really.

first nooB shows up, gets ignored.
then nooB pisses off someone who thinks said nooB should be sucking their cock.
nooB is no longer being ignored.

 

I don't think you should be sucking my cock, and in fact I don't have anything against you at all, noob or not. But the fact of the matter is you were wrong. Anyone who told me that Aussies are more like Americans than Brits would be wrong. Cuz, um, it's not true.

Feel free to suck my cock, though.

wait, other nations taking the piss out of Australia....

do carry on

Dont you start, sheep shagger...

that's fucking beautiful. it's like a blonde joke, but it's aussies. my dad's best bro lives in australia, melbourne, i think. he has all kinds of great aussie jokes.

and anyone who wants to claim to be more like brits just to avoid being like americans...well, is a total pussy sheep shagger.

hang on, that's it! y'll are welsh, aintcha?

Better than that, they went into the bank, with their name tags from the ski resort they were working at still on, then they took photos of themselves with the cash and later tried to buy $30,000 watch with $5 notes.

They got 4 years or something, i know of them is out now, was in the paper a few weeks back.

fucking funny story. tragic/pathetic funny.

not all the info is here http://archives.tcm.ie/breakingnews/2005/06/22/story208313.asp but just as proof that what i type is true.

Dont you start, sheep shagger...

dammit, you beat me to sheep shagger.

and anyone who wants to claim to be more like brits just to avoid being like americans

You're just not getting it, huh?

Dont you start, sheep shagger...

dammit, you beat me to sheep shagger.

Sheep are for pussys, real men fuck roo

and anyone who wants to claim to be more like brits just to avoid being like americans

Trolling...

*yawn*

Picking on the Welsh is just wrong. I mean, they'rebarely over the death of Princess Di...

and anyone who wants to claim to be more like brits just to avoid being like americans

You're just not getting it, huh?

was this or was this not a thread to bash other countries? you must be british.

and anyone who wants to claim to be more like brits just to avoid being like americans

Trolling...

*yawn*

i'm outta practice. gimme a break.

and anyone who wants to claim to be more like brits just to avoid being like americans

You're just not getting it, huh?

was this or was this not a thread to bash other countries? you must be british.

one of the points was, you made the claim.

i'm not being ignored anymore, either. 

any rate, i don't give a rats ass, to be fully honest. i'm just lookin' to have some beers.

australians were really noisy and thought everyone loved them and their tips were crap.

...just the tip?

tipping is the stupidest idea ever

are you speaking english?

no one has a good opinion of americans.

and i'm pretty sure australia's heading down the same toilet.

I suppose if you're going to make claims, they might as well be completely baseless.

fuck it, I'm going to make a thread about tipping.

Anyway, go lucas you bad thing

oh please, i'm from california. i've met loads of aussie tourists.

WHAT?!

You mean, YOUR personal experience is different from MINE?!  And your from CALIFORNIA?!

Well, this is cause for me to seriously reconsider everything I've ever believed.