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Quote from: Krapsna, on ThrashInc.Com, to Kyle
PS: If you're ever on a first date with a girl who's extremely nervous it's not because she's afraid you're going to make a move on her, it's because she's afraid you're NOT going to make a move.


tipping(Read 22511 times)
Re: tipping Reply #90 on: April 23, 2009, 11:46:20 AM
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: tipping Reply #91 on: April 23, 2009, 04:04:56 PM
me too. do you think she'd rape me if I asked nicely? i think i'd be more into the idea of girlsex if it was a non-consentual type of thing.



Re: tipping Reply #92 on: April 23, 2009, 04:12:20 PM
me too. do you think she'd rape me if I asked nicely? i think i'd be more into the idea of girlsex if it was a non-consentual type of thing.
Long as I get tipped.



Re: tipping Reply #93 on: April 25, 2009, 11:45:59 AM
me too. do you think she'd rape me if I asked nicely? i think i'd be more into the idea of girlsex if it was a non-consentual type of thing.
Long as I get tipped.
Just the tip?
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: tipping Reply #94 on: April 25, 2009, 12:45:16 PM
only the tip



Re: tipping Reply #95 on: April 25, 2009, 02:17:24 PM
Shaft is overrated apparently.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: tipping Reply #96 on: April 25, 2009, 06:31:30 PM
You're damn right.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: tipping Reply #97 on: April 26, 2009, 07:38:27 AM
me too. do you think she'd rape me if I asked nicely? i think i'd be more into the idea of girlsex if it was a non-consentual type of thing.
Long as I get tipped.
Just the tip?
I'm not fussed.



Re: tipping Reply #98 on: April 26, 2009, 12:45:20 PM
At restaurants, I tip 20% pretty much across the board. Great or shitty service is probably based on so many factors outside of whatever is going on between the staff and myself. Mood, what's going on in the kitchen, if someone's cat is sick, etc. But only for table service. If I get handed something across a counter, I don't tip. If there's a jar, I don't tip. Only table service waitstaff gets the crazy-low minimum wage in the states. It's also very easy math.

At bars, I have no clue what to do. I've heard a million things about what's "standard": If you tip a dollar a drink, every drink, you're asking for a free drink. If you tip any less than a dollar a drink, you're an asshole. Once, when working up the bill, I put in my share of the drinks and a tip, and the guy I was with was like, "how long have we been sitting here?" as if there were a per-hour tip, not a per-drink tip, or a 'how well taken care of you felt' tip.

Left to my own devices, I probably tip a dollar for every other drink. I pretty much only drink beer and neat whiskey, though. It's not like I'm asking anyone to shake up exotic, 12 ingredient cocktails for me.



Re: tipping Reply #99 on: May 10, 2009, 07:16:43 AM
This is reason enough not to tip. Or maybe it reason to tip large. Dunno:

Today, I was serving a family at the restaurant where I work. When I went to ask the little girl what she wanted, I was tongue-tied and got "cutie" and "hun" mixed up and ended up asking: "What can I get for you cuntie?" FML



Re: tipping Reply #100 on: May 10, 2009, 09:10:50 AM
Ha ha! Did they totally freak out or what?
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Re: tipping Reply #101 on: May 11, 2009, 11:16:03 AM
umm... i feel like he was relating the story, not telling it firsthand. maybe?



Re: tipping Reply #102 on: May 11, 2009, 11:41:48 AM
I know... I was doing my parody of a cluless Internet goofball, but I also didn't really expect anybody to get it.
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Re: tipping Reply #103 on: May 11, 2009, 11:48:34 AM
and usually i'm so in tune with your humor parallel. i think we're growing apart.



Re: tipping Reply #104 on: May 11, 2009, 11:50:13 AM
Noooo!
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Re: tipping Reply #105 on: May 11, 2009, 12:01:03 PM
this has been coming for a while, and i think we both knew it all along.



Re: tipping Reply #106 on: May 11, 2009, 12:10:43 PM
I'm taking the Ralph Lauren towels.
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Re: tipping Reply #107 on: May 11, 2009, 12:13:59 PM
homo. i should've known you were gay from the start when you wanted to lick your own cum off my tits the first time we fucked.

i have a feeling this is gonna be a nasty breakup.



Re: tipping Reply #108 on: May 11, 2009, 12:29:19 PM
Oh yeah, it's gonna be ugly. For the record, I'm not taking the towels because I like them, but because you do.
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Re: tipping Reply #109 on: May 11, 2009, 12:41:58 PM
you're good.

how's this for funny: i'm leaving YOU these asshole kids we made. i'm moving to tahiti with jauncarlo and never coming back.
and oh yeah, i'm into chicks now, too. we are gonna threesome it up in the tropics.



Re: tipping Reply #110 on: May 11, 2009, 01:15:13 PM
I fucking knew it. I FUCKING KNEW IT!!!!
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Re: tipping Reply #111 on: May 12, 2009, 03:58:32 AM
Good job, you turned her off guys!

Bravo!
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Re: tipping Reply #112 on: May 12, 2009, 04:06:25 AM
that was all a lie and she's en-route to Narita as I type.

Cue up nyotaimori
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: tipping Reply #113 on: May 12, 2009, 06:49:16 AM
Oh hell yeah. I'd eat sushi off hips ass any day of the week.

I'd also drink sake that's been poured down her body and pooled in her lap.



Re: tipping Reply #114 on: May 12, 2009, 08:21:15 AM
Eh.....
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: tipping Reply #115 on: May 12, 2009, 09:36:56 AM
I know... I was doing my parody of a cluless Internet goofball, but I also didn't really expect anybody to get it.
I got it!
I just didn't want to spoil it.  :)
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: tipping Reply #116 on: May 12, 2009, 09:50:14 AM
you're good.

how's this for funny: i'm leaving YOU these asshole kids we made. i'm moving to tahiti with jauncarlo and never coming back.
and oh yeah, i'm into chicks now, too. we are gonna threesome it up in the tropics.

GHEY
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: tipping Reply #117 on: May 12, 2009, 11:02:58 AM
Quote
Being bound
Another variation of the human platter is the "bondage sushi bar", which can be found in some BDSM conventions and play parties in Britain and in Europe. In this variation, the individual acting as a living sushi plate is tied up to hinder movement or prevent it altogether.

how kinky is it if i like the sound of this? i've really been into light bondage lately. thank you for a new fantasy!



Re: tipping Reply #118 on: May 13, 2009, 09:30:16 AM
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: tipping Reply #119 on: May 13, 2009, 03:19:01 PM
Poly Styrene was cool.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.