What kinda Philly Fags are you hangin with these days anyway? Next you'll be telling us you're an Eagles fan...

what about men?

nope 

Wanna learn?

Honestly, both of you two carry it exceptionally well. Dave I would have bet money you were 28/29.
Mosh, I have you mentally pigeon-holed around 32. You're just as immature as Dave, but you hide it beneath an adult veneer of Road Warrior, Dandy Warhols, and John K.

I put it down to not breeding, minimally conforming, and doing whatever the hell I want.

I'm currently reading a fiction book by an Australian author, and it's actually pretty good.

CT- I have never written a rap, poem or song for LG.

Just wondering if I should...?

No. But if you're taking requests I'd love to hear a suicide note.

I wrote a Haiku.

Not about L-G, although that IS a thought ...

My Horrible Haiku

I wEnder Haiku ~
like fluttering leaves of autumn
the words dance through me

As expected, I won't be quitting my Day Job.

http://earthobservatory.nasa.gov/NaturalHazards/view.php?id=41979

^ your snow storm, guys!

No. But if you're taking requests I'd love to hear a suicide note.

But ofcourse.It would be a pleasure.
Suicide note especially for Zoomie:-

My name is Zoomie.
And I'm feeeling so gloomy.
With a Cap'n Birdseye beard
I look like a looney.

Its my last ever post
On loaded gun
Im leaving this world
Cos it aint  much fun.

Gonna sail out to sea.
And jump overboard.
Cos I didnt have much luck
With the bathroom light cord.

Sakhi could have saved me
If she showed me her tits.
But she's legal age now.
So I'm calling it quits.

Should I dress up in my gear
Of Ancient Celt times
Or take advise from Resso
For a suicide rhyme

I'd like to be an emo
Or suiciidal goth
But black doesnt suit me
I'm  a big fat sloth.

Before I end it all.
I'll try and have some fun.
So I'll smear my cock
In some Pedigree chum.

If my doggies lick it off
I'll get a cheap thrill.
While I threaten to jump
Off the window sill.

So before I end it all.
With some razors on my wrist.
I'll write a proper note.
And get very fucking pissed.

Mosh just doesnt love me
And Drugmoth is a bitch
And Fah-Q is the source
Of my horrible itch.

Banal he said hed marry me
I wore that dress for underclass
His love, most painful of them all.
The  chairleg up my ass.

In to the sea
And so I'll drown
My sad love story
It has been told
But I'll  jump tomorrow
Cos it looks a bit cold

You know what I meant. You, much like Thrash and Danzy, need a censor on your little homoerotic fantasies...

Dont worry, I can keep a secret Zoomie. I've seen the pics.

Sakhi could have saved me
If she showed me her tits.
But she's legal age now.
So I'm calling it quits.

Not legal for porn, i thought you were supposed to be an ex-lawyer...?

I'd like to be an emo
Or suiciidal goth
But black doesnt suit me
I'm  a big fat sloth.

but all goths are fat!

He doesn't get it. I'm not fat but I like girls who are. Growing up on Russian toilet paper scratched his brain...

But 16 is the age of consent in Britain.
We used to have page 3 girls at 16. Tits as porn can be argued different ways.
Hippies looking at tits = obviously pedos.

Goths might start fat. But once they're heroin addicts, they cant afford food.

He doesn't get it. I'm not fat but I like girls who are. Growing up on Russian toilet paper scratched his brain...

Ok what else rhymes with goth? Fattie

( other than Drugmoth)

You've actually adopted affectations of your new country, haven't you? You have bad teeth and you talk like you have a cock in your mouth, don't you? It's OK, They won't judge...

It's true, the british have a rep for being warm and hospitable.

I like fat goth girls.

I also like thin goth girls.

It's true, the british have a rep for being warm and hospitable.

This is true. Go on the internet and ask to meet up with some football hooligans, and they will be only too happy to oblige for visitors.

You've actually adopted affectations of your new country, haven't you? You have bad teeth and you talk like you have a cock in your mouth, don't you? It's OK, They won't judge...

U just wish it was your cock. And I'm only half foreignish. The rest is as British as the royal family.

FOP HUNT!!!

LOL
Fuck I hate fops eg that fag Hugh "Gwaarnt".Especially the way they give Britain such a bad name. But you Americans seem to love them..


CT - Zoomie, your favourite forum section is back open.Seems like its attracting (cough) "new" posters already.

Perma banned. Fuck them negroes.

Fuck I hate fops eg that fag Hugh "Gwaarnt".Especially the way they give Britain such a bad name. But you Americans seem to love them..

You have obviously never watched Top Gear.

I think most people were. But Cumfacd has realised he needs em back if hes to get some traffic there again.

Seems he's just banned another of his longest standing posters.Hangover from the Summertime events.

Fuck I hate fops eg that fag Hugh "Gwaarnt".Especially the way they give Britain such a bad name. But you Americans seem to love them..

You have obviously never watched Top Gear.

How u mean?
Clarkson's a typical fop, altho pretends not to be.

Americans who have never been outside the US and get the sum of their knowledge of world affairs spoonfed to them by Katie Couric love Fops. The rest of us see them simply as the bourgeoisie that we stamp out and then scrape off our boots.

Who's Katie Couric? The name makes me feel uncomfortable for some reason.

The thing I fucking hate most about fops is 1stly that theyre fags.
Secondly, its sthg that  retarded upper class foreigners want to "aspire" to.

Its as if they all meet up in Cambridge and say "I say Sebastian, my dear fellow, Im going to become secretly gay and learn the cello".

Hugh Grant, he went on Top Gear. Clarkson pointed out that usually when they had the celebrity come in a lot of the women went outside to talk to Hammond. With Grant around they stuck around to see him. I.e. it's not just the Americans who like him.

I hate him. And those shitty films he's always in, that suggest all British people are homos who wear blazers, speak French, and would run away from  a streetfight.

And I hate the way Tony Blair talks like him. Sort of pretending to be all confused and shit.

Fuck Tony Blair.