Nah, the weed tends to help my mood more than anything. That coke thing is totally true though, it's one of the many reasons I very rarely partake anymore. Same goes for E.

She needs to learn how to take drugs and alcohol?

I didnt think it was that hard.

nvm

T G I F

It's 'cause he won't root butt ...

If she leaves because you won't put it in her butt she's a dirty, dirty girl and you can do better.

Check this out:

If she leaves because you won't put it in her,

but she's a dirty, dirty girl and ...

You can do better.

CT-  Since I don't have any kids I got something better than a card for Mother's Day.  I got big hard cock.

Which can blast millions of sperm up in your baby maker, that can make a baby or two... Maybe even three at one time.

CT: I can hold my dick with my right hand to pee again.  Wrist & grip are still too weak to use it to wank, though.

WTF man did you injure yourself while over half naked sitting in the kiddie pool?

CT-  Since I don't have any kids I got something better than a card for Mother's Day.  I got big hard cock.

Hey everyone, Sasha had sex. Break out the champagne and roses for this one.

Check this out:
If she leaves because you won't put it in her,
she's a dirty, dirty girl and ...
You can do better.

Daddy, you hear this?
(although she's not a dirty girl, but still ...)

CT-  Since I don't have any kids I got something better than a card for Mother's Day.  I got big hard cock.

Hey everyone, Sasha had sex. Break out the champagne and roses for this one.

Sounds like someone wants to party.

Sort of intently I"d say. hehehehehe

I miss partying. Downside of marrying a non-drinker is that getting wasted and fucking in a jello paddle-pool on the porch is a thing of the past

Well, does she have to be drunk for that to happen?
(Hell, do you, for that matter?)

Check this out:
If she leaves because you won't put it in her,
she's a dirty, dirty girl and ...
You can do better.

Daddy, you hear this?
(although she's not a dirty girl, but still ...)

The thought did cross my mind.

CT: I started a beginner level Japanese class today. If and when I have my transplant, I'll have about six weeks out of work, so I am getting a jump start on basic Japanese. One of my coworkers who has a degree in Japanese asked why did I even bother doing that. When I replied with, "If and when I do go, I don't want to be a rude visitor and at least make an effort in their native tongue.

To which he replied, "You'are a white American. You'll be a god over there. You won't need to know the language."

Hell, if that's the case, I'm moving next year.

You're a white American and the Japanese are so polite that even if you deserve public castration for being a total jackass they'll simply say nothing, ask you a couple of meaningless questions about your hometown to change the topic and never speak to you again after that. As a westerner you'll likely interpret this as passiveness or "western-worship", whereas in Japan it's something different, changing or dropping a topic mid-way signals both that a) I have no respect or interest in what you say and b) I've just shown you up to the whole group as a shithead. Calling someone out engages them at some level and it implies egotism on the Japanese side, whereas pretending they never spoke is a dismissal of the sum of their character.

there

They guy who I was talking to was born in Hong Kong, if that colors his comments at all.

You're a white American and the Japanese are so polite that even if you deserve public castration for being a total jackass they'll simply say nothing, ask you a couple of meaningless questions about your hometown to change the topic and never speak to you again after that. As a westerner you'll likely interpret this as passiveness or "western-worship", whereas in Japan it's something different, changing or dropping a topic mid-way signals both that a) I have no respect or interest in what you say and b) I've just shown you up to the whole group as a shithead. Calling someone out engages them at some level and it implies egotism on the Japanese side, whereas pretending they never spoke is a dismissal of the sum of their character.

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Amen, my brother!

And shouldn't it be like that, EVERYWHERE?  Why DO we have to "Get Up Into Peep's Faces?"

THAT philosophy, though I only have a SHRED of a piece to hold onto and try to build upon, is what I think of Nirvana/Atlantis/that other place in the Tibetan mountains in that really famous book that, CRAP, I can't remember the name of, but all anyway.

THAT is savior faire, proper etiquette, the Creme de la Creme of Social Grace.

It's really too bad that we can't, as human beans, look at ALL different societies, and do a Master List of who figured out how to do to What, the PERFECT way,

and THEN,

adopt those mores!

Let us look at history to see what DID work, and wtf DIDN't, you know?  And then, do the things that WORK, and leave all these crap ideas behind, where they BELONG, 'cuz: Sorry, Charlie ~ Not ALL Tuna Gets To Be Starkist!  And if it Started Out as a FUKTARD Idea?  Odds are it will end in disaster.

I'm not much into disaster, myself.

fucking in a pool of jello has yeast infection written all over it.

Is this a Voice of Experience?

roflmfao!!!

I've never done it.  Too lazy to make THAT much Jello, I suppose...



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Not To SPEAK Of:

WTF kind of refrigerators do you folks have?!?

I mean, we usually have SOME food, and plenty of beverages, in ours.

OMG!!!  Is it COLD when you Dive In?  'Cuz isn't that just the littlest bit emBAREassing to the manfolk?

I cant say ive indulged for sugar + vagina = raging yeast infection
no thanks!

When we were in Japan I felt like an a-hole for not knowing basic Japanese sayings.  I recommend learning as much as you can before you go, and I recommend fucking in a pool full on jello before your transplant.

Are you volunteering for Special Forces?

'Cuz if I could?  I'd fucking PAY you to!


Oh, yeah.  But you'd HAVE to do what I wanted you to do to him ~

doggie style;

a DECENT BJ. that he could Write Home About;

maybe take him to the zoo and get him HIGH...

Like that.

PIX would be a MUST, needless to say.

When we were in Japan I felt like an a-hole for not knowing basic Japanese sayings.  I recommend learning as much as you can before you go, and I recommend fucking in a pool full on jello before your transplant.

In Japan, if you just TRY to understand,

they will Help you!

I didn't speak fluent Japanese.  Just a few phrases.  ALL of the school kids wanted to practice their ENGLISH with Americans, 'cuz it was a required course in their HIGH SCHOOLS.

I lucked out, folks.  I was in the Right Place, at the Right Time.  I loved the Japanese and they seemed to love me, back.

I refused to steal from them; I refused to lie to them; I chose to enjoy something I never would have seen nor known about, if they hadn't been willing to share some of it with me.

You can't try to hide from reality,

even if it isn't YOUR exact concept of such,

when you're living in someone else's Now.

THAT's what being a "foreigner" means.

I think I'm to the point of blatherind...

I just hold this romantic thang about how it might be if ALL of us lived in certain parts of THAT reality.

On Loaded-gun, if you just TRY to understand,

they will Help you!

On Loaded-gun, if you just TRY to understand,

they will Help you!

The word "help" can be interpreted in so many ways