I'm not jealous I just wanted to build off Sasha and start a vomit trend.

Also I need this thread to get to page 15 already. Those centipedes freak me the fuck out every time I scroll by. I fucking hate centipedes.

Woo hoo! Instant gratification! This day is better already.

That's it. This thread is dead to me until page 16.

omg...those fuckers live in my basement and sometimes come out of the drains. They are horrible.

omg...those fuckers live in my basement and sometimes come out of the drains. They are horrible.

me also. except, i actually live in the basement so sometimes i glance over while watching tv or TRYING TO FUCKING SLEEP and see them crawling up the wall.

nooooooooooo.

Yeah same here.  I never had to deal with them before but since I moved into a god damned basement, they're everywhere.  Ghey.  Well, better than spider I suppose, but I have those too.  Why can't I just have a silverfish infestation?  Those are cute little buggers.

the long legged centipedes and silverfish are the only things that really give me the heeby jeebies. i don't mind spiders as long as they're not just suddenly crawling on me. i mean, i don't welcome them in and i tend to smoosh them more often than help them outside but i can't even get near one of those long legged things.

they make me feel like i am going crazy.

I've never seen silverfish this big:
Silverfish *Lepisma saccharina*

I just remembered I didn't know roaches could fly till I was 10. One went right at me and I was:  WTF !

I just remembered I didn't know roaches could fly till I was 10. One went right at me and I was:  WTF !

I didn't know until we went to India and I was warned. I didn't believe it at first, but I didn't see any roaches at first anyway so I was alright... Then I did see one scurry along the floor, after that as soon as the lights went out I was scared. I was 10 too.

I just remembered I didn't know roaches could fly till I was 10. One went right at me and I was:  WTF !

ROACHES CAN FLY?!?!?!?!?!

I just found out.

Meh... roaches dont scare me, spiders dont scare me, snakes dont scare me...

Maybe because I live in Australia, I dunno.

I'm guessing that's it. I'm never going to Australia or I will die from the heebie jeebies.

I just remembered I didn't know roaches could fly till I was 10. One went right at me and I was:  WTF !

ROACHES CAN FLY?!?!?!?!?!

I just found out.

My mom didn't know that bumble bees could sting until I told her.

well, they look so darn snuggly.

CUDDLE ME, SARAH!!!

OK quick entymology lesson. I know, etymology is really my thing but when you deal with reptiles you gotta know about bugs too.

1. There are only five species of spider in the US that can actually bite you and penetrate your skin. Of those there are only two species that are actually venomous to the degree that you should worry. And they're both so slow that you'll likely see them before they get you. So stop being pussies. Actually I'm VERY Afraid of spiders.

2. They look a lot alike.

 Bumble Bees sting:


Wood Boring Bees do not:


 But they will menace you like they can. Until you whip off your baseball cap and swat them into a cinderblock wall. I swatted one into a window and broke it once. They got tough exoskeletons.

3. North American House Centipedes (the little wooly bugger that the stupid coeds were throwing paper toel rolls at) are beneficial bugs. They actually eat ants, cockroaches and small spiders. They're great hunters. But they are very skittish of humans.

4. Silverfish are totally harmless, carry no disease harmful to humans but are beneficial in that they can survive on the soap scum in the average bathtub and have been on earth in one form or another for 300 million years.

5. Lightning bugs are toxic to reptiles.

Brown recluse and black widow, right?  Also, brown widows.

Correct. Both of which can live pretty much anywhere. They used to think they couldn't live as far north as you Dylan, but about 3 years ago Artie Lange was doing a set at some outdoor venue in Maine when a huge one crawled across his throat. On stage.

Scary

OK quick entymology lesson. I know, etymology is really my thing but when you deal with reptiles you gotta know about bugs too.

I know I said I was out of here, but Gah!
Entomology = bugs
Etymology = words
Herpetology = reptiles
Entymology = nothing

Entomology = bugs
Etymology = words
Herpetology = reptiles
Entymology = nothing

Thank you!

Current thought: this thread is about bugs?? weird. eehhnn eehhhn eehhnn.

I gotta give credit to eitje for it, though. T'is funny.

Fuck both of you, I don't correct your spelling when you're drinking. But I will now.

Meh... roaches dont scare me, spiders dont scare me, snakes dont scare me...

Maybe because I live in Australia, I dunno.

same. except the australia part.

Fuck both of you, I don't correct your spelling when you're drinking. But I will now.

Good luck!
I try to be extremely precise when drinking & typing.  More so than normal, even!