fuck, i wish i could work tonight. there's a stupid water boil advisory going on which makes working at a fucking sandwich and soup shop kind of difficult.

no work today and probably not tomorrow.

we are so financially fucked.

Titties = $$$

water boil advisory

WTF?

Can you make a sandwich and some soup for me, Sarah?  Roast beef and minestrone, thanks :*

I will pay $40 for a motorboat ride.

water boil advisory

WTF?

Can you make a sandwich and some soup for me, Sarah?  Roast beef and minestrone, thanks :*

It means the sewer system water got into the drinking water pipes.

I will pay $40 for a motorboat ride.

Sarah, give Emp a motorboat ride.

Emp, give me the 40 bucks and I'll hold it for Sarah to make sure she doen't spend it on stupid shit.

water boil advisory

WTF?

Can you make a sandwich and some soup for me, Sarah?  Roast beef and minestrone, thanks :*

It means the sewer system water got into the drinking water pipes.

haha, actually, they're doing some re-piping on a line from flint to detroit and there was some flooding nearby and issues with low pressure or some crazy shit. who knows? i've heard like four different things.

i would love to make sandwiches for whomever wishes to pay me for them. i make an excellent turkey and avocado with sprouts, cheese, tomatoes, and onions on sourdough. i can also make a pretty good corned beef reuben with saurkraut on marbled rye. yanno, if you're into that.

just show up here ( http://www.facebook.com/pages/Flint-MI/The-Lunch-Studio/72487802069 ) on monday and hopefully everything will be back to normal.

I will pay $40 for a motorboat ride.

Sarah, give Emp a motorboat ride.

Emp, give me the 40 bucks and I'll hold it for Sarah to make sure she doen't spend it on stupid shit.

i should do some crazy lactation videos or live cam shows. haha. and, naw, i won't spend money on stupid shit. right now i need it for a carpet cleaner so the rugs that got trashed when the basement flooded aren't completely ruinated.

Bitch, that's the kind of stupid shit I'm talking about! How the fuck am I going to be able to buy alligator shoes if you're spending my i mean your money on stupid shit like getting your carpets cleaned?

maybe i already got your alligator shoes on layaway and i'm picking them up for father's day! DID YOU EVER THINK OF THAT?! HUH?!

i can also make a pretty good corned beef reuben with saurkraut on marbled rye. yanno, if you're into that.

Oh, I'm SO into that....I think I just popped one.

I'm really hungry now.

I'm thinking about tittie dancing again, but I just hate it so much.  I hate being asked if I'll give a handjob under the table, or if I'm into giving bj's after hours.  Degrading at first but you get used to it pretty quick.

Stop dancing where Kyle knows where you are at.

Stop dancing where Kyle knows where you are at.

I wonder if Kyle goes to strip clubs. If so, then I could make a million from his investments in stocks and titties.

He would "forget" to take cash.

He'd be one of the guys trying to negotiate a handjob.

He might think you should do it for free because he thinks his penis is a work of art.

the friction might get my name off it.

hahahahahaha ....
I forgot about that ...

CT: Y'know how everyone thinks HF is the ugliest thing since.. uh.. ears on rodents.. or whatever, but it just got uglier. O.o

Dark Green and Purple don't really go together.

I would post there if it didn't make my eyes bleed.

Make a reaction video and post it on youtube.

I guarantee your eyes bleeding will make you a 'youtube star'.



That or a 'youtube crazy'.

I might just do that!

Although, I'd rather watch 2 girls 1 cup again than go to HF again.

You can Ad block the backgrounds at HF grasshopper. It keeps me sane.

But is it really worth it? That's the million dollar question.

CT: Dude, the shit that is happening in Iran is fucked up, the govt is killing people now.

What else is new in the Middle East ....

I dn't even wanna look at HF now ....

Dude, it's like watching the video in The Ring.

But is it really worth it? That's the million dollar question.

... it is if your not looking for a substitute for real life.

But is it really worth it? That's the million dollar question.

... it is if your not looking for a substitute for real life.

Oh.....then fuck that shit.