Run my fat little sausage, run.

OMG!!!  i am ROFL PEEING MY PANTALONE"s!

I just noticed your Conan reference:

Crush your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentation of the women... best line from the movie... but it's also the only line from the movie.

Oh...

sorry


sort of...


Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - 06. The Weeping Song

Enough of that:

You know what?

White sand looks pretty, but it's sand.  Like sandpaper?  Like granules that get under your toe nails and into those "hard to reach" areas...

If you'd like your cock sandpapered, i have Lowe's number on speed dial...

I wish I lived near an ocean.  I like to walk on the beach, even though it's a pain in the ass.

I wish I lived near an ocean.  I like to walk on the beach, even though it's a pain in the ass.

IT'S THAT COCONUT SHELL BRA, dude!!!

When I go swimming at Barton Springs here I go topless, because it's legal.  However, it doesn't stop guys from staring in gaping awe like they've never seen boobs before.

When I go swimming at Barton Springs here I go topless, because it's legal.  However, it doesn't stop guys from staring because looking at tits is fun

When I go swimming at Barton Springs here I go topless, because it's legal.  However, it doesn't stop guys from staring in gaping awe like they've never seen boobs before.

OMG.

Are you saying what i THINK you're saying?

About where you are?  (sorry, i've been drinking, so i'm even worse than EVAH.)

But i KNOW Barton Springs...

Austin, TX

I went a couple weeks ago with this guy and we got silly and he said that I was freaking him out because I was topless.  He ended up getting hit with a football because this one guy got distracted looking at my boobs and missed catching the football.

Austin, TX

I went a couple weeks ago with this guy and we got silly and he said that I was freaking him out because I was topless.  He ended up getting hit with a football because this one guy got distracted looking at my boobs and missed catching the football.

Sounds like HE was little distracted, too.

How do you do it, ladybug?  Boobs is boobs.  Put a paper sack over their heads, and they ALL look the same.  Yeah, right.

i GOTTA learn some of YOUR attitude toward life, 'cuz it's YOU that makes THEM special...


i am SO sorry, but if you're THAT close???  i've GOTTA meet you!!!

<~ currently busy, electronically tracking down the EXACT whereabouts of said 13!  rofl

Do you get paid to be awake this late, because I do.

Dear Balor,

Im coming to live with you.

K Thx by

Geek

Do you get paid to be awake this late, because I do.

Nah.  i don't work, anymore.  And i'm USUALLY awake, taking a couple of cat-naps for an hour, or two, but overall only sleeping about 4 - 5 hours a day.

That makes some sense.

Yeah, it explains a lot...

It makes me sad.

Too sick to poop, Charlie Brown.

my favorite!

Good grief!

This one time on the Something Awful Forums, I made a fake post begging for something in return saying that I would give them some sweet photos of my femininity.
As a teaser photo that they wanted, I gave them a picture of the Olsen twins all cracked out.

They thought it was really me.

Judging by your avatar... you are leagues hotter than the Olsen twins combined.

...and you look 14 which gives you extra hotness points.

Uhhhh .... Ok ...

yes, the solution to looking like i'm thirteen is making myself look like i'm nine!

Judging by your avatar... you are leagues hotter than the Olsen twins combined.

Sweet! I'm hotter than whore twins!

One is, the other's supposedly not so bad ....

I believe none of it!

zomg danzig looks the same as i remember.. and holy crap bagman.. do you actually get pussy now days?

Can i just post pictures of what i looked like the instead? 

Damn, the chickas done come home to roost.

Show us something recent huh?

And welcome.

who is this?



the bunnie chic?
i forget the user name.. am i close?

Psychopathetic, the goat girl.