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Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs(Read 642085 times)
Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #4320 on: January 12, 2010, 09:51:26 PM
i am sure sasha has full details on how her friend fucks.

My friend said that she just lays there during sex like a corpse.  She's my friend so I can't believe him.  Ho's before Bro's.



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #4321 on: January 12, 2010, 10:23:14 PM
Log, log, it's round it's heavy it's wood...
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Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #4322 on: January 12, 2010, 10:26:16 PM
Why don't you fuck her and find out for us ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #4323 on: January 13, 2010, 03:55:49 AM

Sash, so hot , like a secret agent.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #4324 on: January 13, 2010, 04:10:47 AM
log, log, it's better than bad it's good
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #4325 on: January 13, 2010, 10:07:26 PM
Why don't you fuck her and find out for us ...

Just give me that chance coach.



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #4326 on: January 13, 2010, 10:10:07 PM
I like her earrings.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #4327 on: January 14, 2010, 05:55:50 PM
Why don't you fuck her and find out for us ...

Just give me that chance coach.

Ok, get off the bench and go for it!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #4328 on: January 14, 2010, 09:23:30 PM
meh, no.  I'm a quitter.  I have too much cock on my plate right now to work in a vag too.



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #4329 on: January 14, 2010, 10:04:26 PM
But, how will we ever know?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #4330 on: January 14, 2010, 11:01:25 PM
Get on an airplane and figure it out.  I don't need to hold your hand through life or your eyes in your face to get you laid in Austin, TX.  You could work that situation out without having to study hipster flashcards beforehand. 



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #4331 on: January 14, 2010, 11:28:01 PM
What Sasha said + one durex "double width"
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #4332 on: January 15, 2010, 12:31:06 AM
I can get laid anywhere, I was just inquiring about her ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #4333 on: January 15, 2010, 04:11:55 AM
I can get laid anywhere within the city limits, I was just inquiring about her ...
Skybox, right up here in section La-Di-Dah.



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #4334 on: January 15, 2010, 11:12:30 AM
MY "city limits" is the whole United States. Get it together Dave!



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #4335 on: January 15, 2010, 04:40:52 PM
no whiskey for sale
you can't cop no bail
salt pork and molasses
is all you get in jail

they call it...
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #4336 on: January 15, 2010, 11:57:56 PM
NUTBUSH!

No wait, they call it Google inspired response.
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Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #4337 on: January 16, 2010, 07:06:27 AM
A couple of snaps from our sth island trip... I put a ton more on FB





« Last Edit: January 16, 2010, 07:08:02 AM by underclass »
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #4338 on: January 16, 2010, 02:30:52 PM
NUTBUSH!

No wait, they call it Google inspired response.

Hahaha!
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Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #4339 on: January 16, 2010, 03:19:36 PM
You know; you;ll all see soon enough ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #4340 on: January 17, 2010, 10:50:05 PM



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #4341 on: January 18, 2010, 01:51:03 AM
WTF are you christening that rocket with? Hardly seems like a fair match.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #4342 on: January 18, 2010, 05:03:05 PM
It's fancy goth champagne.



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #4343 on: January 18, 2010, 06:10:50 PM
Looks kinda like a chalice.

WHAT?!
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Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #4344 on: January 18, 2010, 11:39:03 PM
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Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #4345 on: January 19, 2010, 01:56:53 AM
Post your tits you fat bitch.



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #4346 on: January 19, 2010, 02:09:48 AM
I think I must be sick... I read chem's post and saw an image > dmoths moobs pushed together with bagies rubber penis poking out.

If you read this post...  Sorry.
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Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #4347 on: January 19, 2010, 02:27:49 AM
Fuck you and your mental images.
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Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #4348 on: January 19, 2010, 04:36:22 AM
It's fancy goth champagne.

Sort of like saying hi to mousie with a sledge hammer.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #4349 on: January 19, 2010, 11:51:30 AM
Here's a very not-recent pic of my ugly mug:

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