I don't break character until I do the DVD commentary.

My bad.

i wish it were you!

i met this guy on a website and he wanted to meet me with the intent of like, "getting to know each other". whatever that means. but i told him i wasnt interested in that, and yet several months later he continues to IM me.

People should be honest and admit that they're looking to fuck and maybe for relationships.

My bad.

i wish it were you!

i met this guy on a website and he wanted to meet me with the intent of like, "getting to know each other". whatever that means. but i told him i wasnt interested in that, and yet several months later he continues to IM me.

You could always give him EA's info, along with links to posts, and tell him you've changed up your s/n...

I'm a spurs fan since the day I was born...

YEAH, TEXAS BASKETBALL.

CT: Where are Sarah, Sarah's tits, and Joy?  I miss them so

I'm a spurs fan since the day I was born...

YEAH, TEXAS BASKETBALL.

"Tottenham Tim Duncan"?

CT: Luca Modric broken leg. Fuck

I'm a spurs fan since the day I was born...

YEAH, TEXAS BASKETBALL.

i think the SAME thing, every time i read that!

CT-  I have been up since 8am, it is going to be a bitch staying awake until 10am tomorrow morning.

Back when I used to often run broadcasting equipment in and out of NYC at the end of the day, I always found it helped keep me awake if I screamed or punched myself in the face every few minutes as I sped down I-95 behind the wheel of a large truck.

I do slap myself on the drive home to wake up, your idea is so three weeks ago.

More like nine years, Ms. Smartypants.

I also found that grabbing the steering wheel with my teeth and growling like a dog helped, especially if while I did this I also thought about ways I could explain it to the highway patrol if they spotted me.

I don't pour mescaline into my morning coffee y'know.

Pussy.

Try explaining to HP what that red tip of light was in the cockpit

while you're hauling explosive Haz-Mat...

Pussy.

Try explaining to HP what that red tip of light was in the cockpit

while you're hauling explosive Haz-Mat...

Red tip of light in the cockpit made me lol.

I don't drink coffee.

I don't like cricket
Oh no...
I love it!

Hey, Wowser!  Get with the program, Mang!

It's a LEGAL "speed" <eyebrows up, eyebrows down, repeat every 1 sec for 3 secs>

"I don't like reggae..."
i suck because i haven't been to a single reggae show all summer. this has been no dreadlock holiday for me, sadly.

CT:  How funny this chat excerpt is...

v:  Shannon keeps saying balk
Rellik Eerps: balk?
v: Caulk
Rellik Eerps: Yeah, Shannon seems to love caulk
v: Yeah she does. She has to pump the caulk right now
Rellik Eerps: Nothing fills holes better than lots of caulk
v: Shes putting the caulk in every hole she sees
Rellik Eerps: Tell her she better slow down or she'll completely drain the caulk

You pasted the wrong bit.

I can always count on you to be reliably unfunny.

You chat log posting was not funny. The end.

You pasted the wrong bit.

Haha!

Oh you don't even wanna start with me, Si.

Uh oh! Look out Si!

You're never allowed to think something an Australian posts is funny.  NEVER!

Well the British aren't comedic geniuses either, so I can't blame Si.  I don't understand the people who think that British comedy is like the epitome of comedy gold and can't help but quote Monty Python and Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.  When it's funny, it can be really funny (Shaun Of The Dead), but falls on it's face for the most part according to this American.  I always get a laugh when DJ sees me watching some comedy show he doesn't recognize that he finds to be strange and mostly unfunny, because he always asks "Is this British comedy?".

I'll stop now before I start getting mailbombs from overseas Commonwealth nations.

The IT Crowd, I love that show.