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Lately I seem to be developing a thing, over-burdensome carnal urges, towards slender Asian girls.  Yet I can only see this ending in my crying in a corn field as I shift with a shovel the Earth about frail xanthodermic frames rendered cold and graceless by unfortunate circumstance.


Current Thoughts(Read 767828 times)
Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2100 on: August 14, 2009, 10:00:43 AM
It's ok dear, we'll stop having cerebral discussions when you're in the room...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2101 on: August 14, 2009, 10:05:26 AM
I think they hire more graphic artists.

ha ha ha ha ha   Good one!

"what" was in response to this. because it was neither funny, nor a particularly "good call".

Hire, or do they have more graphic artist Mac nerds lining up to blow Steve Jobs?

this was funny and clever (and also possibly true).



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2102 on: August 14, 2009, 02:21:16 PM
I think they hire more graphic artists.

ha ha ha ha ha   Good one!

"what" was in response to this. because it was neither funny, nor a particularly "good call".

Hire, or do they have more graphic artist Mac nerds lining up to blow Steve Jobs?

this was funny and clever (and also possibly true).

WHAT?

Sasha's was first, fast and FUNNY!  You had to actually think to get it, and i like that!
A Mobius Strip
IS Infinity



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2103 on: August 14, 2009, 04:08:16 PM
CT: I fucking hate stupid condescending homophobic bitches who talk over you. and on top of that don't realize they're stupid, condescending, or homophobic.


you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2104 on: August 14, 2009, 05:01:37 PM
I hate homophobia in general.

My parents are homophobic, I think.

I'm fairly certain they thought I was gay at one point.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2105 on: August 14, 2009, 09:57:50 PM
CT: I fucking hate stupid condescending homophobic bitches who talk over you. and on top of that don't realize they're stupid, condescending, or homophobic.

Have you given up on the cock and decided your future lies with the clam?



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2106 on: August 15, 2009, 02:51:09 PM
I think they hire more graphic artists.

ha ha ha ha ha   Good one!

"what" was in response to this. because it was neither funny, nor a particularly "good call".

Hire, or do they have more graphic artist Mac nerds lining up to blow Steve Jobs?

this was funny and clever (and also possibly true).

WHAT?

Sasha's was first, fast and FUNNY!  You had to actually think to get it, and i like that!


What?
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2107 on: August 15, 2009, 03:34:45 PM
CT: Yesterday was Janmashtami. Happy Birthday Krishna...



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2108 on: August 15, 2009, 04:30:30 PM
I hate homophobia in general.

My parents are homophobic, I think.

I'm fairly certain they thought I was gay at one point.

Wait, you aren't?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2109 on: August 15, 2009, 04:56:24 PM
...Sure.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2110 on: August 15, 2009, 04:58:59 PM
Cool, how about anal while you're pretending you're straight for the parents?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2111 on: August 15, 2009, 05:05:48 PM
Well, anal is a very straight thing to do....



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2112 on: August 15, 2009, 06:58:05 PM
I actually have no idea how to reply to that statement ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2113 on: August 15, 2009, 08:40:44 PM
hahaha pwndSTFU



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2114 on: August 16, 2009, 01:20:03 AM
I think they hire more graphic artists.

ha ha ha ha ha   Good one!

"what" was in response to this. because it was neither funny, nor a particularly "good call".

Hire, or do they have more graphic artist Mac nerds lining up to blow Steve Jobs?

this was funny and clever (and also possibly true).

WHAT?

Sasha's was first, fast and FUNNY!  You had to actually think to get it, and i like that!


What?

I wasn't trying to be funny, I don't think??


CT- Had super fun last night for once.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2115 on: August 16, 2009, 03:12:38 AM
CT - Odd night at work ...
Having a drink and will "melt" in a few ...
(Hopefully)
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2116 on: August 16, 2009, 03:20:07 AM
CT-  I'm working right now too, and ever since I told this one security guard that I do not and will not ever date him, he just comes into the shared office, that he isn't even supposed to be in, and sits.  I then told him that I could do my job duties, when he just started doing them for me out of nowhere, and he said, "what the hell, on the rag or something?", which is the same fucking thing he says every time I'm not super nice to him.  I told him that he was a rude ignorant ass and if he wanted to constantly have the period conversation, the next time he brings it up I will shove a tampon in my snatch in front of him, pull it out, and then prove to him that I don't have my period five times a month.  That finally made him leave.


EDIT-  I think that I will probably get in trouble for all of this now.  I hate when guys try to get revenge on you for not wanting them.  It's fucking sexist.  Wouldn't surprise me if he bashed me in the back of the head and raped me at this point to get what he wants.  He loves talking about the size of my tits and my lack of ass all the time, to my face, even though I just say, "uh gross", in response.  Cocksucker.
« Last Edit: August 16, 2009, 06:52:40 AM by 13chemicals »



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2117 on: August 16, 2009, 03:42:33 AM
CT - Sasha's totally on the rag.
Go to these sites, and don't forget to tell your friends!
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2118 on: August 16, 2009, 03:44:56 AM
CT-  I wish, because then I could leave bloody hand prints on your car door handle.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2119 on: August 16, 2009, 03:55:17 AM
I'd just spray them down with bleach and hope nobody found the hooker I couldn't remember murdering.
Go to these sites, and don't forget to tell your friends!
KimboFever.com
MyWebTrash.com
d00dj00sux0r.com



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2120 on: August 16, 2009, 03:57:43 AM
I really wanna quote the last 4 or so posts for the quotebox, but I can't be assed to do it at the moment ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2121 on: August 16, 2009, 04:47:59 AM
I'd just spray them down with bleach and hope nobody found the hooker I couldn't remember murdering.

It'd take an army of krapsnas to murder me.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2122 on: August 16, 2009, 01:07:04 PM
 I wouldn't be so sure of that. He has daughters.

Men with daughters can get pretty angry.

It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2123 on: August 16, 2009, 01:13:25 PM
CT: I think the people whose Internetz I'm stealing may notice soon and put a password oni it.

I actually have no idea how to reply to that statement ...
Now you know how I feel to near every statement here...



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2124 on: August 16, 2009, 03:35:13 PM
My meandering, ever watch TV Sunday night and think "fuck I've gotta go to work/school tomorrow"?

Sort of like when u were 7 yrs old and didn't wanna go?
I mean I'm the boss, and I still don't wanna go LOL  :(



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2125 on: August 16, 2009, 04:18:09 PM
CT: hey ress, Piaf is never gonna join this place now.. xD



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2126 on: August 16, 2009, 04:25:04 PM
CT: hey ress, Piaf is never gonna join this place now.. xD

Would u believe it if I said we actually used to get on really well?
( prob not LOL)

She called me a motherfucker tonight in Hipedoforums...
I dunno, I can't ... well ok I *can* fathom some things...
:  )



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2127 on: August 16, 2009, 04:40:28 PM
I can believe it. I dont know what happened (as with most things) but eh, shit happens. (also, yeah, i read it).



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2128 on: August 16, 2009, 04:53:25 PM
CT: I brought my sailboat home (and now have three here) and got invited to go sailing tonight. Had to say no. Very sad.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2129 on: August 16, 2009, 05:08:47 PM
I can believe it. I dont know what happened (as with most things) but eh, shit happens. (also, yeah, i read it).

I always think people should aim to resolve their differences, or not care less and let it fade away.
Some people do neither and let things eat at them.I don't think thats a sensible approach...  :-X


CT: I brought my sailboat home (and now have three here) and got invited to go sailing tonight. Had to say no. Very sad.

:(
Yeah I remember u mentioned sailing Zoomie.Thats gonna be sthg I wanna do a bit more of in the future.
Sort of the feeling of freedom.I wanna kill my friend for selling his  Sunseeker...:  ( LOL