I only have one night off this week. No one wants to go out with me!

I find them equal. I've just actually seen Paul Revere and The Raiders in concert so the push goes to them.

Fair enough.

I think they play country shit like that because of how many of the good college football teams are in Southern or Western states. In any case, it annoys me as well.

CT: I don't even like shaking hands with strangers.  If I've known you for an hour, you definitely should not be going in for the bro-ish hug.

CT: I now know how to greet Emp when I meet him!

By slapping dicks together!

CT: I don't even like shaking hands with strangers.  If I've known you for an hour, you definitely should not be going in for the bro-ish hug.

I bear hug like a motherfucker.

I have a friend who likes to bear hug.

I recall once after a hug as soon as she leg go I fell to the floor. I was crying and laughing. Fun times.

is bear hugging the same as bear humping?

did you end up with a sticky face after?

is that why you were both laughing and crying?

Aww, you didn't '?!' at me this time.

And yes, yes, yes to your questions.

Wanna try?

i wouldnt of asked if i didnt wanna try.

told ya i was gonna start switchin it up.

Do any of you live in North Carolina?

You hit somebody while driving ?

I've hit somebody while driving.  I was driving and socked my ex in the mouth.  It was pretty funny.

Did he hit you too ?

Last night me and my roommate were watching a show on the History Channel that got us into a two-hour discussion about the viability of a meteor hitting the moon sometime around 5000 B.C. and causing global tidal shifts/waves that created the varying stories from different religions about the "great flood".  I thought that anything big enough to cause that much instability would have left a crack in the moon, but he came up with the idea of a meteor merely passing closely to the moon and affecting its gravity/rotation for a short time.

I wish I could have spent my Friday evening hanging with you guys.

Do any of you live in North Carolina?

South Carolina, here.

That's not good enough!

Stalker.

That's not good enough!

I like it further south, Miss Sasha.

She's trying to get to Raleigh, I assume.

No, I am going to Raleigh.

My sister lived in Charlotte for a couple of years.  I have absolutely nothing good to say about that place.

I have no interest in North Carolina, I have a keen interest in one of its citizens.  *wink


EDIT:  Saw Inglorious Basterds, it was pretty good.

There's a lot of burlesque troupes out here, for some reason.

Burlesque is just a reason for fat girls to wear lingerie.

Charleston:







Asheville:










These dames ain't exactly posing as dead half-asian models over the internet, if you catch my drift.

The one girl on the right at the bottom is about 1/800 as hot as the girl on the left.  My fat girls not being hot theory stands true, once again!

There's a girl on the right?

theres a fat girl in there?

im thinkin ive been here way too fuckin much today.

The girl on the right is the ghost of fat girls past.