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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1230 on: June 09, 2009, 05:34:09 PM
The next-door neighbours are a whole bunch of Guyanese people who like(d) to keep chickens in the yard. We have a really high fence, but somehow the occasional chicken (young ones who I guess were better at flying?) would get over the fence. We have five dogs. It never ended well for the chicken.

And as it happens, I haven't seen any chickens around in ages.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1231 on: June 09, 2009, 05:45:25 PM
Interesting, indeed ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1232 on: June 09, 2009, 05:54:12 PM
You're not good with doing henna on skin or you're not good with doing it on skin full stop?

Just not good at doing it on skin, manipulating the henna ink is hard for me. Its like using water colors, all I end up doing it make it run or smear.
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1233 on: June 09, 2009, 06:07:02 PM
When I lived in tha hood, there was this family behind my house that had chickens.  Around 5 am every night the rooster would start to crow and crow and crow, it was so annoying.  I hate chickens.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1234 on: June 09, 2009, 06:12:23 PM
I guess they never had any roosters, cuz we never heard them. A block over from us, in Cedar Grove, you can't go anywhere without hearing roosters almost any time of the day or night.
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1235 on: June 09, 2009, 06:29:30 PM
Current Thought: A bird crashed into my window today, fell down, landed in my flower pots and died. Cause of death? Broken neck.

 Is this an omen? Sad occasion? Or opportunity for a delicious meal?

That happened the other day to me!  I woke up to the sound of something smashing into my window.  It was a bird repeatedly trying to get into my room through the window.  The weird thing was that there was another bird sitting near it chirping at it really loud, like it was asking it what the fuck it was doing.  Birds are weird.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1236 on: June 09, 2009, 06:50:22 PM
It'd been weirder if you had a parrot and it was translating ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1237 on: June 09, 2009, 08:12:47 PM
They aren't trying to get into your room. They are in their mating season (hence the female close by chirping) and they think their own reflection is another male and they're trying to drive him off.

Didn't anyone else here take 4 years of zoology???
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1238 on: June 10, 2009, 01:49:56 PM
Hahahaha ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1239 on: June 10, 2009, 02:05:35 PM
I'll fuck you to work ...

Ok, but it's a 30 minute drive. Think you can last?



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1240 on: June 10, 2009, 02:31:51 PM
Make it run?
Huh?

Sounds like you got cruddy henna.

Did you mix it or buy ready made?



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1241 on: June 10, 2009, 03:15:53 PM
Without doubt and without fail!!!
... and if I do, you can use your car's stick-shift
... so we're covered either way!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1242 on: June 10, 2009, 03:43:09 PM
I like how you think!



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1243 on: June 10, 2009, 04:19:55 PM
Male to Female Ratio:     1:1

Did it just get cold in here ?
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1244 on: June 10, 2009, 04:36:48 PM
It's a sweltering -68 degrees outside here!

We started at, what, 11:1 for a month or so?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
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('')_('')



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1245 on: June 10, 2009, 04:55:51 PM
Sounds about right.
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1246 on: June 10, 2009, 05:59:01 PM
Amazing, isn't it?

It just gets better and better!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1247 on: June 10, 2009, 09:02:17 PM
ummm ??


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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1248 on: June 10, 2009, 09:04:30 PM
Now who is the stalker...
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1249 on: June 10, 2009, 09:08:20 PM
naa, its a flood...i think. they are swapping threads to the lg porno now.
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1250 on: June 10, 2009, 09:10:26 PM
Gonna send them a message...
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1251 on: June 10, 2009, 09:19:16 PM
Got up to 31 guests for a bit. 3-4 would of been lg though.

anyways, all over now.
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1252 on: June 10, 2009, 09:24:35 PM
And nobody read our thread.
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1253 on: June 11, 2009, 04:54:15 AM
Make it run?
Huh?

Sounds like you got cruddy henna.

Did you mix it or buy ready made?

Mixed it.. I guess I must of done it wrong then.
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1254 on: June 11, 2009, 05:07:03 AM
CT: My cell phone fucking sucks.... and so does this slow ass charger.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1255 on: June 11, 2009, 11:08:40 AM
CT: 8 AM dentist appointment, was feeling great until the novacaine wore off. Now it's time to go get some tylenol  :-\
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1256 on: June 11, 2009, 02:37:15 PM
CT: Camping has been postponed till next year because too many people are getting 'no' from their parents.

It would've had to be postponed for a few weeks anyway because of the induction day. This is awesome, I have a chance.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1257 on: June 11, 2009, 02:44:22 PM
......uuhh.......hmmmm......punk rock is good right now....
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1258 on: June 11, 2009, 02:45:25 PM
CT: I need to eat today.. I think.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1259 on: June 11, 2009, 02:51:12 PM
Paging Dr. Dave! Paging Dr. Dave! Protein slurpee needed, STAT!
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