adorable dress, katie. I love polka dots!

While I agree, I simultaneously am appalled and disturbed by your sudden nicety to all the females on this board. I am used to the completely indifferent/ subtly holier-than-thou Mello, the I'm not obviously a bitch, but I really am a bitch Mello. So now there's a different approach- treat every female on this board like they are your BFF. It's like a game of chess! Also, your threads have been likened to those that a 65 year old mother would start.

I'm not really sure what my point is here. Back to your regularly scheduled thread.

you just logged in to remind us that you're insecure?

I'm not insecure.

I logged in because I was feeling a bit bored.

....


I love you too, Emp. 

I'm just playing hard to get since all the other boys throw themselves at you!

Ahha. I know what you're doing. You live close and you worry cuz I could possibly find you and rape you.

Sorry guys! Guess tricky is feeling down on herself and wants to log in and follow me around again!

She doesn't need me to defend her but I've always seen her as a totally equal opportunity ballbuster.

So yeah, some insecurity there.

If you can find me, you can rape me!

If you can find me, you can rape me!

Joy, he's got red hair. He's easy enough to find.

I'm easy to find too; I even have posted schedules ...

Joy I have red hair too and no one EVAR finds me.

Shoots that theory fulla holes...

If you can find me, you can rape me!

Well, well, well. Is that a challenge?

I'm easy to find too; I even have posted schedules ...

It wouldn't be a challenge to find Dave. He makes it so easy that blind, deaf, dumb woman can find him..

.... and, in fact, do!

...

As long as no one pays C (or if Grady remembers it) to reveal my address, it would probably be moderately difficult to find me.

The difficulty's compounded by the fact that nobody's looking!

There's always that as well ...

Besides, I didn't know they registered foxhole numbers with the USPS ...

<dave chapelle voice>Polka dots? That's semen baby!</dave chapelle voice>

Hahaha I totally heard that in his voice!

As long as no one pays C (or if Grady remembers it) to reveal my address, it would probably be moderately difficult to find me.

I could find you, I reckon. I'd just have to find out from Saints & Sinners if they remembered a fellow named Emperor, last name Reagan, and if he left an address. That is your real name, right?

And I'm by far the easiest person to find of anyone on this board. Walk into just about any bar in Antigua and ask if anyone knows Si, and within minutes you'd likely have my number and/or directions to my house. This doesn't worry me much cuz a) I have no enemies that I know of, and b) if I did they'd have to get to Antigua to find me anyway.

I think it would be rather hard for anyone on this board to find out where I am because they'll need to get onto HF for that... Or befriend me.

Hm. Maybe it wouldn't be so hard.

<dave chapelle voice>Polka dots? That's semen baby!</dave chapelle voice>

Hahaha I totally heard that in his voice!

me too.

I think it would be rather hard for anyone on this board to find out where I am because they'll need to get onto HF for that... Or befriend me.

Hm. Maybe it wouldn't be so hard.

You told me where you live ...
I've done it with less info ...

Thing is, I have no desire; sorry ...

You told me where you live ...
I've done it with less info ...

Thing is, I have no desire; sorry ...

haha.. I don't want you to have a desire.

I've said which County I'm in, I have no problem with that. I'm talking about which town.

I'm sure the smell would narrow down the location.

You know ....

I'm sure the smell would narrow down the location.

The trail of sandwiches and curry.

Curry squirts aren't fun ....
... but the are entertaining!

Last night:

Tig ol bitties.

That beer looks really tasty.

Brooklyn Lager and a shot of Powers, my poisons of choice for the evening. 

It looks like it was working.