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I imagine you doing this in a camouflage bikini, is that bad?
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no, because i don't think i'd have a problem doing it in a camouflage bikini, if the situation allowed a for dress-change.
(...as i can't imagine walking around the streets of austin waiting to be mugged in nothing but a camo bikini and an armed boyfriend by my side. i'm no prostitute.)


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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #720 on: May 13, 2009, 03:23:53 PM
current thought: I have a guy asking me out. I don't know if I'm ready this soon after my TX boy. What to do, what to do??  ??? Getting laid is one thing.. dates are another. *sigh*



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #721 on: May 13, 2009, 03:27:14 PM
I had a nice piece of tuna on top of a salad- greens, avacado, tomato, red onion. And a mojito. Twas good.

That sounds great. I had a spinach, rucola, red onion, and chunked boiled egg salad yesterday. Delicious.
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #722 on: May 13, 2009, 03:27:28 PM
i'm back from my sandwich date at the beach. it was lovely.

joy: if you think he could be a good fuck, i think you should go out with him. let him buy you dinner and go down on you. if it's good, you'll want to fuck his lovestick. if it's bad, you never have to waste time on him again, and you got a free meal. what's the problem?

as far as avoiding the relationship scene if you do end up fucking, just tell him you'd rather not be with a guy who puts out on the first date.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #723 on: May 13, 2009, 04:35:47 PM
i'm going to get high on my deck on this gorgeous sunny day and then go get a bomb ass sandwich with a girlfriend.

that sounds like heaven.

i'm slow baking skinless chicken in honey, mustard and cayenne pepper. hope it tastes good.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #724 on: May 13, 2009, 04:56:54 PM
let him buy you dinner and go down on you. if it's good, you'll want to fuck his lovestick. if it's bad, you never have to waste time on him again, and you got a free meal.

You and him both.
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #725 on: May 13, 2009, 07:33:34 PM
In the aftermath of a full scale nuclear war, two things shall be alive: Cockroaches and my sperm.
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #726 on: May 13, 2009, 07:38:42 PM
Current thought:

Getting psyched planning my holiday. Also psyched that I only have another 3 hours at work, then I'm off for two days.

And I'm actually going out to a bar tonight, which is almost a rarity these days.
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #727 on: May 13, 2009, 09:16:11 PM
my dog just loves sitting around in my back yard.  he seems happiest when i'm out here with him; like there's nothing wrong with the world.

...that bastard.
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Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #728 on: May 13, 2009, 10:16:16 PM
Tell your dog to get a job.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #729 on: May 13, 2009, 10:18:51 PM
Hahahaha!

If my dogs all had jobs I'd be rich.
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #730 on: May 13, 2009, 10:24:24 PM
or their bitch..
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #731 on: May 13, 2009, 11:06:58 PM
I'm already their bitch. I provide food and a safe home and all I get in return is unconditional love and excitement at my arriving home even if I've only been gone 5 mins and a security team that's likely to seriously dissuade any would-be intruder.

OK, so maybe they're worth it.
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #732 on: May 13, 2009, 11:31:45 PM

joy: if you think he could be a good fuck, i think you should go out with him. let him buy you dinner and go down on you. if it's good, you'll want to fuck his lovestick. if it's bad, you never have to waste time on him again, and you got a free meal. what's the problem?

as far as avoiding the relationship scene if you do end up fucking, just tell him you'd rather not be with a guy who puts out on the first date.

Ok I did it... Went out with him, took me to a sushi place. Really nice guy, we have a lot in common other than the fact that he's married and I'm not. He just wants a lil mistress on the side. I'm surprised he was that honest! Not sure what I think of it all though. My last 3 bfs were married when I met them, but separated or in the process of divorce. I don't know if I wanna hit that route again. *sigh* Oh well, it was a free meal.
 



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #733 on: May 14, 2009, 12:21:36 AM
seems dull.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #734 on: May 14, 2009, 02:47:51 AM
can't sleep.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #735 on: May 14, 2009, 02:55:09 AM
skype?
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #736 on: May 14, 2009, 10:36:59 AM
the chicken i made last night was awesome.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #737 on: May 14, 2009, 11:41:01 AM
my chef boyfriend has this simple chicken technique: shove lemon slices under the skin of a whole chicken, and jam some sprigs of rosemary and/or thyme in there too, digging into the chicken as well as just sliding under the skin. salt and pepper outside, brush with olive oil. roast for however long a chicken takes (i don't know anything about cooking poultry). bon apetit!

i'm currently thinking about the vegan chocolate chip cookies baking in my oven right now. i added an extra handful of dark chocolate chips this time. they are going to be so choco-licious.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #738 on: May 14, 2009, 12:14:28 PM
Lemon, rosemary thyme, and olive oil on a chicken are the shit.

Last weekend I brined a chicken in kosher salt and brown sugar, then I made a paste out of garlic, basil, rosemary, thyme, and salt mixed with lemon juice and olive oil. The paste was applied to the chicken and worked under the skin, and then I stuffed the cavity  with the juiced lemons and quartered onions. 

It was cooked on my gas grill's rotisserie over a water pan with a foil packet of wood chips from oak whiskey barrels for a kiss of sweet smoke.

What a yummy chicken that was. I'd like to do it again this weekend.
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #739 on: May 14, 2009, 12:43:14 PM
i forgot about the lemons jammed into the body cavity of the chicken. do that part, too (just make a bunch of shallow slices into the rinds of the lemons).



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #740 on: May 14, 2009, 03:16:24 PM
I'M SO BOOOORED
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #741 on: May 14, 2009, 03:58:55 PM
I AM SOOOOOO BAD *sigh*



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #742 on: May 14, 2009, 04:26:36 PM
i'm sooooo stuffed full of chocolate chip cookies.

...might...puke...



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #743 on: May 14, 2009, 04:49:05 PM
I was just stuffed full of something else a couple hours ago. I better take that over to the over catergory though.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #744 on: May 14, 2009, 06:38:48 PM
So, you decided to go that route again.
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #745 on: May 14, 2009, 06:54:18 PM
Ok yeah but it was worth it. WORTH IT I TELL YOU!



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #746 on: May 14, 2009, 08:30:08 PM
Lemon, rosemary thyme, and olive oil on a chicken are the shit.

Last weekend I brined a chicken in kosher salt and brown sugar, then I made a paste out of garlic, basil, rosemary, thyme, and salt mixed with lemon juice and olive oil. The paste was applied to the chicken and worked under the skin, and then I stuffed the cavity  with the juiced lemons and quartered onions. 

It was cooked on my gas grill's rotisserie over a water pan with a foil packet of wood chips from oak whiskey barrels for a kiss of sweet smoke.

What a yummy chicken that was. I'd like to do it again this weekend.

i did chicken with honey, yellow mustard, paprika, cumin and red pepper. it was really good. sweet/hot.

today i'm making chicken with sun dried tomatoes, garlic, rosemary, olive oil. simple. smells like heaven.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #747 on: May 14, 2009, 09:02:42 PM
Lemon, rosemary thyme, and olive oil on a chicken are the shit.

Last weekend I brined a chicken in kosher salt and brown sugar, then I made a paste out of garlic, basil, rosemary, thyme, and salt mixed with lemon juice and olive oil. The paste was applied to the chicken and worked under the skin, and then I stuffed the cavity  with the juiced lemons and quartered onions. 

It was cooked on my gas grill's rotisserie over a water pan with a foil packet of wood chips from oak whiskey barrels for a kiss of sweet smoke.

What a yummy chicken that was. I'd like to do it again this weekend.

i did chicken with honey, yellow mustard, paprika, cumin and red pepper. it was really good. sweet/hot.

today i'm making chicken with sun dried tomatoes, garlic, rosemary, olive oil. simple. smells like heaven.

I had chicken hand fed to me off skewers by a woman wearing a veil. Holy shit women wearing veils are hot, if you all covered up your faces every now and then you'd get so much more cock.
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #748 on: May 14, 2009, 09:12:21 PM
i get quite a lot already. though  agree with the veil thing.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #749 on: May 14, 2009, 09:30:45 PM
you all need to start posting pics of this culinary wizardry if you expect me to invite myself over there to eat some of it
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