I know this is late but resolutions were passed in Congress affirming the citizenship of both McCain (born on base in Panama) and Obama. In other news, going on dialysis will effectively end with me losing my manual labor job. Did I mention my son may be autistic and impaired as well? Someone get drunk for me.

YEEEEEHAAA! Another reason to get drunk!

Sorry Daddy, that really sucks.

I am toying with the idea of maxing out my life insurance next election cycle and refusing further treatments. My wife could pay off the house, easy. I could estimate based on my past lab results that kidneys would be beyond use in two years. It is workable. I need to look closer at the fine print of the policy.

What's wrong with you?  What is the diagnosis?

End stage renal failure. I have a genetic mutation known as Alport Syndrome.

I am toying with the idea of maxing out my life insurance next election cycle and refusing further treatments. My wife could pay off the house, easy. I could estimate based on my past lab results that kidneys would be beyond use in two years. It is workable. I need to look closer at the fine print of the policy.

FAIL.

Better idea: leave the wife, use your radio dj status to fuck lots of young college age girls. Continue treatments until they no longer work.

WIN!

I dont think it's a good idea to refuse treatment but I dont think it's a good idea to just leave your wife behind and go on a sex binge. Maybe it's the sheltered in me talking, but I really respect you for sticking by your wife and kid.

Hemodialysis wipes out any desire to do anything let alone fuck. However, I can modify your plan to tag lots of college aged tail and endure the pain of built up toxins in my body that my kidneys fail to filter. Biological masochism on parade.

Also, don't leave the wife.  Just do it behind her back and let her find out later.  Payback for being frigid!

When you go all sallow like a Yemeni terrorist, the college tail won't want you. You're going to look like Richard Christy with the plague, man...

Plenty of low esteemed goths and big girls want cock no matter what.

I wouldn't know anything about that...

Well if you ever want a present from Texas you can PM me your address.

My original plan has a more realistic twinge to it, simply because I would be worth more in death in the short run. Then again, chances of survival are always day to day. As long as my wife has something keep them afloat after I pass, that's good for me. that said, I would like to get laid before another set of seasons go by.

Well if you ever want a present from Texas you can PM me your address.

If that was for me, consider it sent.

I haven't gotten it yet.  What do you want as a present?  Used panties or bbq sauce?

BBQ sauce, definitely.

Or hell... I do like hand written letters. Go for that.

I'm really baked and reading this quote from the quotebox by Sasha made me LOL: "I do not look like that robot.  You look like the Monopoly man if I look like the sex robot, Thrash."

My original plan has a more realistic twinge to it, simply because I would be worth more in death in the short run. Then again, chances of survival are always day to day. As long as my wife has something keep them afloat after I pass, that's good for me. that said, I would like to get laid before another set of seasons go by.

i'm really pulling for you on this one. if she doesn't put out, i think it's okay if you get a prostitute. you only live once.

Maybe she's depressed and has no sexual urges because of it.  When I'm depressed I can't do it even if I feel like I could.  It's the only time I'm a non-functioning sex addict.

Is there no chance for a kidney transplant?

Yeah no shit. You can have one of mine. Just don't ask for the liver, it's about shot.

ct: my life is depressingly slow sometimes.

Maybe she's depressed and has no sexual urges because of it.  When I'm depressed I can't do it even if I feel like I could.  It's the only time I'm a non-functioning sex addict.

It's more than that. This is not a new problem. She just became someone else in that department over time. She has said as much. Her mindset doesn't have sex anywhere on the radar for the most part.

Is there no chance for a kidney transplant?

Living donors would be the best but I will be waiting for some drunk frat boy on a motorcycle to confuse the brake with the clutch.

I'm trying to avoid dialysis altogether so I can stay working. It's just not prudent planning to not have the dialysis back up. It effectively kills my line of work. I've usually always had physical jobs because I enjoy them. Nothing feels better than physical exertion. That all stops at dialysis's door.

Blood type?

Here's another idea; they're taking transplant candidates and only taking PART of the donor's organ(s), and almost making them clone themselves within the person while in the donor it regrows as well ...

Fuck, I just read this recently; I'll see if I can find the article ...

Blood type?

O+

Oddly enough I would give blood every time I could but I can't.

Here's another idea; they're taking transplant candidates and only taking PART of the donor's organ(s), and almost making them clone themselves within the person while in the donor it regrows as well ...

Fuck, I just read this recently; I'll see if I can find the article ...

Is that where they inject the stem cells into the donated portion of the organ?