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Or, you could submit some naked pictures of her to Suicide Girls, then she can become a Suicide Girl. Then you say, "Happy Birthday honey! This is your gift." Then you show her the naked pictures of her that are on Suicide Girls.


Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs(Read 642073 times)
Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3660 on: October 28, 2009, 01:50:52 PM
i've taken a break from drinking to sleep after my recent drunken psychotic meltdown in pms to sasha. sorry about that, by the way. things are calmer now, and in perspective.



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3661 on: October 28, 2009, 01:58:32 PM
Those pm's were real?!  I thought fagmoth hacked your account.



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3662 on: October 28, 2009, 02:19:00 PM
shut up. i'm embarrassed.



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3663 on: October 28, 2009, 02:53:18 PM
is that a black-painted nail, or a black and blue thumb?

...this is me and mine, february '07:

I paint my nails... Laugh it up. Pics of home/car in an hour or so.



Hip, you should come to Texas and impregnate me. Por Favor.
I have an American dream, but mine involves Black Masks and Gasoline..



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3664 on: October 28, 2009, 02:57:37 PM
okay, but only if you promise me our offspring will be born with mohawks and tats.



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3665 on: October 28, 2009, 03:15:39 PM
Born with? Ok, I hope my womb is punk rock enough. Oh, and bring snow. Thank you.
I have an American dream, but mine involves Black Masks and Gasoline..



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3666 on: October 28, 2009, 03:40:57 PM
Mi casa...




I usually don't mess with the trunk unless it's to get that blanket out. I forgot about the black bag full of empty Steel Reserves, heh.


Back seat's actually quite barren today. Washing clothes.


Everything I own is in here, sans some clothes, my guitars, and an air-mattress. (Crashing at the folks for a few, they have small couches..)
I've pretty much sold everything else. Don't need much, don't want much. Although... my ex says I still have a ton of shit thats been at the house in Houston for the last 8 months or so. I guess she can hold on to it till I have space.

Tried to resize the pics, I'll probably just make them links tomorrow.
« Last Edit: October 28, 2009, 04:08:36 PM by BURNaMERICA »
I have an American dream, but mine involves Black Masks and Gasoline..



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3667 on: October 28, 2009, 03:47:40 PM
The trick with melatonin is to take benadryl with it. Neither one works all that great on their own, but together... Blammo!

A codeine, couple beers and a joint work well too. Plus you're pleasantly fuzzy for a while before drifting off.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3668 on: October 28, 2009, 07:24:05 PM
I'll generally skip the beers from that recipe because I'm a lightweight.



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3669 on: October 29, 2009, 01:16:59 AM
Mi casa...
DSC05714-1.jpg
clever dick... although given the recent emo state of things I doubt you have anything to fear from even an undoctored pic...



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3670 on: October 29, 2009, 02:06:18 AM
I have no fear of posting my license plates and shit. It'd be expensive as hell for anyone to stalk me.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3671 on: October 29, 2009, 02:25:59 AM
Once I get this, I'll let you know the tag plates

Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3672 on: October 29, 2009, 02:32:53 AM
Dude. You live in the land of cheap as fuck, kickass cars. That's a sweet looking limeymobile, but for the same price you could have a fleet of japbeasts.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3673 on: October 29, 2009, 07:20:07 AM
once I decide to pay the $1,000 per month it costs to store, insure and drive a car I'll let you pick mine out
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3674 on: October 29, 2009, 09:38:01 AM
Er, I black my shit out out of habit... Oh and by the way, I'm gone again, long story. No internets, no home. Wont hear from me for a while. bye. For real.
I have an American dream, but mine involves Black Masks and Gasoline..



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3675 on: October 29, 2009, 09:44:41 AM
see ya.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3676 on: October 29, 2009, 10:30:31 AM
noooooooooo!! what will happen to our punk rock love?! our little monsters will need a mommy!



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3677 on: October 29, 2009, 10:42:12 AM
Er, I black my shit out out of habit... Oh and by the way, I'm gone again, long story. No internets, no home. Wont hear from me for a while. bye. For real.

OK, that was drunk, reactionary and emo too boot. Sorry for the weak outburst. I'm just back in the car full time, that's all. Didn't mean to be a loser. Came naturally, heh.
I have an American dream, but mine involves Black Masks and Gasoline..



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3678 on: October 29, 2009, 10:44:06 AM
noooooooooo!! what will happen to our punk rock love?! our little monsters will need a mommy!

I can still be a dysfuntional mommy. Even better now!
I have an American dream, but mine involves Black Masks and Gasoline..



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3679 on: October 29, 2009, 11:32:23 AM
Whatever. 



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3680 on: October 29, 2009, 01:08:58 PM
Hahahahahaha
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3681 on: October 30, 2009, 08:05:29 AM
Everyone here knows my licence plate... hell Zoomie called me a phag because of it...



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3682 on: October 30, 2009, 08:40:59 AM
No sir. I said vanity plates are gay.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3683 on: October 30, 2009, 09:07:17 AM
Ahhh, my bad.

Maybe they are gay, but that was my 40th birthday present from Danni... I like them.

By extention: I = phag.



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3684 on: October 30, 2009, 09:21:25 AM
Have it your way.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3685 on: October 30, 2009, 09:57:32 AM
Everyone here knows my licence plate... hell Zoomie called me a phag because of it...

I don't.



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3686 on: October 30, 2009, 12:40:38 PM
I heard for a while that there was a move on the part of law enforcement to drop the fees associated with vanity plates in hopes of encouraging them because vanity plates are easier to remember. I wonder what ever came of that.



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3687 on: October 30, 2009, 01:13:40 PM
Probably nothing because the state can't keep its hands off people's fucking money.



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3688 on: October 30, 2009, 01:53:01 PM
Yeah that's what I was thinking too.



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3689 on: October 30, 2009, 04:51:31 PM
He gets the plates from his ling-time, female lover, and he's a phag?
You dress in skirts and hold big phallic swords that you wield at other men ...

Anyway, all fees went up (read: ALMOST DOUBLED) for vehicle registrations here in Florida this month ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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