Kyle, speaking from the fellow balding man club, growing hair on your face does not compensate for losing it elsewhere.  You look like a homeless man without joy.  Lose the flannel, lose the beard, comb your hair, smile more.

Nick, she's right you need to iron that shirt and get a better looking tie.  That photo looks like every photo I've ever seen of myself in a shirt and tie, and I usually always need the same advice because I either don't iron or do it terribly, and most of my ties are pretty awful.  Also it looks like you just blew your nose on your plate, which was the first thing I noticed in the picture before I even saw your apparel.

Meh, leave him alone; he's still outclassed most of our pics, dress-wise, and had a good dinner to boot ...
SIDE NOTE: NEXT TIME iron your shit ...

kthx; carry on ...

Kyle, speaking from the fellow balding man club, growing hair on your face does not compensate for losing it elsewhere.  You look like a homeless man without joy.  Lose the flannel, lose the beard, comb your hair, smile more.

Nick, she's right you need to iron that shirt and get a better looking tie.  That photo looks like every photo I've ever seen of myself in a shirt and tie, and I usually always need the same advice because I either don't iron or do it terribly, and most of my ties are pretty awful.  Also it looks like you just blew your nose on your plate, which was the first thing I noticed in the picture before I even saw your apparel.

Ok, Mr. Metrosexual. Actually, I've been getting into fashion myself -- it feels good to look good. I am totally not afraid to admit it.
Add a little class into your life. 

I love crown and coke.


I smile frequently, but not often for a camera.


Also, you know what I hate? Pleats and fat ties. Why are fat ties all the rage these days?

It is better to look good than to feel good ...

... you all know the rest of the quote; I'm not sayin' it!

Here I am, in Washington, DC!  That was...  1 year ago?  2?


Here's Zoomie, ALSO in Washington, DC!  ALSO 1 or 2 years ago.


Here's a close-up of my dog arthur!  Definitely 1 years ago.


And here is the Philly Rape Barn.


Here I am again (last year).


Here's Zoomie being gay for sailing.


Here's lucky being gay for dogs.  ALSO, Emp's legs and feet.

Also, you know what I hate? Pleats and fat ties. Why are fat ties all the rage these days?

Fat ties have always been the sweetness. I discovered this in like 5th grade. Pleats? Well you certainly have a point there, unless you mean pleated skirts on chicks because that I can be amused by. But pleated mens pants. Oh god no.

I like skinny ties for the same reason that Sinatra did, because I'm short and they create the illusion that I'm taller.

Kyle, speaking from the fellow balding man club, growing hair on your face does not compensate for losing it elsewhere.  You look like a homeless man without joy.  Lose the flannel, <b>lose the beard</b>, comb your hair, smile more.

Finally! I'm not the only one!

Nick, despite the tie (which I don't think is terrible) you're super cute. Wanna cyber? a/s/l?

Kyle, speaking from the fellow balding man club, growing hair on your face does not compensate for losing it elsewhere.  You look like a homeless man without joy.  Lose the flannel, lose the beard, comb your hair, smile more.

Finally! I'm not the only one!

I think at this point I'm the only one backing Bagman's sense of fashion.

...but check this out, I've got statistics on my side. He's having sex with a living woman looking like this and she puddles love-secretions on his chest and tells him his twinkle stick is the best thing since curly fries. Boom. That's proof right there. The Bagman formula is success wrapped in a Jewish banker's cowl.

Don't get me wrong, i love facial hair - just the right kind!

I recommend this moustache to bagman:

you can make it really authentic by developing typhoid!

That is a snazzy look, I highly recommend that all the men here go for that style!

you can make it really authentic by developing typhoid!

And by having a hydrocephalic skull.

I can barely grow enough facial hair to cover my chin. I'm like some facial hair impaired freak.

On the plus side, I only need to shave once a week.

I'm rocking the mustache these days. It looks pretty silly, but what the fuck. I'm a student so I can afford to look ridiculous. If I need to shaving it off is a pretty simple procedure. You chicks missed out on the whole facial hair thing. It's fun to change styles.

I'm rocking the mustache these days. It looks pretty silly, but what the fuck. I'm a student so I can afford to look ridiculous. If I need to shaving it off is a pretty simple procedure. You chicks missed out on the whole facial hair thing. It's fun to change styles.

not all chicks miss out on it. thankfully, i'm mostly naturally devoid of all body hair and what little i do have is blonde so i don't have to deal with moustache woes. but i do grow the occasional stray chin hair and i have a few friends who have to wax or bleach their upper lips every few weeks..

If I had facial hair, I'd let it grow out really long and have a JD Samson look going on.

>> WTF is that? <<

It could ba a cat standing on it's hind legs playing with something or one of those little dogs, I've seen them walk around like that for short distances.

beards are awesome.

beards are awesome.

You know who would look good with a beard? Roy. swooooon

beards are awesome.

You know who would look good with a beard? Roy. swooooon

Roy Rodgers?

No, this guy that C and I have a huge crush on. He has a girlfriend though. *sigh*

I can barely grow enough facial hair to cover my chin. I'm like some facial hair impaired freak.

On the plus side, I only need to shave once a week.

Dude, me too!

I recall a certain someone mocking me as General Burnside.

My beard keeps her mouth shut if she knows what's good for her.

I like how mine turned out to be fierce red. Had no idea before growing it out.



Enough beard talk. I want to see more pictures of tricky, and mello, and psycho, and punkallstar, and the real hip. And I guess Sasha.

Let's talk bearded clams.

It's because your mom had some redhead in her. And she liked it.

I can't grow a mustache for shit. I mean, I have seen 14 year olds with more upper lip hair than me.  It's so thin that if I let it grow it is not even thick enough to look like one of those gross mustaches.  I can grow a beard pretty well though.  My body is pretty damn hairless.  So apparently the ladies like that.

It's because your mom had some redhead in her. And she liked it.

Holy shit, it's true.



The beard and mustache, and the fucking FLANNEL!