One night, in the Year of Our Lord 20XX, I fell to slumber on the Geek's couch, and when I awoke, there were rubies and diamonds in my beard, and a purple horseshoe around my cock.
I did a half-ass profile on OK Cupid some months back, and actually a few women (4) have messaged me but I never replied due to already having a fwb!
Also, I don't have an OkCupid account. I used to but I pulled it down after the ex hacked into my account and said I was a $200 hooker.
"Special lady friend" sounds like I'm fucking a girl with down syndrome.
CT: Speaking of concerts, I will be at the New England Metal and Hardcore Festival in Worcester, MA. Any of you cats plan on being there in April?
Quote from: Daddy on September 10, 2009, 10:13:07 PMCT: Speaking of concerts, I will be at the New England Metal and Hardcore Festival in Worcester, MA. Any of you cats plan on being there in April?i bet my boyfriend wants to go to that. so maybe! gonna check the lineup.i've been on a concert ticket buying streak for the last 24 hours, so might as well add some more to the count.can't find a lineup. balls.
So very bored. There was no genitalia-cloning this evening. I hooked up my Xbox for the first time in nearly two years. What current games are fun?
CT: It's not funny when people say "That's what she said" in response to everything you say. That shit is stupid. I know it's a reference to the American Office, but that shit is the weakest joke from the whole weak show.