Pulp Sport Father v Son Cycling

CT: Another sleepless, painful night. I am done with this shit. time for a tempurpedic

I hate those.

i cant imagine they would be good in the hot, sticky Caribbean!
I didn't really mind my bed until about 6 months ago, when it started to collapse in the middle, and keep me up at night. I think its only around 5 years old, too.

I didn't really mind my bed until about 6 months ago, when it started to collapse in the middle, and keep me up at night. I think its only around 5 years old, too.

Well if you weren't face down getting those immense breasts violently ground into it, the mattress it wouldn't have worn out so fast. Right?

Right! it ALSO doesnt help that i turn over and let this big ghetto onion imprint the bitch too!

Maybe you should try it standing up. Just sayin'.

Sex swing!

Please, this shotty drywall can't hold up a sex swing!

CT: If the day ever comes that I get married, Id like to have every reference to God in the sermon replaced with the word "Science", and Ben Franklin to conduct the service. I would like to conclude the service with a electricity experiment and killing a red coat.

EDIT: please excuse the nerdiness. Ive been watching/reading a lot of revolutionary war documentaries

I have UUC credentials and can get a Ben Franklin costume...

Wow. How can any man say no to a drunken red headed Ben franklin? I think we have a deal, Zoomie.

He'll also build you a structurally sound frame for your sex swing as a wedding present.

I've got a sex swing in my truck.

I just sold my bed because the place we're moving to has a tatami bedroom. After one night of sleeping on a futon I really really miss my bed.

I quit drinking a couple of days ago, right?  But even before that, I noticed that I'm smoking less ~ my qp's are lasting about 6 weeks, up from 4, even with sharing, and I'm down to 2 cartons of cigs per month, neither of which I was trying to do.  Come to think of it, I'm eating less, too.

Ah, but that nasty Coke habit ...





Coca-Cola "Coke," that is

The other "Coke" would have explained a hell of a lot more, however, good for you ...

I want a sex swing.  If Geek doesn't want hers as a wedding present she can always regift the unopened sex swing to me.

CT: Genius is pain!

i resent performing for you fuckers!
tell me, what do you know?
a lot of faggot middle-class kids
wearing long hair and trendy clothes.
look, i'm not your fucking parents
and i'm sick of uptight hippies coming knocking at me door
with a fucking peace symbol
get this, got that i don't owe you fuckers anything.
and all i've got to say is "fuck you!"

the sky is blue.

and mick jagger
i think that mick's a joke with all his stupid faggot dancing
i always did.
wiggling his ass, you know, its just a lot of bullshit.
and where does he come off saying all those tarty things about the beatles?
when every fucking thing we ever did
mick tried to copy
and you know we even wrote his second fucking record for him
no, the stones aren't the same in class as the beatles, either music-wise or power-wise;
they never ever were.

pardon me sir.

paul said he hated yoko
tell me, why should yoko have to take that kind of shit -
shit from those fucking sons of bitches?
george said she gave off evil vibes
i should have beat the fucking shit right out of him,
him with his fucking hari krishnas.

me auntie she tore up me fucking poems
she just threw the bastards out.
i can't forgive her 'cause she didn't treat me like a fucking genius.
look, you bastards, i'm a genius!
like shakespeare and beethoven and van gogh.
don't you dare criticize my work!
"don't worry kyoko" is one of the fucking best rock and roll records ever made!
i'm a fucking artist!
i'm sensitive as shit!
i throw up before i go on stage!
i could make a guitar speak!
if i could be a fisherman, i would,
but i can't because i'm a fucking genius!
i was the walrus -
paul wasn't the walrus!
i was just saying that to be nice, but i was actually the walrus!
you know that rubbish he's been singing?
eastman was an animal!
a fucking stupid middle-class pig!
i won't let fucking animals like that near me!
yoko is a supreme intellectual!
i'll tell you why nobody likes her music
it's because she's a woman,
and she's oriental, that's why!

where are you mother?
they're trying to crucify me!

genius is pain,
genius is pain,
genius is pain,
genius is pain!!
yoko!!!!
mother!!!! {fade out on howling and gutteral screaming)

yoko's voice: the dream is over.

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Magical Misery Tour:

http://electronictiger.net/avail/tour.mp3
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Has this been posted yet?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SY8uzqNi4sA&feature=player_embedded#

Meh. Last week. Not quite past its expiration date.

thats fucking awesome!

as for the sex swing, its all yours, but if its the kid that does not need a ceiling detachment, im sorry, but Im gonna end up keeping it.
Though Ill buy you a sweet ass liberator.



I havent tried it, but ive heard good things

Papasan's are just as good

thats fucking awesome!

as for the sex swing, its all yours, but if its the kid that does not need a ceiling detachment, im sorry, but Im gonna end up keeping it.
Though Ill buy you a sweet ass liberator.



I havent tried it, but ive heard good things

Wow.

Look at that bedroom.  A bed.  The Liberator.  A stack of pillows in the background.

Where are the Night Stands, filled with lube and toys?!?

Oh, yeah.

And I'd LURVE to see you shove THAT thang in a washing machine, OR explain what it is to the dry cleaner peeps when the eventual Horrible Accident happens.

Take the cover off.

Mang, if your idea of a HORRIBLE Accident only involves removing coverings for cleaning purposes?

You've lived FAR too sheltered of a life ...

My idea of a HORRIBLE accident invloves a hole big enough to put everything in. Anything else can be washed away.

as for the sex swing, its all yours, but if its the kid that does not need a ceiling detachment, im sorry, but Im gonna end up keeping it.

Fact: Do not want children. not now, not likely ever. So if that happens, sasha, you can have that too

It's costing me $15k just to move from one apt to another. Fuck Japan

Hey Si. I got you something:

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