why is my dick the same tan as the rest of me even though it doesn't get any sun?

poop.

Now nobody will be confused by Mosh's subtlety.

Holiday celebrations would be great if only family members were not here.

Now nobody will be confused by Mosh's subtlety.

I was subtle?

Fuck.

Irony.
But if you're double ironying me right now, so help me...

why is my dick the same tan as the rest of me even though it doesn't get any sun?

Dave knows the answer!

I do, yes ...
But I'm not sharing now ...

Irony.
But if you're double ironying me right now, so help me...

He was ...
Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd ACTION!

Irony is one of the few things I'm good at.

Ironic, isn't it?

as it were

waaaaaaaaaaaazn

poor mosher have a headache?

CT - Thanksgiving WTF is that about?

America thanks the Injuns for erm... dying?

(rubs chin in puzzlement...)

Well, Squanto got us through that harvest. And we were thankful. Then we killed them all.

Welcome to America, son.

War of the Worlds style. We breathed on them and then passed out blankets. Even got a great deal on some real estate. 24 bucks and beads.

Yup. See we're subtle. Unlike the British who colonize under the guise of "civilizing a society" and then turn entire continents into slave camps...

You say that like its a bad thing...

Nah. It works for them, but it does make them look down on our gun ownership.

Among the trillions of annoying "Happy Thanksgiving!" texts, someone will always be sure to send me a "Happy Thanksgiving, if you think that killing Indians is something to be thankful for... ect" text.
And all I can think is... gravy on everything, please! Cause I fucking love me some turkey and stuffing, corn, squash, pumpkin and apple pie, bitches. I am thankful that my family was in Europe killing each other well into the 20th century, so the killing Indians and american Slavery forced guilt thing doesnt phase me.

The holocaust on the other hand...

You don`t feel guilty about owning an oven do you?

Dahahaha!

+1

I have direct ancestors who were native american (hence my partial brown-ness) and I could care less about what white people did to native americans hundreds of years ago.  In fact, the world would be a better place today if more productive people were allowed to remove less productive people from land by force of violence.  Then you wouldn't have people living in poverty having 8 children a year and all of them starving because they wouldn't have land and they wouldn't be alive.

Also the food is delicious.

I tend to feel bad about the holocaust until I have any kind of social interaction with a jewish person, then I understand it completely.

WHA-WHA-WHAT??? You don't hate Jews because you're Egyptian???

I always assume that the so-called racism problem in America isn't really that bad and that it's really just a matter of ignorance relegated to a few backwardsy insular communities far away in the South. I tend to think of all the calls for racism-awareness and pro-minority activities as somewhat over-the-top and unnecessarily persecution-complex-related. So I'm initially shocked to see how rampant and lively racism and hatred really are online,... initially....

But then I realize that internet was designed for successful trolls and so I laugh at myself and go back to work.
Sometimes it takes me a few posts and an ensnarement in a humorlessly virtuous thread, though, before I realize I've been had and I'm forced to try to back out to save face.

I don't condone racism, but after working around and with black people for the past couple years, I understand it.

they whine.  They bitch.  They moan.  A LOT.  And if they've always been like that, from before the time a large portion of them were jammed on boats, then I can't for the life of me figure out who in their right mind thought they would make good slaves.  Seriously, they complain about EVERYTHING.

While I know and have known many very racist white people in my life I also know many racist back people. In the end, a successful, enlightened black person will tell you that the only thing keeping whiny black people from being successful, is whiney black people.

Also, bullwhipping them when they get out of line or mouth up is illegal now ...
... can't forget that little piece of the puzzle