Skinny doesn't always equate to attractive. I've seen plenty of skinny doggers.

CT: I don't even like shaking hands with strangers.  If I've known you for an hour, you definitely should not be going in for the bro-ish hug.

Don't come to South Philly. It's customary to kiss someone on the cheek when you leave after meeting them the first time (Men kissing women on the cheek), and greeting them with a kiss or hug when you see them and leave from then on.

Men and Men leave the kissing for family, but shake/hug becomes the standard after meeting for the first time if you're on good terms.

Women and Women usually hug, but kiss/cheek those they are very close with

Philly and Baltimore are so much alike. We have that same custom here except you're supposed to put your tongue in my ass and tug on my sac when we meet for the first time.

And since you didn't, now you know why you're not invited back.

I knew there was a reason I didn't see you while stumbling around in my bourbon fueled haze on the 6th.

In Quebec friends will kiss on both sides. Men do this too if they're French enough.

CT: I don't understand people who talk loudly to each other in the library. Especially when the subject matter is the fact that there are problems in their current relationship. Is it exhibitionism?

When I tell you to be French, I want you to ask, "How French, sailor!?"

I knew there was a reason I didn't see you while stumbling around in my bourbon fueled haze on the 6th.

It was more a case of I haven't been paid for 100 windows I installed last week @$110 per and we didn't have a sitter.

Sorry man, maybe pirate weekend...

CT:  Sorry I haven't been around to entertain you guys....you know, with the girl and all.  I've just been getting baked and listening to lots of stoner metal.  Time to get drunk, I'm all out of weed and I got lots of yummy yum rum.

Sticking my toes in your ass didnt count?

I don't remember that ever happening.

i was talking to zoomie, but i can describe it to you if it turns you on.... two gingers playing footsie

Sticking my toes in your ass didnt count?

Jesus woman, this ain't JERSEY!!!

Noooo, I'm good thanks.

Who's excited about America's Next Top Model starting back up tomorrow? Tricky....? 

I watch in hopes of glimpsing the girls running around the apartments in their panties.

No. I don't watch TV anymore, except for the morning news.
I just spend all my time on the internets!

Who's excited about America's Next Top Model starting back up tomorrow? Tricky....? 

I watch in hopes of glimpsing the girls running around the apartments in their panties.

Bull-shit! I watch more of that stupid fucking show than probably anyone here but you, dude, and there is very, very little about it that's at all sexy or in any way exciting. The only compelling part of the show is laughing my ass off whenever one of those malnourished, brain-dead bitches breaks down into tears over some ridiculous dramatic bullshit.

Yes, I'm a fag.

Hahaha. If you can admit, I can too.

Man I was GLAD when that sick ass bony tranny was kicked off last season.


GOD that shit almost made me stop watching it. ALMOST.

Hahaha. If you can admit, I can too.

Not to make you feel a little queer or anything, but for what it's worth I don't watch this show particularly voluntarily. I basically have three TV watching modes:

1. Something I genuinely want to watch that's on, ie: NFL games, the occasional TV show or movie on TV.
2. Something I've put on purposefully, like a DVD or Blu-ray I feel like watching.
3. There's nothing on that I wanna see, I'm not paying much attention, and to facilitate there being plenty of #s 1. and 2., I like to defer to Amy's usual choices of ANTM, Golden Girls, or a variety of MTV/VH1/E! "reality" shows. My only trouble is that all of these shows seem to get shown in marathon form disturbingly regularly.

Man I was GLAD when that sick ass bony tranny was kicked off last season.

But were you GLAAD?

I should watch more old cool movies

I watched Heat yesterday. Wicked fuckin' movie.

I masturbated a goat yesterday.

My cousin is being stalked by Ocho Cinco.

I watched Shawshank Redemption tonight

I shanked a mothafucka for messin' with my jailwife.

Charleston:

That is at Voodoo Lounge in West Ashley. Nice bar! Good show!

ANTM, Golden Girls, or a variety of MTV/VH1/E! "reality" shows.

Plz send Amy to NJ and her and C and I can be BFF x 3.

I used to love watching golden girls to unwind every day after soccer practice in high school.

CT: 50 days until 6 LG'ers get cut loose on the Japanese. I think I'll buy a video camera for this trip

i was thinking about that, nick!

sounds like a fine plan.

what could possibly go wrong?

CT: I took apart my old dell laptop last night.  Tonight, I'll see if I can resoldier the AC adapter connector so I can sell it.

If it doesn't work, I'm going to hit it with a hammer.  A lot.

I had a laptop that I'd been meaning to repair for like a year... It was always something I was going to get around to one day. Then, I realized that I was never gong to fix it, and to make sure I understood that fact I decided to hit it with a hammer. A lot.

It was very satisfying.