Foster's isnt a beer anymore, but for some reason, VB is still classified as beer.

Section 4, part c; Any beverage, sold as beer, that you can spell after consumpition of one case, is a beer. ( sorry, i dont make the rules. )

And we're still waiting on the Shrimp-Prawn Differentiation Act. It's been a  bitch keeping the barbies burning...

That's what roo steaks are for...

...and the dingo....and the babies.

hot people are by nature cooler than most people in my opinion. it's what makes them hot.

but when all you have are your looks, you're not hot. you're pretty. and probably a humorless cunt.

i make up my own definitions, i guess. i spend a lotta time alone in my head.

Yeah, we have different definitions of the word then.
I think of pretty as someone who's not amazingly beautiful, but is still attractive.

I liked the Dark haired girl in the Easter Special... very not shabby.

Michelle Ryan?
She was in Merlin and Eastenders too!
I'm a fan.

Dear C and Emp,
The house that I looked at last weekend has a bomb shelter in the basement. If I buy this place we can use this as the official bomb shelter. Don't forget the can opener.

If not, I can use it as a dungeon.

xoxo,
tricky

That's what roo steaks are for...

I thought they were for fucking.

Dear C and Emp,
The house that I looked at last weekend has a bomb shelter in the basement. If I buy this place we can use this as the official bomb shelter. Don't forget the can opener.

If not, I can use it as a dungeon.

xoxo,
tricky

Can I be your Gimp? Please? Please? Please?

Current thought: Three day motherfucking weekend! 

current: you are gee ay why

why? because i don't love you.

DJ and I very very stoned bored:
DJ and I stoned out of our heads

Current thought: Emp's post made me laugh a whole lot. Which hurt, cuz I think I pulled something just under my ribcage yesterday.

Most likely just a tear in your pleura. Get one in the right place and you will think one of your arteries or veins is blocked.

That sounds about right. It's not hugely painful, just a little uncomfortable if I cough etc.

Current thought: I am feeling a little sick, I am sore all over, haven't eaten anything all day, my ears hurt from the concert last night, just woke up at 6pm, my house looks like a tornado swept through the inside, there's ants all over the counter from me stupidly leaving these Japanese candies out last night, I need a shower badly, my head is throbbing, and I am badly dehydrated.

Signs of a good time.

You actually sound like a human being in that post.

The most fun nights I've had are usually followed by complete physical exhaustion and weeping the entire next day.

My throat hurts so much. I hope I wasn't given swine flu. I am hocking out very, very yellow phlegm and doing it so much that a bit of blood is now in it. What did this girl give to me? What's even scarier is that my nose is not stuffed up and I still have the phlegm. Usually when I get sick, my nose gets all stuffed up and the phlegm comes and then it starts to drains into my lungs over a period of days. (I have always had many problems with bronchitis and had a bad case of pneumonia when I was a kid). This is different in that there is no nose stuffyness. I don't feel sick anywhere else other than my throat.

Docs/nurses - what are you thoughts? I am hoping it's just some foreign bodied germs causing a reaction.

Gonorrhea in your throat, dude.

Didn't we teach you never to go down on a girl you just met?

Gonorrhea in your throat, dude.

That's really interesting!

(^^actual current thought!^^)

CT: I had a great fucking weekend (so far)... I flew a freaking airplane, went to the boardwalk at night and did a lil barhopping. Now I gotta go back to work.. this blows.

... I flew a freaking airplane

Wow, that sounds awesome! Do tell more.

I had to go up to NY to see my boss. While I was there he took me up in his plane and on the way back to his runway I got to steer it. It was awesome! He freaked me a lil when he said... "we're losing altitude" ... I kept thinking... "FUCK I"M GOING TO DIE!!" It was cool!!!

I got another homo point. Yay!

CT: I'm sick at home, what a shitty way to spend a 3 day weekend.

I saw two spiders today. One was the usual few centimetres, tiny weak thing. Tried to get rid of it, but lost it, then just left it. The other was god damn massive. And fat. And fast. And scary. And I freaked like I've never done before. My brother hates spiders too, we spent about 20 minutes trying to get rid of the thing.

In the end I had the brainwave to get it into a bin, so we did that, and then brother chucked the bin outside. The lid was off, we slammed the door shut and as far as I know, the bin's still out there. We're such wimps..

From a country riddled with cobras and you're afraid of a little spider.

Hang your head.

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From a country riddled with cobras and you're afraid of a little spider.

Hang your head.

I'm not afraid of the little ones.

*leaves*

CT: I used to wish for rain because of the drought....now I wish it would stop raining. 

From a country riddled with cobras and you're afraid of a little spider.

Hang your head.

I'm not afraid of the little ones.

Define "little".

Anyway, the country she's effectively from has nothing scarier than adders, which may well be extinct by now for all I know. My headmaster at the primary school I went to in Cornwall once chopped one in half with a spade, as it was hanging around the playground. All the parents and kids made sure not to tell anyone cuz he could have gotten into trouble for killing it. This is one of my oldest memories. True story.

The biggest I've seen is about 5 centimetres, and they're okay as long as they're the thin kind. The scary one was probably only a centimetre or two bigger than that but it was so fat and dark. And it was about ten times faster.

I've never seen a snake, I don't think; I have one memory of a grass snake, but I'm 90% sure that it didn't really happen.

The biggest I've seen is about 5 centimetres, and they're okay as long as they're the thin kind. The scary one was probably only a centimetre or two bigger than that but it was so fat and dark. And it was about ten times faster.

O_O