Hmmm

   
Ian: code for a hot guy. cannot be used in the case of females.
example: oh my god emma, ian at 3 o'clock!
 
by emily allen Apr 28, 2007 share this

I think this was inspired by my last Philly visit

2. Ian: The kind of guy that will set your entire house on fire if he gets bored.
I wanted to get out of her house because Ian was over there.

example: peter wiggin cigarette burn fire philly explosion voice brother love
by brotherlylove Aug 23, 2008 share this

This is clearly bullshit

3. ian: conversational climax; a mind orgasm
I had an ian due to all of the fabulous witty banter!

The rubix cube gave me an ian.

This is closer to the mark

4.    ian: a charismatic, if slightly nutty, male. has little regard for the opinions of others. can see through the walls that people build.

example: kirby: i'm bored stiff.

alex: don't worry, i'm calling an ian.

This one absolutely true

10.    Ian: Sex position when the man inserts the nose into the womans vagina while holding a slab of meat (preferably beef) in the left hand and a star wars action figure in the right
'Do the Ian!'

Regional variations include a rack of lamb and vending machine hentai figures.

I love Urban Dictionary.

CT:  Could a grown man crawl inside a whale vagina?  Also, would getting hit point blank in the face by whale ejaculate cause any injury?  Such as broken neck, drowning, or self-loathing?

CT:  It is BY FAR too early to be reading Danzig's CT's

that was a mere 3 on the LG scale...

I think Danzig is planning a trip to see the whales.  Stay where you are and stand outside of a Curves.  Free vacation and you could possibly find out if you fit inside of a whale's vagina.

I love Ian.
Ian is all.
No one truly understiands my love for Ian.

I'd be careful with your crush.  Ian's girlfriend can beat skinny girls up.  I have first hand experience with this.

CT:  The Football rolled out into the road, and the ONE frickin' car that passed by on the street in an hour managed to smash him, flat.

Dear was going outside to do something, the Little Dog was afraid he was Going Somewhere, without HER, so she zipped out, with The Football in hot pursuit.  For the first, and as it turned out, LAST, time in his life, he decided to see what this pavement ribbon was all about.

Poor little Football.  RIP.

Damn. Sorry. That sucks. You want mine?

Only if you're sending it Special Delivery!  {kissie smootchie face}

Nh. I'd bring him myself.

CT:  Could a grown man crawl inside a whale vagina?

if you're goiiiiiiiiiiiing
to Saaaaaan Diiiiiiegoooooo...

Poor little Football.  RIP.

Sorry to hear that, yo.

CT:  Could a grown man crawl inside a whale vagina?  Also, would getting hit point blank in the face by whale ejaculate cause any injury?  Such as broken neck, drowning, or self-loathing?

I don't really see you as loathing any experiment ...

Poor little Football.  RIP.

Sorry to hear that, yo.

Nh. I'd bring him myself.

And THAT, in a nutsac, is Special Delivery!  


Yeah, he was a special little puppy-dude, and his life was ALL sweetness and happiness, from his mother to us.  He had a good life, and we would have given that to him for EVER how long he was with us.

As emotional as I am?  I can definitely let go.  The reason I can let go?  I gave all I could, and did the best I knew how.  He knew I loved him, and I knew he worshiped me.  It could have been for years, or, like it was, just weeks, but I put everything I had into each day, and somehow, that makes it alright.

No, I'm not gonna say it ...

You don't have to!

ZOOMER said he'd CUM!!!  YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYy!!!

AND

he didn't ask to "borrow" any Viagra!


Hey!  Come to think of it ...   Danzig?  Any market for such?  Might be smokable ...  Just saying.

When you do that it only makes your nose grow ...

Depending upon how thick and long it grows,

he might have quite the future IN Crotchless Panties ...

This is to certify that the person named above has passed the Japanese Language Proficiency Test given in December 2009...

Nice mugshot there, serial killer...

arielle.looney can barely post in English, so I'm not thinking you are meaning her ...

Correct.

17 years in the making. I'm stoked, going to have some Whisky now.

It took 17 years to learn it?
Wow ...

It took that long for me to stop being lazy and take the test

Oh, but not to learn it altogether?
I was gonna say, I heard it's hard to learn, however, I didn't think it was that damn hard ...

No kidding.

What's the thang about you watch your watch, and if it's X seconds, you opt for, like, A between 0 -14; B between 15-29; etc.

BUTT

You ALWAYS select NONE of the above or ALL of the above if even ONE is true/false.

Hey.

I haven't, like, exposed my TRUE inner self with this, have I?  The genius that is Moi, that is!  ROFLMFAO!!!

Congrats! I need to take one of those in german....

I'm at the top of the mountain for gaijin. Next up I'm off to writing classes aimed at locals.

I heard the writing is unbearably tough ...
.. IWO, it's a lot easier to learn to speak, and possibly read, then it is to write