Oh guess what's being delivered to this nigger here?!?!  FISH AND CHIPS BITCH, WITH EXTRA TARTAR AND A 2 LITER OF BARQS, BANG!

I can't believe you are praising White Castle burgers - they squirt em out of a bleeding tube!!
In-n-Out FTW

In-n-out... greatest franchise name ever.

We don't have those up here, but I'm never opposed to the ol' in-out in-out.

what about a spot of ultra-violence?

That would be real horrorshow.

Wasn't there some A-S/L-G user named horrorx something or other?

Wasn't there some A-S/L-G user named horrorx something or other?

Some guy named.....uh, wasn't it Joe?  Joe Mawm?

Excuse me, I'm really tired.

Where's Mr Bell?

It's ShockHorrorX and Mr. Bell has the funny anus eyes ....

here's a pic of us from January in the USPS museum in DC (pic taken by grady!):

You look like mother-daughter ...

Three things I wanted to post last night but was too mind-numbingly stoned to type out before you fuckers would have another response up:

Firstly: I like cockroaches better than centipedes but about the same as spiders. Really there are two factors that weigh into it for me. Speed and leg length. Harvestmen are srelatively slow and all, but their legs are too much for me. Centipedes on the other hand have tiny legs, but they are blindingly fast. Number of legs does nothing but improve the situation in my opinion. I love millipedes, isopods, and crustaceans. Centipedes, though, are truly horrifying. It's videos like this that make me cringe:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoXfYvoUsxg
(OK, actually tendency to swarm also is a big negative. Hence my great distaste for earwigs, and further support for my dislike of roaches, and harvestmen.)

Secondly: Burger king is still amazing and yes I am a child. Fish and chips is also quite good. The best I ever had were cooked for me by an ex, and they were made from orange roughie. Absolutely marvelous. I only had whitecastle once and it was in Alabama. That's the only time I've met a person who was speaking English to me that I couldn't understand a word of.

Thirdly: I'm way too picky to be counting the number of chicks I've bedded in the 50s. That's mad. I don't think I've met 20 chicks who've met my exacting standards. I mean maybe if I'm drunk and it's a one-night thing that I feel ashamed about the next day, but 50? At that point I'd be reconsidering my game plan. Then again, these are Northern East Coast statistics. Other parts of the world may be hotter than here.

What's my white castle story?

The only reason centipedes aren't as scary as roaches to me is that they can't fly. They're a close 2nd though... the ones we have here are fucking HUGE, often 10" long or a little more, and I can actually vouch for the fact that being bitten by one is not something you wanna do.

I'm not fond of locusts either. Except for Zorak, of course.

orange roughie

Was it bloated? No, no... wait... was it sun-bloated?

Three things I wanted to post last night but was too mind-numbingly stoned to type out before you fuckers would have another response up:

Firstly: I like cockroaches better than centipedes but about the same as spiders. Really there are two factors that weigh into it for me. Speed and leg length. Harvestmen are srelatively slow and all, but their legs are too much for me. Centipedes on the other hand have tiny legs, but they are blindingly fast. Number of legs does nothing but improve the situation in my opinion. I love millipedes, isopods, and crustaceans. Centipedes, though, are truly horrifying. It's videos like this that make me cringe:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoXfYvoUsxg
(OK, actually tendency to swarm also is a big negative. Hence my great distaste for earwigs, and further support for my dislike of roaches, and harvestmen.)

I agree with the leg length and speed thing.  Like spider scare the living FUCK out of me but for some reason I think the little teeny jumping spiders are adorable.  Centipedes are indeed freaky, millipedes are cute.  I stray from harvestmen and cellar spiders but I can handle them because they are pretty damn slow and easy to kill.  I like to grab live crabs in the ocean and put them on my head so that tells you how scared I am of crustaceans.  And I adore woodlice, I like to make them my pets.  And they rock cuz they're fucking terrestrial crustaceans with gills.  Oh and mayflies make awesome pets too.  When they are breeding in the summer just grab them gently by the wings and put them on your shirt and you have a little pet. 

This is a common site here in Maine during a few summer days:

Was it bloated? No, no... wait... was it sun-bloated?

Bahaha. Wasn't that the one where Zorak eats his nephew?

I agree with the leg length and speed thing.  Like spider scare the living FUCK out of me but for some reason I think the little teeny jumping spiders are adorable.  Centipedes are indeed freaky, millipedes are cute.  I stray from harvestmen and basement spiders but I can handle them because they are pretty damn slow and easy to kill.  I like to grab live crabs in the ocean and put them on my head so that tells you how scared I am of crustaceans.  And I adore woodlice, I like to make them my pets.  And they rock cuz they're fucking terrestrial crustaceans with gills.  Oh and mayflies make awesome pets too.  When they are breeding in the summer just grab them gently by the wings and put them on your shirt and you have a little pet. 

Danzig, I think this is the most I've ever agreed with your every word. Down to the secret reason for loving woodlice/isopods.

"Zorak, where's Raymond?"

"I... I devoured him."

"That's barbaric! ...is there any left?"

What's my white castle story?

wasn't it you whose friend texted them in the middle of the night, having just watched harold and kumar, exclaiming, "there's no fucking white castle in cherry hill!"

You look like mother-daughter ...

I'm guessing I look like the mother. Soooo sorry I didn't get all fancied up for my family fun day in DC with C and grady. I was going for comfort more than anything. Coupled with only getting a few hours of sleep that night... hahaha

Doormouse- Northeast chicks are hot! And I'm not just saying that cuz C & I live here. ha. But for real, NYC chicks are super hot!

I didn't say it with malice; I just posted what I initially thought ....

Doormouse- Northeast chicks are hot! And I'm not just saying that cuz C & I live here. ha. But for real, NYC chicks are super hot!

Some of them are. I tell you I have very exacting standards. There are plenty of chicks I can say "ok she's certainly classically hot" about, but I'm not ready to jump in the sack with them unless I know I'll still be pinching myself about it years later. Obviously if I'm shit drunk that's a different story, but I'm rarely that drunk any more these days.
Also you and C have nothing to do with it. I always speak "present company excluded." That's a firm rule. Obviously I only associate with the hottest of people so it goes without saying. I'm not here to stroke any egos.

Maine chicks.....bleh.  Do not want.  Though tricky scares me more than most chicks here.

You scare me too! As in, if I saw you walking down the sidewalk, I'd cross the street.

You scare me too! As in, if I saw you walking down the sidewalk, I'd cross the street.

Yeah I'd probably think "Might be fun to bang but I wouldn't be proud to show her off to anyone."

You on the other hand I'd be TOTALLY proud to show off. I'd be like, "Mom, dad, this is Danzig. He's overweight, unattractive, a drug addict, jobless, probably never went to college, and lives with his dad, but I sure am proud to show him off to my friends!" 

here's a pic of us from January in the USPS museum in DC (pic taken by grady!):

I kind of wish I didn't know this was the USPS museum. I prefer to think Carolyn was driving through a shopping mall. Or on the linoleum roads of wherever-the-fuck NJ. Not to repeat myself excessively, but where in NJ are you guys anyway? North? Middle? South? I just visited AC yesterday to deliver some money to the Tropicana. And Carolyn, did you go to law school here?

You on the other hand I'd be TOTALLY proud to show off. I'd be like, "Mom, dad, this is Danzig. He's overweight, unattractive, a drug addict, jobless, probably never went to college, and lives with his dad, but I sure am proud to show him off to my friends!" 

You don't have to flatter me, tricksy.

They're in North Jersey. $1000 and I'll show you where they sleep at night.

I used to have the key to a friend's apartment when I was in undergrad. We were next door neighbors and shared a huge balcony. She sublet to some friends one summer and told them that if they ever locked themselves out or whatever that the y should call me because I had a spare. Eventually I became friends with the subletters and they asked me why I had a key to her place. I told them it was part of an agreement between us because I liked to come in quietly some nights and watch her sleep. They didn't ask me any follow ups on the issue so I forgot all about it. Just last year this friend got married and at her wedding she told me how freaked out I'd made her subletting friends. Apparently they were a pretty humorless crew.

I rather like that story. Good show.

si, i was in dublin fourth of july weekend (and most recently presidents' day weekend, i really take advantage of our holidays here!)  that was so awesome that time we met up in dublin.  i love telling people i learned to roll cigs with a bookie in a london pub. HOT.

Missed this before...

We were in Dublin June 24th - 27th, had a fuckin' blast. I'm kind of glad we weren't randomly there at the same time as you cuz it would suck to find that out now and not have hung out.

Also, for what it's worth I haven't had a single puff of tobacco (except blunts, which don't count) since February 8th '07. Go me!