Take some fucking laxative for fucks sake.

Bad idea. I'm pretty sure i'd die from shit related causes.

Ct: I just watched the latest dr who.
I think I want to marry catherine tate.

CT-  I started 2010 off by slapping someone in the face.

The girl I was hooking up with last night ended up going down for a DUI ...

I just kept going to the bar near my house and found another, and another, and another ...
Problem was, I was still sober at that point and they were all too drunk ...
I just couldn't do it ...

NOT ONE DECENT LOOKING, SOBER BITCH WITHOUT A MAN HANDY IN THE WHOLE PLACE LAST NIGHT?!?!?!

I started 2010 by throwing up on a couch in the condo the Oriole's centerfielder rents during the season.  I like to think he'll be sitting in my puke in a few months.

* Thrash applaudes *

What was the culprit?

Emps cum, of course.

~chuckle.

I doubt he's tapping his most valuable resource ....

Still my hero.

You love me and you openly admit it; here, even ...

You're my bro. Emp is my hero.

Fair 'nuff, puddin' ...

CT: I ate wings so hot that you have to sign a waiver, whicb is likely meaningless, but my gut and my ass are on fire. This was not a good idea.

LOL
Fuck I hate fops eg that fag Hugh "Gwaarnt".Especially the way they give Britain such a bad name. But you Americans seem to love them..

It's not so much an American vs British thing as it is a Male vs Female thing. I know exactly zero males who like Hugh Grant. Granted I don't hang with that many gay guys...

I asked my friend Noelle if I should bring bukkake to her party tomorrow and she said, "sure bring whatever you want."

Isn't she the bleach job who looks like a shemale?

I actually dig it. She seems to wear her masculine features well in some shots.

My mom went off on a tangent about implantable microchips for financial records.

I hear they have tried that in Ibiza.

And if you didn't cry when Travis shot Old Yeller you're a heartless bastard....

Same goes for Grave of the Fireflies and Plague Dogs.

"Clerks" is one of the greatest movies of all time ...

I also quite like Linklater's Slacker. It has a similar flow.

CT - That whiny HF dude was right. We do make a lot of posts without saying anything, don't we?

I dig it too, threesome?

Uh I mean... No time, gotta study...!


Also Slacker was fuck way too long. At some point I just skipped to the end because I was so bored. I mean it was an okay movie, some parts were funny (I loved the old guy and the thief and the guy who said smurfs are to get people used to blue skin for krsna xD) but it really dragged. I can't honestly say I liked it because of that.

I'm down. Sasha, tell Noelle we need her services. This is a pre-arranged threesome. She has no choice in the matter.

Ooooh, the best kind ....

ct: fml. i don't know what to do anymore. I give up.

You can come keep me warm since the windows in my room are shit.

ct: fml. i don't know what to do anymore. I give up.

You can get on a plane and fly to Australia. I'll make sure you dont get eaten by snakes...

No, we'll be too busy feeding snakes to her ...

shhhhh already...

TMI?

CT: In Melbourne. Day 1 contained being driven around in Ian's land-yacht, going to gardens, looking at awesome graffiti, buying clothes, botanical garden walk, drinking in a belgian beer garden with Ian and Danni and we're about to go out for ethnic minority food. I could live here. This is OK.

we're about to go out for ethnic minority food. I could live here. This is OK.

Is it served by actual Maori warriors?

There's no such thing in Australia... just Maori's doing menial labour.

Nick & Danni had too much Belgian beer and ethnic minority food (Mexican in this case)... both have crashed for the night.

CT: The radio needs to play more ZZ Top.

Goddam right. Pre-sequencer/synthesizer when they were still a three piece:

ZZ Top - Jesus Just Left Chicago (From "Double Down Live - 1980")

I'm more a fan of their rock than their blues...

ZZ Top Under Pressure

Everything pre-Eliminator was great. Eliminator was OK. Everything after Eliminator I don't listen to.