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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1620 on: June 30, 2009, 05:19:39 PM
onions and a dab of brown mustard. Fuck that lettuce tomato and mayo shit. And NOBODY puts ketchup on a burger, that's just WRONG!
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1621 on: June 30, 2009, 05:27:02 PM
I had egg whites, lettuce, cheese, and mustard on sprouted whole grain bread.

Man, I miss Wendys.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1622 on: June 30, 2009, 05:28:29 PM
Sorry. But that sounds good too!
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1623 on: June 30, 2009, 05:29:19 PM
No, ketchup, mustard, and mayo are all invited on my perfect burger.  But the Baconator pwns
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1624 on: June 30, 2009, 05:31:05 PM
When I bite into it I want pure grease running down my wrist. Not condiments.
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1625 on: June 30, 2009, 05:34:08 PM
I agree.....I want all three, just light on the condiments.
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1626 on: June 30, 2009, 08:35:41 PM
CT- Why would my friend buy a home drug test to take when she had to take a drug test anyway, just seems like a waste of money.  She bought protox anyway, so she hopes that will work, since she just got a job at the state today and it has excellent benefits even though the pay is shit.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1627 on: June 30, 2009, 11:01:15 PM
Depends on how thorough the testing process is. The products that mask drug use work pretty well except for they cause abnormally low creatinine levels and most labs now test for this as well. It's not the same as a positive but it draws their attention and could be grounds for stamping the test FAIL.

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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1628 on: June 30, 2009, 11:06:11 PM
I'm all about ketchup ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1629 on: June 30, 2009, 11:50:29 PM
CT- Why would my friend buy a home drug test to take when she had to take a drug test anyway, just seems like a waste of money.  She bought protox anyway, so she hopes that will work, since she just got a job at the state today and it has excellent benefits even though the pay is shit.

Ok, these are her options.

A) Show up and take a drug test not knowing whether she'll pass or not. Maybe she'll get the job, maybe she won't.
B) Drink some detox stuff and take a drug test not knowing whether she'll pass or not. Maybe she'll get the job, maybe she won't.
C) Drop fifteen to twenty bucks on a drug test. She passes and knows that she can go piss in their cup safely.
D) Drip fifteen to twenty bucks on a drug test. She FAILS and knows that if she's going to get this job she needs to forget that detox stuff and get her hands on some clean urine. She'll put the clean urine in a small container and I guess she could smuggle it into the testing center in her vagina.

That 20 bucks buys her either piece of mind or gives her the knowledge of what she'll need to do in order to pass the test. Does it still seem like a waste of money to you?
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1630 on: July 01, 2009, 02:35:36 AM
No.
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1631 on: July 01, 2009, 04:11:00 AM
I wish we still had Wendy's here...



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1632 on: July 01, 2009, 04:32:47 AM
Taco Bell at least?
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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1633 on: July 01, 2009, 06:17:45 AM
Taco Bell never took. and Vic had Wendys ?
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1634 on: July 01, 2009, 07:56:24 AM



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1635 on: July 01, 2009, 08:21:38 AM
ct: Lucky somebody isnt dead. it's 10.30 pm and the council gas workers are here to fix the pipe out the front of the house...after several months of my calling them. The grass died off ages ago. reading from the area is 85% gas. or....one spark and boom.           ..but only on a still night.
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1636 on: July 01, 2009, 01:48:58 PM
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1637 on: July 01, 2009, 07:47:43 PM
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1638 on: July 02, 2009, 02:06:50 AM
W3rd ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1639 on: July 02, 2009, 04:29:41 AM
CT: Why do retards hit the pipe when they know they are applying for a government job?
Skybox, right up here in section La-Di-Dah.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1640 on: July 02, 2009, 04:31:39 AM
CT: We rickroll'd prom. Soon as the song came on the dance floor emptied. ha.. xD

For what?
I don't know. I know it's in Xerox and I'll probably be working in Systems.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1641 on: July 02, 2009, 09:17:02 AM
CT: Why do retards hit the pipe when they know they are applying for a government job?

You've met people who work in Gov't, right? This should be self explanitory, it's because they're retards, just like you said. 
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1642 on: July 02, 2009, 09:46:46 AM
CT: Why do retards hit the pipe when they know they are applying for a government job?

I don't know why the man is trying to hold me down man.  You can't hold me down.
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1643 on: July 02, 2009, 02:16:22 PM
ct: Skip is a proud lil fucker. He has removed the sig from my id.
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1644 on: July 02, 2009, 02:32:16 PM
But your IP is still banned, right? Hittin the proxy?
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1645 on: July 02, 2009, 02:38:45 PM
Yes still banned. Yes hitting the proxy. Not with the "banned" Id though. Thought that would be a bit stupid. This sig edit has happed after he's added a post on the thread I started in the suggestions forum, he has even deleted the posts where I explain the sig is real..on that thread.


Guess he doesnt want people to know that alot of his hits are from people looking for hamster porn and how to suck their own cock.
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1646 on: July 02, 2009, 02:40:07 PM
Well it ain't like the Love and Sex forum aren't full of 40-somethings looking for naked pics and stories from teen hippie chicks...

Uh, yeah. That.
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1647 on: July 02, 2009, 02:46:29 PM
I think it was stink who did the ban....maybe your use of my name in RT the other week set his memory off....the RT's who came here droped my name in that welcome thread they made for homeless-joe. So that with the mention of gun. ~shrug. no matter.

Otherwise, Skip is trying to flush my "new" name out. TBH, I dont think he's that smart.

and there I shall leave the RT/HF posts....for the sake of those who dont give a shit.

edit: Untill next time I feel like telling Zoomie something.
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1648 on: July 02, 2009, 02:49:58 PM
Yeah, bad idea to PM me there. I have a feeling he reads my PMs looking for seditious characters.
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1649 on: July 02, 2009, 05:18:08 PM
Well it ain't like the Love and Sex forum aren't full of 40-somethings looking for naked pics and stories from teen hippie chicks...

Uh, yeah. That.

Wait, there's that there?
Fuck, I'll be back ...
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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
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