Proofreading; I can't read HALF of the Engrish instructions I get from eBay products ...

i cant grow pubic hair worth a shit.

What kind of a twat can't grow pubic hair worth a shit?
Well, other than a communist twat ...

The expensive school said it would cost $12,000 a semester if I took 6 hours or 15 hours so I might as well take 15 hours.  School 1 Sasha 0.

holy crap. That was the USD equivalent of my whole education, and I went to an excellent university.

bizarre

i cant grow pubic hair worth a shit.

What kind of a twat can't grow pubic hair worth a shit?
Well, other than a communist twat ...

Thanks for validating her comment, Einstein, now we'll never be able to talk her into posting photographic proof.

holy crap. That was the USD equivalent of my whole education, and I went to an excellent university.

bizarre

School is super expensive now, especially when you go to a private school.

One private Christian school here charges $30,000 a year. You would think the price would drop after the murder on campus and all. But noooo...

One private Christian school here charges $30,000 a year. You would think the price would drop after the murder on campus and all. But noooo...

"I passed my test, it's a miracle!  Thanks, Saint Vicky!"

CT #1 )   Trinity in San Antonio was about $30K/semester back in '90

Incarnate Word was $12K.  i was going to IW until i could apply for scholarships at T.

CT #2 )   Lothar's Quote about the rotting pig:

Aged Beef = No, not an animal of a certain age, but the fact that the meat is allowed to begin ROTTING, which makes it uber tender.

Krampus is a badass.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/culture/detail?entry_id=52810

You're missing a z. It's Krampusz.

In other news:
POKEMON POWER

CT- I fucking hate Christmas shopping.

Particularly when Russian girls in shopping centres start trying to sell me nail manicure shit as Xmas gifts.

1stly trying to explain to her why British men buying women manicure things would be considered a strong sign of (men!) liking it up the arse.
Then wondering, well why the fuck does women having sharp nails or not matter anyway...

Anyway CT 2 - best Xmas presents for bitches. Sorry I meant women. ?

modified- "presents" not "prices" was CT2

CT - I like Russians

Me too.They're my favourite. Sometimes...

I was even thinking of buying the damned fag manicure thing to get  a date with her.

However, I knew I wouldn't give it as a present. And would hide it in my wardrobe for 6months before deciding what to do with it.
Then have to explain to the current girlfriend who discovers a manicure gift set hidden away.

And she'd probably think "Hmm, present for someone he doesnt want to have sharp fingernails. Whys that? - OMG, he's  a secret fag.."

... and, "WHAM!"
... you whip out your George Michael CDs and dance the night away naked while asking her to leave

See the Crappy Gifts Folks Give You That You Don't Have Any Earthly Use For thread.

Or you could lie through your teeth about how your ex-g/f bought it for you.

Got's ta think fast on yer feet, there, mang!

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after thought:  That could also segue nicely into a "Oh, But YOU, My Darling, Would NEVER Buy Me Such a Cheesy Gift!"

and you could whisper sweet gift ideas into her ear whilst tearing off her clothing.

I seem to get mostly shitty gifts from boyfriends.  I agree that a manicure set would be a good gift for your mom not your girlfriend.

i've gotten some GREAT gifts from b/f's:

a gold nugget ~ fool's gold, but of course!;

a kite made out of a tie-dyed T-Shirt;

a button that says "You caught me at a bad time ~ i'm awake";

most of it was small stuff, but it was PERSONAL and funny and just perfect, you know?

i've gotten some GREAT shit gifts from b/f's:

a gold nugget ~ fool's gold, but of course!;

a kite made out of a tie-dyed T-Shirt;

a button that says "You caught me at a bad time ~ i'm awake";

CT - Woo hoo! Posting during an online exam in willful derogation of the rules! Anybody know any algebra?

CT: I have statistically only lived ~40% of my life.  Or around a third based on the life spans of my relatives.  That's weird to think about.  

Unless 2012 is true, like I pray every night.  Then it's practically over!



Also, I know algebra!~

Death to the demoness !!

CT - Woo hoo! Posting during an online exam in willful derogation of the rules! Anybody know any algebra?

Oh, I do!

Me too ...

i dont know anything. =|

ct: only 5 more days of school left till the holidays!

FUCK!!!

ct: only 5 more days of work left till the holidays!

Not for me ...

CT - Woo hoo! Posting during an online exam in willful derogation of the rules! Anybody know any algebra?

Yes.

But, as usual,

i'm a day late and a dollar short.

CT:  I found two dogs wandering the neighborhood. They are in my garage at the moment. Fucking yay.