I hate him. And those shitty films he's always in, that suggest all British people are homos who wear blazers, speak French, and would run away from  a streetfight.

Say what?  High Grant can fight brah!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=An3EAUcQLUE

Yeah, for his career ...

You know what I meant. You, much like Thrash and Danzy, need a censor on your little homoerotic fantasies...

Why are you forsaking me, Judas?

Who's Katie Couric? The name makes me feel uncomfortable for some reason.

The thing I fucking hate most about fops is 1stly that theyre fags.
Secondly, its sthg that  retarded upper class foreigners want to "aspire" to.

Its as if they all meet up in Cambridge and say "I say Sebastian, my dear fellow, Im going to become secretly gay and learn the cello".

Hmmm, The Geek is ghey ...

No. Geek is transgendered. You'd know this if you'd ever experienced Geek's big, thick, veiny, hairy cock.

DamMIT!!!

All I got was a kiss!!!

FUCK!!!!!!!

CT: Probably laying off the slacker lifestyle.

You'd know this if you'd ever experienced Geek's big, thick, veiny, hairy cock.

pics?

I asked my friend Noelle if I should bring bukkake to her party tomorrow and she said, "sure bring whatever you want."

Oh, my ...

I asked my friend Noelle if I should bring bukkake to her party tomorrow and she said, "sure bring whatever you want."

I know bukkake

I asked my friend Noelle if I should bring bukkake to her party tomorrow and she said, "sure bring whatever you want."

I know bukkake firsthand! Thursdays are my day in the barrel!

I asked my friend Noelle if I should bring bukkake to her party tomorrow and she said, "sure bring whatever you want."

I would have guessed she'd know better than that.

CT:  Found:  Mini-Beagle (?) puppy, wandering the streets on the Bad Side of Town, in front of our house.  Is currently being held for ransom.

I think of him as "The Football" because when he whines?  I'd better grab, tuck and RUN with him.  lol

I asked my friend Noelle if I should bring bukkake to her party tomorrow and she said, "sure bring whatever you want."

Isn't she the bleach job who looks like a shemale?

No, that's your mom.

No, the pile of ash in the urn in Union Hill, NY would be my mom...

Burn.

In more ways than one ...

caught up with 15 folk from my year in high school last night. drinks are cheap as hell here, bought many drinks. interesting to hear what people have been doing... decisions have consequences kids

My GOD!

If we could get that many folks together,

from ALL years,

AND including the folks that went on to graduate elsewhere?

<sigh>

How does it feel to be a normal person?

Don't tell Kyle but I'm currently fucking someone I went to highschool with.

I'm pretty sure the puppy hates me and that makes me cry. i take care of her all fucking day. feed/walk and play with her and every chance she gets she pissed in my bed.
the one place i still feel safe and comforted she pisses on.

fuck my life.

Don't tell Kyle but I'm currently fucking someone I went to highschool with.

surly he wont read it here. 

Beat your dog for that or throw it in the snow to die.... also... I want Kyle to read it.  MWOAHAHAH!

I found a dog like that ~ not The Football, but a long time ago.

What's so horrible about it?  It's because they love you SO much, they're SO grateful and YOU are their comfort/safety that they just get so excited by their "passion" for you

that they squirt.

Too bad no one wants to see THAT ...

oh man.i just caught her chowing down on a turd nugget.


no moar kisses fer her!

In more ways than one ...

"HELP! HELP! SOMEONE SAVE ME! SOMEONE CALL CAPTAIN OBVIOUS! CAPTA... oh there you are!"

i spent a summer fucking someone I went to highschool with. Blonde, fit & batshit crazy

Beat your dog for that or throw it in the snow to die.... also... I want Kyle to read it.  MWOAHAHAH!

I live in Oregon. That part that doesn't get snow!

Throw it in a body of water off of a bridge.... the woods.... a ditch.... rocks could be useful in this situation.... there is always the pound as a last resort.

Very nice. Yet, I'm a jerk for wanting to strangle Sarah MacLachlan with her own entrails...