Yay! Tricky is back.  Don't leave again, I didn't realize how horribly fucking gay it would get without you posting.

I don't know if I'm back, it's just that someone needs to change Zoomie's shitty old man diapers every once in a while, and Mello said no.

You're just jealous because I wouldn't let you do it.

I don't know if I'm back, it's just that someone needs to change Zoomie's shitty old man diapers every once in a while, and Mello said no.

Pleeeeease stay, I'll suck your dick!  You're the only person who will shit all over Zoomie and Mello and not hold anything back.  You really don't know how much amusement this provides me. 

Feelings towards LG: It's the internet

You're the only person who will shit all over Zoomie and Mello and not hold anything back.  

Fuck nnut I've been nice to you since your little cry-fest in PM. Don't ruin it.

Yeah pussy.

Grow some balls and do it your self.

Cry fest? Yeah whatever you say.  The reason I don't do it is cuz it isn't worth it.  Maybe if you didn't post on the same board, but I'd rather coexist peacefully. 

I like Tricky, she may hate me but I enjoy her.

You really seem too nice to hate.  Unless you tried to fondle Tricky at some point, I'd be curious to know why she would hate you.

I hate Tricky and Mello both the same.




You heard me, whores

Well, if being a whore warrants your hatred, than don't you think that Sasha would fall closer to that category than Tricky or Mello?

Back from Alice Springs, off to Hobart tomorrow (should have been today, but Tiger Airways fucked us)...

I'll make a thread of the trip so far when I have time...

Tasha Yaar?

someone find the nude pix of this girl...

CT: Post workout snack of whiskey means you're going to get hammered.

Well the good news is I'm too well adjusted to off myself! Guess you'll just have to stick around and obsess over me some more!

Emp - I thought you were off the hooch?

underclass - I love you too!

Hey bitch, don't you have some lives to destroy?

I was off the hooch until my friend who is getting divorced because his best friend fucked his wife wanted to go have a shot and a beer.  I couldn't say no.

I should have said no to the additional ones.

Hey bitch, don't you have some souls to destroy?

Fixed that for ya...

CT: Emp's friend might like a couple of these songs...

Top Ten Country Western Songs

10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine

9. Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few

8. If The Phone Don't Ring ... You'll Know It's Me

7. I've Missed You ... But My Aim's Improvin'

6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win

5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here

4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him

3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger

2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer

And The Number One Country & Western Song Is ...

1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass Out All Day

Well the good news is I'm too well adjusted to off myself! Guess you'll just have to stick around and obsess over me some more!

If by well adjusted you mean bitterly jealous of any female who actually looks like a female, and desperate for male attention, ok.

Hey Mello, I've got a hard one for ya! BAHAHAHA. Yeah like anyone would ever say that to YOU. You fugly she-male.

My goodness! You could cut the sexual tension here with a knife!

I give it til Thanksgiving before tricky is begging Detroit to go face down on Geek.

I've seen this before and she's like, on the cusp of butch.

Oh yeah, absolutely.

Geek you should totally eat lots of cheese and ice cream that day. Make Brook earn her ronsils.

Hey bitch, don't you have some lives to destroy?

Me? Man you know that's what I do!

I give it til Thanksgiving before tricky is begging Detroit to go face down on Geek...Geek you should totally eat lots of cheese and ice cream that day. Make Brook earn her ronsils.

Hey, when the lights are out I'd even let a troll much this box.
I'll glaze her face like an easter ham!

Yeah like anyone would ever say that to YOU. You fugly she-male.

Aww honey, that's ok. Next time try to get the guy to jizz in you, not on you. Don't worry, we'll hug it out come Thanksgiving.

If I'm gonna go down on a butchy looking he-she, he-she's got to have some redeeming qualities... which poor Geek has none of.

Aww honey, that's ok. Next time try to get the guy to jizz in you, not on you. Don't worry, we'll hug it out come Thanksgiving.

I haven't filled you all in on my latest sexual exploits, which I will not be posting about, so go right ahead and continue to think I can't get a guy to jizz in me.

This may help.

my latest sexual exploits, which I will not be posting about

God has answered my prayers! Praise Jesus name!

my latest sexual exploits, which I will not be posting about

God has answered my prayers! Praise Jesus name!

Immediate current thought. Lucas and Brook stopped posting after said NYC visit --> Brook hinting at some action --> Picture of feet appears online

In all seriousness, I think compared to what Brook and Luke are doing, they are having much more of a metaphorical "cry fest".