CT: Woah, Tonya Harding, just read her wiki page, I almost feel sorry for her.

CT: Woah, Tonya Harding, just read her wiki page, I almost feel sorry for her.

Christ, of course you don't remember that. I feel old.

CT: my fucking eyelid is twitching and won't stop. Annoying.

I dont even remember watching the sex vid!


And yeah, my eye does that too sometimes. I put it down to too much screen time although I havent a clue whether that's true.

Sorry, 'cuz i'm not sure, off the top of my head, what that is, either.

i know this:  A massage ~ full body (feels best), foot (works best), back (ALWAYS leads to killer sex), will relax you, and cure it.

Hope that helps!

I went to this baby event, when my friend was pregnant, and they were selling onsies that said, "All my mommy wanted was a back rub."  I wanted to buy it for her so bad but she said no.

Why didn't I get my 30 page paper written earlier!? Finals fucking suck and I just watched something about aliens and I can't sleep...

I thought your empowered tech-admin schtick was a full-time gig. Fuck you for misleading us

He **is** the intern!

You know what?

Lay off.

He's not like you.

Neither am i, but y'all accept my fuktard'ed-ness, right?

If we don't have ALL sorts of folks, we're just a closed community.

We NEED this, folks.  Y'ALL need this.  ME, and other folks that are different, really "out there" different.

You need to think in new ways ~ all of us do.  It's what keeps our minds open to new ideas, and new ways of looking at things, eh?

Fyre we've been fucking on Harkonnen for about 9 years now. That ain't going to change.

No shit he's not like me.  He's a fucking dork who lies.

Man, who really cares if anyone lies?  We ALL do, in certain situations, right?

Is your lie on a job app. any worse than one of his?  (And i truly AM just wEndering ~ i'm drunk, and don't want someone of us to feel this hate.)  i don't dislike him, even if he DOES lie ! it just really doesn't matter.  If he lies, it's his bad, not mine, you know?

If i come from my heart to y'all, from what truly is ME, and my big, fat truth, that's how i roll.  rofl  (i just LOVE that ~ How I Roll!)

If y'all don't, that's on you.

And the only difference it could possibly make in my life is for me to love you, and be duped by you.  But y'all won't do that to me.  My Invite person was a man who truly cared, and agape loved me.  Y'all have accepted me, 'cuz i'm ... a flower child, basically ~ honest, transparent, and a loving person.

And i DO thank y'all ~ ALL of you!

No shit he's not like me.  He's a fucking dork who lies.

How can you say that?  Have you never been a "dork who lies?"

Actually, i haven't.  i believe in truth, but i don't think Hark is a liar...  i haven't been here, that long, but he's back, and imho,

the more, the merrier!

If he's a big, fat liar, it will come out.

If he's just confused about WHAT to think, THAT will come out.

i sort of prefer to think of him as a person, that deserves respect, regardless of whether he agrees with me or not, you know?

An Academy Award?  i'm SO honored!!!

i'd like to thank my folks, for fucking and making me;

my God, for truly making me;

and EVERY one of y'all, for helping me to achieve this distinguished honor!

i couldn't have done it without y'all!!!

I like this new incarnation of Talon. He seems to have found some authority, but still hasn't got a clue

He has no authority in middle Earth unfortunately.

those pesky high elves keep holding him down. They're pussies but they don't know it yet

ct: I love it when my friend gets drunk and calls at 2am singing "What would you doOOoo for a clown dick bar?!" and hangs up on my GF...

Lets test this. What's your GF's phone number?

Our number is unlisted due to paranoia.

So how did some fuktard find it and call up,

asking what she'd do for a Clone Dick Bra?

He's one of our friends who has a "slight" drinking problem (is is according to him while he couldn't walk two steps without tripping on something)

Your friend sounds like the kind of guy who would do anything to get a piece of that dicked poon bar.

He's one of our friends who has a "slight" drinking problem (is is according to him while he couldn't walk two steps without tripping on something)

Cripes, mang.  Don't we ALL?

Of course, MOST of us wouldn't think to call up and ask that question, but...

i'm JUST about drunk enough to call EVERYONE i know,

and ask!

rofl

Meh, what's all this hideous "dont rag on people" thing I keep seeing in posts?

I dont like it. STOP BEING NICE TO EACH OTHER YOU ASSHATS!

i am sort of a monkey wrench in the works about AssHattedNess, eh?

Sorry.

Feel free to rag on me!

i'm sort of "into" S&M...

Whelp, i've drunken a bottle of rum,

Bacardi Gold,  woo hoot!

and i haven't passed out, nor needed a cat-nap.

There's a piece of a J in the cracked pipe,

and yet another, on the desk ~ can't IMAGINE where THAT came from ~

one of life's little mysteries, i suppose...

rofl

Talon is, for all intents and purposes, a more mature dumbass than he was before.

Nothing more, nothing less.

a search of the term "ball chair" yields:

http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=913.msg41367#msg41367

a search of the term "ball chair" yields:

http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=913.msg41367#msg41367

The first post shown is,

but of course,

ZOOMIE!

What a shock to my delicate system!

STOP BEING NICE TO EACH OTHER YOU ASSHATS!

I tried that for a while, then everyone decided I was a raging bitch, so now I have to be nice I guess...

edit: someone said S&M???