CT-  I want to get rid of my little belly.  I am skinny everywhere else but this tiny belly.  How do I get a flat stomach without doing a million crunches and without having to remove a vital organ?

I can't answer that question!

CT-  I want to get rid of my little belly.  I am skinny everywhere else but this tiny belly.  How do I get a flat stomach without doing a million crunches and without having to remove a vital organ?

micro lipo or a tummy tuck? pretty much that's it.

CT: Fuck.

yeah, i think that was my last CT, too. oh, well.

CT: Why can't I get a job where my boss doesn't want to fuck me? This is getting old..

When I worked for SSA there was this 50 year old spanish guy who would walk past my cubicle fifty times a day to try and talk to me.  He finally asked me out on a date and I said, "uhh no grandpa!" and then he started to cry and my supervisor had to tell him to leave me alone or she would report him to a higher body.  He never showed his face again, but I still looked over my shoulder every time I walked to my car after work.

I work in an "up close and personal" setting. I really have no one to report to at this job. All I can do is leave and find another job where another old dude wants to fuck me. *sigh*

Fatties: eat less and exercise more

Whores: whores

It's not good if I have 22 pills left and I'm already close to a psychotic break, is it? Fuck.

CT: Why can't I get a job where my boss doesn't want to fuck me? This is getting old..

OK, where on earth can you go where people DON'T want to fuck you?

Church maybe?

Not likely. Priest would dress her up like a little boy, and try to fuck her.

Ugh, after a few days of Vyvanse I'm trying my damnedest to sell as much as I can.....and got some DXM instead cuz I can't do AMPH for more than a few days in a row without feeling like complete shit.  I always ask myself why I do other drugs instead of DXM.  The last few months was almost exclusively DXM and it was wonderful.

And you'd dress her up like a sheep...

Eating less and exercising more is working out pretty well for me.  I'm down to 223, well on my way to the mid 180s goal.

I weigh 125.  I've gotten to the point wear eating healthy isn't enough. *sigh*  Looks like I had to join that ladies only gym down the street,  Premiere Lady Fitness.  I haven't had a smoke in ten days!  Now I won't get winded walking on a treadmill!

Nice ....

I haven't slept in almost 2 1/2 days, I woke up Wednesday at 10AM, I'm coming off of dextroamphetamine and coming up on Dextromethorphan.  This is way trippy due to sleep deprivation.  I'm enjoying myself immensely.

CT-  I want to get rid of my little belly.

Little bellies are awesome.

nearly as awesome as flat stomachs and firm legs

I weigh 125.  I've gotten to the point wear eating healthy isn't enough. *sigh*  Looks like I had to join that ladies only gym down the street,  Premiere Lady Fitness.  I haven't had a smoke in ten days!  Now I won't get winded walking on a treadmill!

Today, while running on the treadmill at the gym, the girl next to me slipped and went flying back against the wall. Indecisive whether to get off and help her or to just keep going, I lost my focus and footing and flew back next to her. FML

CT: Two sure signs the economy is in the shitter: Thrash is here at 8:45 on a Friday and white people on the roof in Northern VA.

And you'd dress her up like a sheep...

Yeah, but that's acceptable. Priests fucking little boys apparently isnt.

I weigh 125.  I've gotten to the point wear eating healthy isn't enough. *sigh*  Looks like I had to join that ladies only gym down the street,  Premiere Lady Fitness.

Sasha was totally hot in her little dress tonight (that she put on just to go out with me!).  She talked about how she could pinch an inch, but she still looked great.

Oh, and I told her I'd introduce her to my mom, some day.  That should definitely happen before we get married and have a kid, right?

CT: Why can't I get a job where my boss doesn't want to fuck me? This is getting old..

OK, where on earth can you go where people DON'T want to fuck you?

Church maybe?

HAHAHAHA! The married guy I'm fucking is a pastor!! So, I guess it depends on which church..

I weigh 125.  I've gotten to the point wear eating healthy isn't enough. *sigh*  Looks like I had to join that ladies only gym down the street,  Premiere Lady Fitness.

Sasha was totally hot in her little dress tonight (that she put on just to go out with me!).  She talked about how she could pinch an inch, but she still looked great.

Oh, and I told her I'd introduce her to my mom, some day.  That should definitely happen before we get married and have a kid, right?

I didn't wear a dress for YOU.  I was wearing hoochie mama cut off blue jean shorts and I felt that they were inappropriate for dinner, so I put on a skirt and a tank top... but thanks for the compliment regardless.

Damn you look old in that video you posted up there earlier.  I have a whole bottle of seeroquel.  Want to feel like you are trapped inside your own body screaming, yet you can't ask anyone to help you?

Luke is such a fashion maven...

CT: I should really get ready for this gig.

dyl's in the background on that video.  His cousin is the one acting like a lizard.
I think.

I didn't wear a dress for YOU.

But it was funny to tell the story as if you did.

If you'd worn the cut-off shorts, then the story would have gone that you wore THOSE just for me, too.