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Quote from: bagman
If I go without blowing for two weeks, without fail I will wake up with my boxers stuck to my leg. Some sort of automatic expulsion time limit.
Was 'blowing' really the word you were looking for? Nevermind, of course it was...


Current Thoughts(Read 768122 times)
Re: Current Thoughts Reply #3420 on: October 22, 2009, 11:40:30 PM
CT: I am not wearing underwear as a groomsman in a wedding on Friday. I am just sayin`...



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #3421 on: October 23, 2009, 12:01:13 AM
CT: I am not wearing underwear as a groomsman in a wedding on Friday. I am just sayin`...

Then what are you wearing underwear as?
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #3422 on: October 23, 2009, 12:28:14 AM
A dandy veil ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #3423 on: October 23, 2009, 02:11:34 AM
a corsage
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #3424 on: October 23, 2009, 02:24:01 AM
No, I was about to start my period and instead of breaking out on my face I broke out a little on my chest area.

http://thesuperficial.com/2009/10/blake_lively_you_dont_have_to.php
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #3425 on: October 23, 2009, 03:14:35 AM
You know nothing about women Luke.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #3426 on: October 23, 2009, 07:05:56 AM
Duh.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #3427 on: October 23, 2009, 01:34:16 PM
CT:  Strung out from a speed run, smoking a Marlboro menthol, waiting for Emily to come back with tons of Kava Kava tea bags.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #3428 on: October 23, 2009, 02:24:41 PM
Ct: people better check their emails.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #3429 on: October 23, 2009, 02:43:43 PM
You know nothing about women Luke.

I don't know a millionth of one percent about anything, when it comes down to it.
« Last Edit: October 23, 2009, 02:59:14 PM by eitje »
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #3430 on: October 23, 2009, 06:26:46 PM
Well, more about females, however, I still won't disagree with you ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #3431 on: October 23, 2009, 11:38:38 PM
I slept on an old army cote last night. Best night Ive had in a long while.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #3432 on: October 24, 2009, 12:49:46 AM
Allie's gonna show up and wake me up in the morning; I guess I'm ok with that ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #3433 on: October 24, 2009, 04:33:52 AM
Tell her to wake you up by pulling on your balls

That always gets my attention.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #3434 on: October 24, 2009, 02:55:25 PM
because it hurts or because it startles you that someone, human, is actually touching your balls?



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #3435 on: October 24, 2009, 03:08:58 PM
ahaha
someone human



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #3436 on: October 24, 2009, 05:46:14 PM
No, there's other things going on with the Allie/Dave thing ...
I'll post it all soon enough ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #3437 on: October 24, 2009, 06:01:23 PM
Oh my god....




Re: Current Thoughts Reply #3438 on: October 24, 2009, 06:37:52 PM
You read thesuperficial too, huh Luke?
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #3439 on: October 25, 2009, 01:03:37 AM
Or are you just an Edison fan?



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #3440 on: October 25, 2009, 01:43:31 AM
You read thesuperficial too, huh Luke?

Heh, I wasn't going to be the first one to fess up after Lucas. I AM AN ENTHUSIAST. 



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #3441 on: October 25, 2009, 02:23:32 AM
Oh my god....



Believe me; FUCK, NO!
It's nothing like that ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #3442 on: October 25, 2009, 02:29:58 AM
You read thesuperficial too, huh Luke?

I scan it sometimes, to determine which celebrities have been naked recently.  I think the writer is mentally deficient, and they have a sickness with flash advertisements that's led me to disable flash on their site.

Heh, I wasn't going to be the first one to fess up after Lucas. I AM AN ENTHUSIAST. 

What's the problem with looking at that site?  Is it the fact that it's a gossip site?
« Last Edit: October 25, 2009, 02:31:58 AM by eitje »
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #3443 on: October 25, 2009, 06:26:19 AM
Ct: last night was good, I got beer in my eye, i got all the latest gossip about the group, and we did the YMCA outside (cuz we couldnt all do it in the living room) as well as te dance to 5 6 7 8 by steps and the hokey pokey... Ooh yeah and we sang the campfire song! From spongebob... xD



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #3444 on: October 25, 2009, 10:43:49 AM
CT: fuck the hangover.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #3445 on: October 25, 2009, 10:46:09 AM
today, for the first time ever (and by ever i mean in the last 8 months or so) i'm not incredibly hungover from having just a few cocktails the night before. woo! makin' a comeback!



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #3446 on: October 25, 2009, 10:46:20 AM
CT: Glad I came home instead of going to the after party last night.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #3447 on: October 25, 2009, 11:22:21 AM
CT: I think im in a band, again.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #3448 on: October 25, 2009, 11:58:18 AM
CT: First time sober in over a month. Looks like it's time to give it up again.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #3449 on: October 25, 2009, 12:02:27 PM
Can I be hungover if I'm still drunk?  I think I tried to eat frozen mustard greens last night since they were all over my kitchen floor.  I am assuming it was me who did this since I live alone.