I'm downloading District 9 right now, weeee.  Fuck the theater man.  Overpriced shithouses.

Yeah, because we all know big-boys don't understand and aren't responsible enough to own property, invest in money markets, stocks and 401ks, have a career, be responsible and level-headed (in real-life), aren't well-read, well-traveled and well-liked by 140 attorneys and staff in a professional environment, completely discounting nearly flawless evaluations for a decade, and staff person of the year awards.

I have got my shit together more than many people on this board. I do freely and completely admit I have a growth-stunt in regard to dating, sex and personal relationships, but definitely not "life." I may be reckless at times as well, but I understand that I am being reckless. 

Having to work the graveyard shift at some lame place, contracting a life-long disease from being careless and reckless, being drugged up or drunk half of your life, and having sex with as many cocks as possible isn't high-school like at all. Nah. That's how all smart, and responsible adults act.

 There are photos of your cloned wiener-dick on the internet.

 There are photos of your cloned wiener-dick on the internet, and you are the one who put them there.

It's all a game to me man. All a game.

Yeah, because we all know big-boys don't understand and aren't responsible enough to own property, invest in money markets, stocks and 401ks, have a career, be responsible and level-headed (in real-life), aren't well-read, well-traveled and well-liked by 140 attorneys and staff in a professional environment, completely discounting nearly flawless evaluations for a decade, and staff person of the year awards.

I have got my shit together more than many people on this board. I do freely and completely admit I have a growth-stunt in regard to dating, sex and personal relationships, but definitely not "life." I may be reckless at times as well, but I understand that I am being reckless. 

Having to work the graveyard shift at some lame place, contracting a life-long disease from being careless and reckless, being drugged up or drunk half of your life, and having sex with as many cocks as possible isn't high-school like at all. Nah. That's how all smart, and responsible adults act.

I bet I'm way more fucking fun to hang out with than you though.

Having to work the graveyard shift at some lame place, contracting a life-long disease from being careless and reckless, being drugged up or drunk half of your life, and having sex with as many cocks as possible isn't high-school like at all. Nah. That's how all smart, and responsible adults act.

Someone can't take a joke.  Well at least I can.  

I do what I can to make my life better, and that is why I work the grave yard shift at night so that I can afford to put myself through college during the day.  I was raped and it turned me into an idiot (and gave me herpes) in my early 20's, but at least I got to live in SF and tour in a few bands.  I dealt with my depression by drinking and fucking, so what?  Who the fuck are you to judge me you ugly short piece of shit?  I fucking dare you to say that shit to my face.  I can't wait.

At last we come full circle, and thus to a fight I want to see.

Having to work the graveyard shift at some lame place, contracting a life-long disease from being careless and reckless, being drugged up or drunk half of your life, and having sex with as many cocks as possible isn't high-school like at all. Nah. That's how all smart, and responsible adults act.

Someone can't take a joke.  Well at least I can. 

I do what I can to make my life better, and that is why I work the grave yard shift at night so that I can afford to put myself through college during the day.  I was raped and it turned me into an idiot in my early 20's, but at least I got to live in SF and tour in a few bands.  I dealt with my depression by drinking and fucking, so what?  Who the fuck are you to judge me you ugly short piece of shit?  I fucking dare you to say that shit to my face.  I can't wait.

You don't know how badly I want to see you beat the everloving shit out of Kyle.  It would be hilarious to watch because I'm 110% sure you'd win by knock out. 

And for the record, anyone who thinks they are better than someone because they are "successful" in life is a shallow piece of shit.  The better person is the person with a better heart, mind, and soul.  In the words of Tyler Durden: You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

chuck palahniuk said that.

Oh my god STFU, srsly.

he's my favorite author. srsly.

Oh! Surprise surprise!  I would have never imagined someone with the name "hip" would like Chuck Palahniuk.  I bet you went straight to the thrift store to get an ironic tshirt for that upcoming indie rock concert too.

P.S.  Choke was the worst fucking book I've ever read.   

Having to work the graveyard shift at some lame place, contracting a life-long disease from being careless and reckless, being drugged up or drunk half of your life, and having sex with as many cocks as possible isn't high-school like at all. Nah. That's how all smart, and responsible adults act.

Someone can't take a joke.  Well at least I can. 

I do what I can to make my life better, and that is why I work the grave yard shift at night so that I can afford to put myself through college during the day.  I was raped and it turned me into an idiot in my early 20's, but at least I got to live in SF and tour in a few bands.  I dealt with my depression by drinking and fucking, so what?  Who the fuck are you to judge me you ugly short piece of shit?  I fucking dare you to say that shit to my face.  I can't wait.

You don't know how badly I want to see you beat the everloving shit out of Kyle.  It would be hilarious to watch because I'm 110% sure you'd win by knock out. 

And for the record, anyone who thinks they are better than someone because they are "successful" in life is a shallow piece of shit.  The better person is the person with a better heart, mind, and soul.  In the words of Tyler Durden: You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

Danny boy, you're a fuck up beyond all reasonable fuck ups. Nowhere in my post did I mention being better than anybody else, or more successful than anybody else. YOU my formerly-fat friend, took it that way. I just said I have my shit together, and some of you don't. I used that data to show that I am not some "high school" idiot, who as Sasha says is "ten years behind everyone else in life." Read it again, and then re-read it, while completely sober. I was defending my character against the accusations that Sasha threw against me. Obviously I am underdeveloped in the world of dating, sex and relationships, but that doesn't mean I am underdeveloped and childish in every OTHER aspect of my fucking life, contrary to what you people may believe. That is the part that pissed me off. What I was trying to show was that I have indeed grown out of the silly teenager mentality of just sitting around doing nothing, or drugs, all day, and being as completely irresponsible as humanely possible. The way you interpreted the information I gave, yeah that proves my point exactly. You're the only one here playing the "I'm better than you" game.

Sasha, I didn't know you were raped. Sorry. But saying I am 10 years behind everybody "in life", is fucked and simply untrue.

Balor, hahaha we have come full circle haven't we? Weird.

You didn't know I was raped?  Seriously?  Seriously?  LIES!


EDIT:  I'm stone cold sober and reading you post just makes you look like a dick.  Also, who gives a shit if 140 of your lawyer coworkers like you, do they respect you? 

pls air all your shit in this thread so we can have a good time in Japan 10 weeks from now.

Nowhere in my post did I mention being better than anybody else, or more successful than anybody else.

Not exactly, but what you said here insinuates that idea:

I have got my shit together more than many people on this board.

Watch who you're assuming about here.

pls air all your shit in this thread so we can have a good time in Japan 10 weeks from now.

OK cool. Let me get my list...

Oh! Surprise surprise!  I would have never imagined someone with the name "hip" would like Chuck Palahniuk.  I bet you went straight to the thrift store to get an ironic tshirt for that upcoming indie rock concert too.

P.S.  Choke was the worst fucking book I've ever read.  

to each his own. choke is definitely not my favorite of his, although provided an interesting commentary on how one mental illness can beget another, either inherited or socially transmitted. i also liked the parts about the protag fucking girls he did not find attractive in dirty bathrooms between sex addict meetings. i wonder if you tried to read anything else of his? or you just picked up choke after hearing all the Hollywood hype on the film version and knew the same dude wrote fight club.

my current username is a shortened version of my original at a-s. i am not a hipster, nor do i fall into any category that would find me browsing the racks at a thrift store. gross. other people's sweaty old clothes? no thank you. if anything, i'm just a snob, and that fact has little to nothing to do with what i happen to like to read.

attn brook: we never discussed rant after i finally finished it. might be my favorite...

CT: Want to go sailing. Going to ride over to Fort Armistead and check winds.

Yeah, because we all know big-boys don't understand and aren't responsible enough to own property, invest in money markets, stocks and 401ks, have a career, be responsible and level-headed (in real-life), aren't well-read, well-traveled and well-liked by 140 attorneys and staff in a professional environment, completely discounting nearly flawless evaluations for a decade, and staff person of the year awards.

So, what you're saying is, you still have the same job you had just out of high school.

*builds a secret forum dedicated to Antigua World Tour 2011*

If you did, you forgot to allow me!

I just said I have my shit together, and some of you don't. I used that data...

It's not data; it's a comparison of (incomplete) data where the comparator function is defined by your perception on what it means to be an adult.

So, what you're saying is, you still have the same job you had just out of high school.

I won't knock that. There's nothing wrong with sticking with a job you like.

*builds a secret forum dedicated to Antigua World Tour 2011*

If you did, you forgot to allow me!

Yeagh, sorry, we talked it over and decided to exclude you from that one, too. 

So, what you're saying is, you still have the same job you had just out of high school.

I won't knock that. There's nothing wrong with sticking with a job you like.

Certainly.  But if you're trying to defend your non-high-school-ness by saying that you've been doing the same thing since high school, it's a shaky argument.

shakey shakey!

Shakey Shakey posted on her wall that she wanted a pygmy goat. I asked her if they actually made those in her size. She was no amused.

Oh yeah, I'm on Facebook now.

I think I'll continue to rail against Facebook as a service. 

Lovely joke, btw!

Not enough wind, no outboard, no sailing today

PS Yeah ok Luke no one cares how you fill your lonely hours.

I manage to function in society under the terms that it sets.  I don't think there's any virtue in it or that it's anything to be proud about, though.

Oh yeah, I'm on Facebook now.

Add me, foo'!