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Re: tipping Reply #60 on: April 21, 2009, 04:47:16 PM
Change of plan... Puke on the widow and feel up the casket.
« Last Edit: April 21, 2009, 05:48:56 PM by krapsna »
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Re: tipping Reply #61 on: April 21, 2009, 05:46:41 PM
what's with you having "r" issues? did something sticky get on your keyboard?

notes from an acceptably tipped service industry:

i've relied on tips for survival (i'll beat you all to it: "and cock") for nearly ten years now. thankfully i've been fortunate enough to primarily bartend for the last three years, as opposed to waiting tables. i have always averaged nearly to over 20% since i began waitressing nine years ago. behind the bar, i started at an above 20% avg, and now as bar mgr pulling the money shifts behind the bar, that average has gone up to anywhere from 30%-80% i'd say on any of my given nights.

i generally give excellent service, always remember your name, your drink, sometimes a back up drink, and even your life story as you've told it to me. if, of course, you're the type of patron who wants to chitchat. if not, key points are important of course, especially in case you're the only one there and there's any uncomfortable silences. if you tip me well at the start, especially in a large, seemingly pain-in-the-ass group, i will remember you and your drink, and busy as i may be, will try to have your drink, or drinks for others in your party, ready as soon as you need another.

like many bars, mine can offer a free drink or two when i deem it appropriate. higher and more frequent (in the case of regulars) tipping play the main roles in deciding who i give these drinks to.

cunty or asshole behavior (which is first defined in my book as poor tipping) will ALWAYS result in a check for everything consumed, not to mention subpar to poor service on busier nights, waning friendly responses from me, weak drinks, and in extreme cases a ban from the bar.

please tip your bartender.
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Re: tipping Reply #62 on: April 21, 2009, 05:51:01 PM
Cute chicks always make more. Life is not fair.
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Re: tipping Reply #63 on: April 21, 2009, 06:37:56 PM
Cute chicks always make more. Life is not fair.
i think the date rape balances that out.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: tipping Reply #64 on: April 21, 2009, 06:57:09 PM
My "fuck you" tip is around 10%.

I generally tip 20% or over. My cousin routinely gets paychecks for $0.00, so fuck that noise.

When at a bar I tip a buck for domestics and two for imports. When I get whisky I tip about a third.
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Re: tipping Reply #65 on: April 22, 2009, 02:10:27 AM
« Last Edit: April 22, 2009, 02:12:36 AM by Drugmoth »
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Re: tipping Reply #66 on: April 22, 2009, 03:12:25 AM
My "fuck you" tip is around 10%.

I generally tip 20% or over. My cousin routinely gets paychecks for $0.00, so fuck that noise.

When at a bar I tip a buck for domestics and two for imports. When I get whisky I tip about a third.

I'm more along these lines ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Re: tipping Reply #67 on: April 22, 2009, 03:53:44 AM
My fuck you tip is 0%

My thanks for the great service tip is 0%



Re: tipping Reply #68 on: April 22, 2009, 03:57:40 AM
My fuck you tip is 0%

My thanks for the great service tip is 0%
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Re: tipping Reply #69 on: April 22, 2009, 07:44:27 AM
Tipping is giving a stranger money.  You are not making a purchase of anything whatsoever.  You are not purchasing their service of bringing you food and being pleasant to you.  If you were, than walking out of the place of business without tipping would be theft.  It's a fucking donation.  I should never have to feel obligated by society to give a stranger money.  It's one of the single stupidest things ever to have been thought up.  In what other situation would someone get justly pissed at you for not giving something to a stranger or making a donation when all you want to do is make a purchase? Feeling obligated by society to give a stranger money......doesn't that sound fucked up? 

Once you are soley responsible for your own well-being, you see things a little differently.
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Re: tipping Reply #70 on: April 22, 2009, 09:04:10 AM
Tipping is giving a stranger money.  You are not making a purchase of anything whatsoever.  You are not purchasing their service of bringing you food and being pleasant to you.  If you were, than walking out of the place of business without tipping would be theft.  It's a fucking donation.  I should never have to feel obligated by society to give a stranger money.  It's one of the single stupidest things ever to have been thought up.  In what other situation would someone get justly pissed at you for not giving something to a stranger or making a donation when all you want to do is make a purchase? Feeling obligated by society to give a stranger money......doesn't that sound fucked up? 

So when you hit rock bottom, the federal teat dries up (and make no mistake it will) and are living on the streets, standing on the corner with a cutesy sign that reads "will chug robitussin for spare change" I'll just punch you in the face and you won't be offended?
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Re: tipping Reply #71 on: April 22, 2009, 09:06:56 AM
Danzig likes spit in his food.
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Re: tipping Reply #72 on: April 22, 2009, 12:30:27 PM
Tipping is giving a stranger money.  You are not making a purchase of anything whatsoever.  You are not purchasing their service of bringing you food and being pleasant to you.  If you were, than walking out of the place of business without tipping would be theft.  It's a fucking donation.  I should never have to feel obligated by society to give a stranger money.  It's one of the single stupidest things ever to have been thought up.  In what other situation would someone get justly pissed at you for not giving something to a stranger or making a donation when all you want to do is make a purchase? Feeling obligated by society to give a stranger money......doesn't that sound fucked up? 

So when you hit rock bottom, the federal teat dries up (and make no mistake it will) and are living on the streets, standing on the corner with a cutesy sign that reads "will chug robitussin for spare change" I'll just punch you in the face and you won't be offended?

Nope.  If I'm in that position I deserve to have some old ginger whip out his pruney pale member and piss all over me.
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Re: tipping Reply #73 on: April 22, 2009, 12:33:27 PM
Zoomie and Danzig sittin in a tree!
K I S S I N G!
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Re: tipping Reply #74 on: April 22, 2009, 01:59:49 PM
I smell a new trigger word!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: tipping Reply #75 on: April 22, 2009, 02:07:33 PM
Great, so will kissing end up as fisting ?
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Re: tipping Reply #76 on: April 22, 2009, 02:37:52 PM
Can we make everyone's screen name and real name filter as Fred?
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Re: tipping Reply #77 on: April 22, 2009, 02:38:39 PM
No, that will make shit really confusing.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: tipping Reply #78 on: April 22, 2009, 02:39:02 PM
Can we make everyone's screen name and real name filter as Fred?

nooooooo.

i am seriously about to just not come here anymore the filters are messing me up so bad.
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Re: tipping Reply #79 on: April 22, 2009, 02:43:08 PM
The only thing filtered was "IAN", "mother", "father", "Dylan", "crack", and "DXM" ...
I removed the "tricky->Billy Corgan" one ...

We'd never filter anything that really changes a post in any way ...

Nothing really to be confused about ...

BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: tipping Reply #80 on: April 22, 2009, 02:46:06 PM
The only thing filtered was "IAN", "RimJobber", "PoopChute Pirate", "Dylan", "crack", and "DXM" ...
I removed the "Billy Corgan->Billy Corgan" one ...

We'd never filter anything that really changes a post in any way ...

Nothing really to be confused about ...




DON'T YOU JUDGE ME.
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Re: tipping Reply #81 on: April 22, 2009, 02:46:20 PM
No, that will make shit really confusing.

Can we make everyone's screen name and real name filter as Fred?

nooooooo.

i am seriously about to just not come here anymore the filters are messing me up so bad.

This proves the genius of the idea.  No one would post anymore.
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Re: tipping Reply #82 on: April 22, 2009, 02:47:52 PM
apparently you did NOT remove the Billy Corgan one. who is confused now, sir?!

HMMM??
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Re: tipping Reply #83 on: April 22, 2009, 02:49:11 PM
Seriously, the filters are getting fucking annoying.
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Re: tipping Reply #84 on: April 22, 2009, 02:51:49 PM
Yeah, cause right now, im spanking it to Billy on another thread. Then again, i could do alot worse.
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Re: tipping Reply #85 on: April 22, 2009, 02:57:22 PM
Seriously, the filters are getting fucking annoying.

Ugh, thank you.
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Re: tipping Reply #86 on: April 22, 2009, 03:21:33 PM
I'd removed 'em, honest ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: tipping Reply #87 on: April 22, 2009, 05:18:33 PM
I'd removed 'em, honest ...

I had a guy tell me that once ...



Re: tipping Reply #88 on: April 22, 2009, 05:21:13 PM
Cute chicks always make more. Life is not fair.
i think the date rape balances that out.
All of them make more... so all of them should get raped.



Re: tipping Reply #89 on: April 22, 2009, 06:12:20 PM
I like her ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')