I think they prefer to be called Sex Workers these days.

So Daddy is trying to become a pimp by abducting other pimps' hos?

Do they have licenses?

You know,

for the ho'ing?

Done. Jesus what a pain in my ass.
Thanks for all the support guys. I wish it had been an algebra exam.
Now I'm going home to a kind bottle and some much-needed sleep.

CT: I have had a pretty rough couple of months.  Today I read the warnings on a bottle of medicine I started taking in October:

"Behavior and mood-related changes have been reported: agitation including aggressive behavior or hostility, bad/vivid dreams, depression, feeling anxious, hallucinations (seeing things that are not there), irritability, restlessness, sleep walking, suicidal thoughts and actions (including suicide), tremor, trouble sleeping. Tell your doctor if you experience behavior or mood-related changes while taking SINGULAIR."

So the fact that I have been sleeping very little, feeling depressed, getting drunk and being more hostile than usual, and smashing the shit out of things might not be entirely due to normal patterns of behavior.

Side effects SO suck, 'cuz you have no defense ~

you're more worried about what IS wrong, rather than what COULD go wrong,

and you just end up catching it from both ways ...

i did two things today I promised myself I wouldn't. Bought a pair of designer eyeglasses and signed up for iPhone

I shall be hitting the sake now

iphone? fail.

Ipods/iphones/itouches are so cliched now theyre just not cool.

I think they prefer to be called Sex Workers these days.

In Britain there's some people wanting to reclassify lapdancing bars as " sex worker establishments".

Which is a bit uncomfortable if u date lapdancers.

I think they prefer to be called Sex Workers these days.

Psh. Next thing you're going to be claiming they like to be thought of as humans, and that I should stop chopping them up to fill the crawlspace.

i did two things today I promised myself I wouldn't. Bought a pair of designer eyeglasses and signed up for iPhone

I shall be hitting the sake now

Okay, so now i'm posting posts that i haven't typed anything in.

What luck for l-g.

You poor sob's.  i know you RUE the day Zoomie brought me home with him.

Poorest, poor Zoomer!!!

And all he was looking for was a firebush ...

Cripes!  Sasha could have BLEACHED hers,

and with a careful application of coloring,

become the fucking MASCOT for FireBushes!!!

DAMN, i'm funny when i'm stoned to the boner!!!




SHADUP, you flippin' farkin'  NAY sayers!


Oh!  And just for THAT?

i'm gonna go buy another bottle of GROG AND vodka!!!

But next time, i'll check the Proof on the wod?ka???

Have some respect man.
This is the place for sober current thoughts. There's a lonely drug forum that is weeping at its lack of attention.

So Daddy is trying to become a pimp by abducting other pimps' hos?

Pimping ain't easy, especially when the bitches pee and shit on your garage floor.

CT: I think I may grow my beard out even more. It's thick as hell, and I am wanting to get it Viking length. This may take about a year to do.

That was pretty much my plan since I launched the moustaches thread.
I also haven't had a haircut since August.
I'm looking pretty werewolf right now.

Do y'all use the Farmer's Almanac for hair cutting and such?

There are certain times to cut your lawn, so that it WON't grow as fast,

and certain time to cut your hair, that will make it grower longer and thicker

for real

My contact just called ME

i was going to call HIM!!!

Sukie Lukie?

Did you get my PMS?  ('cuz i really don't want it!)

The cruise is on, PM me and i'll give you my phone number if you'd like to party down,

where DOWN?  = even MORE south!

Still looking for a firebush. All the ginger women I know shave it off. Sacrilegious bitches....

CT-  Jeremiah Johnson is on!  This movie makes me cry sad pioneer tears.

Shut up or I'll slit you from crotch to eyeball with a dull deer antler...

Is that a threat or a promise?!

Well, it would depend on how much tongue wrestling was involved...

i have an epic hangover

I'm about to go work out an epic hangover. I haven't fallen in love in three whole days!

i need to stop going to karaoke with the baseball team

Sukie Lukie?

I was driving back from getting BBQ in Lexington around this time.

Looks like it's back to insomnia.

I went to bed at 2am yesterday and woke up at 10.
8 hrs sleep isnt bad but to everyone else it looks like i slept for 12 hrs.