though, it could just be like that time i went without sex with a man for three months and was suddenly getting wet for david schwimmer on friends.

hahaha, nice.

but RR is okay looking i guess. she looks like a slut to me. or maybe she just jokes around like one. her and samantha brown from the travel channel. i bet they have both hooked up with all of their crew at some point.

i think this is one of those situations where the phrase, "takes one to know one" applies. we can smell our own.

current thought: I am finally off work and a drunk in the making. *strokes her Budweiser like a cock*

You have low, low standards.

i find her so annoying!

MUTE BUTTON.

One better, OFF SWITCH.

But I agree with the Geek, knowing someone like that exists makes me want to rampage!

Anyways, Nigella Lawson is much much hotter.

mmmm...Nigela. I'd lick her off a spoon.

i see he just wants to jump right in where he left off though...

Actually no ... I have no intention of doing anything of the sort Sarah.       can relax, I shall never comment or reply directly or indirectly in that direction again.  I don't know why I did in the first place, just irritated at all the similar threads and endless innuendo I suppose. I wish I was one of those people who can't type at all when they are holy shitfaced, but oh well.

I actually never intended to start posting here at all. I knew nothing good could ever come of it. I should have just ignored that first thread and went with my original instinct.

I will continue to post, at a reduced frequency.  However there will be no more of that behavior from me on here. I am a creep and I am fucked in the head, but I know the situation, I actually do get it, I watched every bit of it unfold. Yet I ignored all of that and went off on a tirade anyway. It's so easy to do on the internet, it allows a whole host of real life stress and aggravations to get all mixed up into the online world and express themselves inappropriately. 

The pigs towed away one of our cars, it was registered & insured and parked in front of the house, they just came out of the blue, opened the hood without asking or notifying us of their intent,  saw it didn't have a battery (because it actually needed a little work), and called the tow truck. We noticed what was going on and came out to ask them what the hell they thought they were doing but there was nothing we could do. Either pay many hundreds of dollars in extortion or allow them to steal our property. There are no other options. Then they sent us a fucking bill for $97 for their nazi trouble. Yeah they aren't going to get it, but something is going to ---- -- this year and that's all I'm gonna say about that. 

That's not even close to an excuse though, I mean I don't really care-not really fixated or anything of the sort. I just wanted to start a fight with someone and was way too drunk to do it right so yeah I admit it, I am fucked in the head.

Anyway those are my current thoughts.

on rachael ray:

-talentless
-short waisted
-horse voiced
-very troll-ish
-uttering ridiculous and childish foodisms she's trademarked
-has a piss poor excuse of a cooking show where melted bagged shredded cheese smothering a heaping pile of bbq potato chips (don't forget the side of ranch for dipping!) is a gourmet meal
-wears hideous clothing and jewelry
-those fhm pics are so obviously airbrushed to pretty her up
-i believe her husband cheated on her, which means she sucks (not literally, or at least not well) in bed

She has man hands.  Don't forget that.

NEVER FORGET!

Better for fisting.

I thought smaller hands are better for fisting...

Something I dont possess.

You too considerate.

I didnt say I didnt try...

YES! Hip! These are the things I agree with:

-talentless
-horse voiced
-very troll-ish
-uttering ridiculous and childish foodisms she's trademarked
-has a piss poor excuse of a cooking show where melted bagged shredded cheese smothering a heaping pile of bbq potato chips (don't forget the side of ranch for dipping!) is a gourmet meal

So i do choose the OFF button.

She'll go away eventually. They all do...

I should not of taken a nap this arvo. I shall be up al night

Note to self: Pay your fucking court fine! Dickhead.

Anyways, Nigella Lawson is much much hotter.

Oh but she's just awful. Soooo fucking prissy English. Ugh.

I was up until 6 am playing a game on the 360.  I feel retarded for doing that!

I was up till about 1am, watching The Usual Suspects on Blu-ray and smoking joints and drinking beers and eating leftover NY strips from the previous night's bbq.

Then I had a flat tyre this morning, that sucked.

Talk about a massively overrated movie.

The "surprise" ending was overrated, in that it wasn't that surprising.

But the movie itself is great.

The "surprise" ending was overrated, in that it wasn't that surprising.

It turned out to ACTUALLY be just the usual suspects, huh? 

Well, yeah, and DUH it was the cripple. He was the only one not really connected to any of them, except Keaton. And he even explained from the beginning that Keaton was his "in" with the rest of them.

It's fucking cold.

i was pissed at the end because i knew it the whole time and my co-watcher (who'd seen it before) wouldn't say a word. I KNEW IT WAS SPACEY THE WHOLE FUCKING TIME!

...and the fucking dickhead excuse of a boyfriend wouldn't just give me what i wanted and tell me i was dead on balls accurate about the plot. goddamn motherfucker.

i am drunk.

It's never ever snowed before where I'm from, until today

Snow on the beach does not compute.

Hahaha, you're obviously not from around here!

Anyways, Nigella Lawson is much much hotter.

Oh but she's just awful. Soooo fucking prissy English. Ugh.

Easy fixed. Ball gag!

It's fucking cold.

What happenede to beautiful one day, perfect the next? Anyways, real cold is down here.

What do you consider "real cold"?

Not Maine cold.

I bet you guys whine like little babies if it dips below 70 degrees.

dude, its much below 70 right now... No whinging here.