luke is just trying to make some people jealous.

Eitje is correct.  And both of us are about the same age.

Then Luke bent her over the table, lifted up her dress, and...

Then Luke bent her over the table, lifted up her dress, and...

I couldn't bend her over my table and do much of anything, because she'd be too busy complaining about how much stuff there is on it, and how I need to clean it up.

AND?!?!?!

and he was like, "wow this is a way better view than what i usually see at breakfast!"

and he was like, "oh, man, wait til l-g hears about this!"

and he was like, "it's okay, it's just the tip, just the tip to see what it feels like!"

and he was like, "i'm sorry; i came already."

HA!

and he was like, "gee golly wiz this sure is neat!"

And you'd dress her up like a sheep...

I haven't done fursuit sex yet. But I'd give it a go..

and he was like, "wow this is a way better view than what i usually see at breakfast!"

and he was like, "oh, man, wait til l-g hears about this!"

and he was like, "it's okay, it's just the tip, just the tip to see what it feels like!"

and he was like, "i'm sorry; i came already."

none of those would happen!

i don't eat breakfast, i don't fuck and tell, i don't do just the tip, and i don't cum early.

and he was like, "gee golly wiz this sure is neat!"

this is more likely, however.

And you'd dress her up like a sheep...

I haven't done fursuit sex yet. But I'd give it a go..

Ooo Scritching.

CT:  job interview on monday!

Nice.....

CT-  I want to go out tonight, but I am only ten days post op.  I feel totally fine though, so I wondering if it is okay for me to drink just a couple of drinks.... hmmm...

CT-  I want to go out tonight, but I am only ten days post op.  I feel totally fine though, so I wondering if it is okay for me to drink just a couple of drinks.... hmmm...

You won't listen to me, but my vote is "no".

CT-  I want to go out tonight, but I am only ten days post op.  I feel totally fine though, so I wondering if it is okay for me to drink just a couple of drinks.... hmmm...

A couple of drinks should be fine, but I don't know if your new dick will be ready to use yet.

 :'(  Being a Tranny Hooker ain't like it used to be.

Replace very last word with "13chemicals": The Bartender Says...

stoned and more stoned.

Yesterday I spent all day drawing this crazy intricate picture that's in a similar fashion as the back of my laptop lid I did cause I was stoned all day. But now I just want to play video games. But we dont have any good video games I feel like playing right now, and I'm out of ice cream. I could just play pokemon on my computer cause I've been saying I need to play it while stoned. Or I could like, watch some star trek but I need to download some. I also want to watch an anime, but all I have is cowboy bee bop and sailor moon and I've watched those both lots. Man, out of ice cream, I should go get some more. But the boyfriend he'd do a munchie run later. but I want ice cream now. And my bf thinks he can rub my belly like buddah for good luck.

I should just draw,...

*smokes more* Do I sound stoned enough yet?


Picture from yesterday


Laptop lid

That's a pretty sweet picture.  Sign it and send me a copy soaked in DXM.....maybe I can get it past the guards who check the prison mail.

that's a really slick drawing!

I've always wanted to be able to draw.  I feel if you don't have the innate skill to start and you just plain suck at drawing (like me) then you shouldn't try and learn.  My talents lie elsewhere.

But seriously IH, I'd love to have a signed copy of something in that style

<3 I have more similar stuff on my deviant art

http://diesis.deviantart.com/art/Little-cornor-drawing-doodle-124627935
http://diesis.deviantart.com/art/Sober-trip-124627798

have you considered trying something with paints or watercolor?

have you considered trying something with paints or watercolor?

I cant handle water color.
I did paint a very detailed picture of a catholic steeple once with acrylics. I use to use acrylics as a kid for everything.

I dont have any paints to try otherwise this picture would have been painted.

CT: I've been drunk for 36 hours. how are you?

I'm awesome! Thanks for asking!

I've been completely sober since before I took my cat to the vet last Tuesday. She had an operation on Friday and is doing very well today. So today I may try to do a little drywall and having a little nip in the process seems very tempting.

I had one drink last night and immediately after I realized that having only one drink is stupid.

CT: I find it amusing when people say they are too busy for interenet shenanigans because they're too busy with their job. Well then get the fuck off the internet altogether, stop pointing out how you're too busy and go do your goddamn job. You're obviously not too busy to point out the fact that you have a job. Hey, guess what I have a job too, but it doesn't consume every moment of every day of my life.