I need to see that movie ...

He beat up a hooker.

What else are you supposed to do with one?

smile contentedly that all is right with the world and rick james' great works live on?

ike would be proud.

How the fuck did the link break ALREADY?!?!

I never saw it. i thought it was a joke. blank spaces and.. hmm. i dont even know what youre on about.

WTH? why'd she bite his tongue and not let go? maybe she really hated his commercials.

He wanted the GFE, but he didn't pay for it.

"Gefilte Fish Entre'"?

Girl Friend Experience

I knew that ...

....why is this thread a sticky...... ...      ....  ..

This thread is a condom.

All the lovin' is at the tip?

I need a fucking drink.

fuk, i do too.

it's 1700 hours someplace... WTF I'm pouring.

I have 40 percocets!

I hate you.

I have 40 percocets!

Braggart.

I have nothing but respect for the sanctity of marriage and commitment, children are precious gifts from God, and men have nothing but good intentions!

I'm going to go home and not drink and not waste of bunch of time dicking around on the internet. I'm going go home and dye my hair, do some laundry, clean my apartment, it's going to be awesome!

I also don't know how to proofread.

OK so how long is this Norman Vincent Peale bullshit going to continue? I can't speak for anyone else but I totally prefer the uninvolved psycho bitch from hell with no life and lots of booze. It means you're real.

This crap just means you're a mediocre thespian.

Do you want a soda Mr Grumpypants?

Got a diet? I got bourbon left from last night.

I heart op week.

I have 40 percocets!

bastard.

Do you want a soda Mr Grumpypants?

 

Fuck off and die, sweetiepie!

Now there's our Tricky. Gotta lov er.

Fuck off and die, sweetiepie!

I love you tricky.

This crap just means you're a mediocre thespian.

But a kick ass lesbian.

Fuck off and die, sweetiepie!

eat my tits, chickenlips...

not exactly a rhyme, but it's early.