Dave or me?

I'm a schlimazel beibe so why don't you harge me


12 weeks of all nighters make me something. dont know what, but it aint good.

schpook it.

@admin: either or, probaly or due to either not hitting the code as hard as or or so im lead to believe, by either.

*nods*

* Thrash cracks the bullwhip over your back *

Better than a bulldyke.

WTF are you going on about?

Yeah really, Dave. In the old days you SO would have cracked a bulldyke over his back...

No, dude, what was the name of my bullwhip on AS ....

CT-  Should I go out with zero dollars or drink the one tall boy I have in the fridge.  Life has so many tough decisions!

CT: Disabled images in google chrome, message board now safe for work instead of getting the occasional inappropriate picture.

But before you burn her house down, make sure to tie her parents up inside so they'll burn alive.
Also steal enough stuff so that you can build an alter to her. Make sure it's pretty big. If she rejects you after finding out her house has been burnt down and her parents are dead, you can rape her on the alter, then light it up and sacrifice her to Satan.

My how times have changed.

That would be a better point if you found some of the old threads on A-S where I was one of the major responsible parties for posting disturbing pictures. 

1 week until exam.... study is overrated

so are prostate exams, what ya gonna do?

keep studying kanji and hope for the best

on that note, I crammed for 7 hours today. It's time for a chilled sapporo

That would be a better point if you found some of the old threads on A-S where I was one of the major responsible parties for posting disturbing pictures. 

They all show up as little red exes, now.

I sure used to be more of a lurk back in the days apparently. The first proof of even my existence on L-G is in 05 - post undergrad and at least 2 years after joining. Heck, I had left Canada by this point.

I wana drive a grand-am car.

My friend has one; when shall I say you'll be over?

I aint leaving the country for a Pontiac.

FB is telling me to be a better friend.
=|

Seriously, you're a cunt sometimes.

BE A BETTER FRIEND.  DAMN.

none of that was said seriously.

*runs from room sobbing*

none of that was acted out seriously

I don't even have Facebook anymore.  Goodbye e-vites.

CT: I don't know how people work in an office for 50 years.  I've worked in an office for 2 and nearly quit every morning.

It's not worth all the college debt kids


In other news, Chelsea Clinton is engaged to the son of an ex-con

To be fair, I had many exciting experiences in college.  For instance, I once stayed awake a couple days in a row consuming only coffee, then on the night of the third day I sat out on the side of one of the foothills in Utah & waited for an angel to come talk to me.

yes but Zoomie also does this, and I'm pretty sure he doesn't pay for his own coffee either

CT: I don't know how people work in an office for 50 years.  I've worked in an office for 2 and nearly quit every morning.

I think it depends on the office. I've worked for the same company for more than 11 years now, sat in the same spot for more than 9 years, and I'm OK with the job I have.

But I can imagine that an office where I had to do stuff like wear shoes or whatever might get kinda lame after a while.

fuck you

yes but Zoomie also does this, and I'm pretty sure he doesn't pay for his own coffee either

What, you think the coffee fairies magically appear and refill my cup every night while I'm asleep?

I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Tulip goes shopping she buys SHIT. I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead nigger in my garage.

I would pay sooo much for a hot coffee fairy to keep me satisfied.

It wouldnt cost that much to put Dylan though a barista course.

lols

banal said something funny and coherent!