before or after you fuck the entrails?

mmm, liver

om nom noms?

Something tells me she'd be too sweet inside...

I'll eat her first and let you know ....

CT: I mentioned to my parents today that some stores are doing test runs around the country of refusing to accept checks.  My mom went off on a tangent about implantable microchips for financial records.

I am pretty successful at making everyone around me paranoid!

CT: Detroit's cousin asked what I gave him [Detroit] for Christmas and I replied "Herpes!" (in reality it was an old radio)
I'm on the fast track to being liked by this family!!!

Psh. Turn your cock in. A REAL man would have said AIDS.

I said that to the last one after we had sex for the first time. jeez!

Don't worry Geek.  I can find someone to help you give Detroit herpes... for real.

While I appreciate your generous offer of help, I'd like to keep him, and myself, speed bump free.

Killjoy!

Man, I watched that movie, "Clerks" tonight and I think I'm still sort of crying ...

That was like "Alpha Dog" ~ hilarious, until the bullet hit the bone,

and then it was all just too sad.

Give me ten million emo points, but i just want to watch, like, OLD tv or Disney movies...


Well, and sip herbal tea.

"Clerks" is one of the greatest movies of all time ...

It was a good movie but it didn't make me cry... Excalibur made me cry.  I watched it last night and then I let my lust carry me to my bed on the dragon's breath.

What about Alpha Dog?

I plan to watch Clerks, again.  It's just that I wasn't expecting THAT ending, at all, you know?

He was sort of turning his life around, starting to see past the crap,

to WHAT?  Nothingness?

Well, next time I watch it, I'll just stop it before the end, and make up my own ending.


Does Clerks II follow that same formula?  I got them both, but am half afraid to watch the second one.

I also cried at the end of Weekend at Bernie's II.

I cried at the end of Forrest Gump. And if you didn't cry when Travis shot Old Yeller you're a heartless bastard....

Give me ten million emo points, but i just want to watch, like, OLD tv or Disney movies...


Well, and sip herbal tea.

I always liked watching the movies on the Wonderful World of Disney with my family in the late 80s/early 90s - 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, Swiss Family Robinson, Swamp Fox, Davy Crockett, etc.  I also really loved the Disney nature programs (and the reason I liked the movie that came out in theaters recently was in no small part to nostalgia over watching those when I was younger).

I always liked watching the movies on the Wonderful World of Disney with my family in the late 60s/early 70s - 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, Swiss Family Robinson, Swamp Fox, Davy Crockett, etc. 

I plan to watch Clerks, again.  It's just that I wasn't expecting THAT ending, at all, you know?

I watched clerks and clerks 2. I dont remember the ending being terrible. Or having any reason to cry. The only reason I can think of why you might've done that is with the original ending when he died... But they cut that out and changed it.

I love the second one. I actually love Elias...!

Clerks was way better than Clerks 2, but that's not to say that the second one wasn't also awesome.

And lots of movies make me cry. I kinda feel sorry for people who don't/won't.

I don't cry over movies ...

Also, Clerks 2 was the perfect continuation, picked up 10 years in the future, and the perfect resolution ...
Just fucking watch it ...

Additionally, if you saw the "original ending" where Dante's shot and killed, it would have also ended Kevin Smith's career ....
... forget that ending and remember only the one released as intended

Shit, I might have to watch them again ...

Yes, that was IT, exactly!

I got a copy with the Dante Dies ending, not realizing there were others.

It's strange how shit like that happens, too ~ I was in a downer mood that day, and a bunch of stuff made me cry,

and the ending to that movie was like the slimy mucus icing on a cow pie cake.

And to add insult to injury, I think I got a computer virus from the d/l, that probably included all sorts of porn, which was then E'ed to everyone on my contact list, MOST of whom are Dear's CHRISTIAN relatives.


Just fucking shoot me ~

Please?

How about I just sex you up to the point you don't remember. Would that help?

Yes.

Yes, I think it WOULD!

NOLA 3-17-10

Is that your "Use By" date, or something?

No, that was an appointment for you.

Ah, so.

I'll mark it on my calendar!