well, i have seen your tits.   kinda wins me over every time. since my first internet crush has gone from redheaded belly dancer to cross dressing and married to an older woman and going by the name of eddie, i realized i really did have a chance with her. i'm sad. now i never forget all the niceties.

Oh yes the goddess.  You should've met up with her.  

i still go through her photo albums, but all that red hair is gone and she sports a mustache. i like my ladies to look like ladies and talk like horny drunk sailors on shore leave. *weeps into ang's breast...gropes just a little* it makes me feel better.

i still go through her photo albums, but all that red hair is gone and she sports a mustache. i like my ladies to look like ladies and talk like horny drunk sailors on shore leave. *weeps into ang's breast...gropes just a little* it makes me feel better.

No wonder you like me.  That's why Adam likes me too.  Poor guy. 

For the record if you grope me I'm kidnapping you.  Your husband can take care of the kids.

are you two going to shut up and make out or do i have to find something else to do with this useless time?

Ya'll bitch worse than I do when I'm on the rag. 

it's been a really long time since we've had to take the hazing. it's kinda turning me on.

Ya'll bitch worse than I do when I'm on the rag. 

post a pic of the used tampon.

Seriously, you guys squak more than a fucking Cathy Cartoon.
Besides, I'm not hazing. I'm just asking a question.

post a pic of the used tampon.

bagman's not here anymore.

we do a lotta sexting. it's too personal.

if shroomie were here she'd post the used tampon. she collects them.

blah blah blah blah

My ugly mug:

you look confused.

Re-post it! I haven't had chance to judge lest I be judged yet!

@MaryJ: Will you 'blige us with some pr0ns, plz?

post a pic of the used tampon.

bagman's not here anymore.

~chuckle

My ugly mug:

you look confused.

Re-post it! I haven't had chance to judge lest I be judged yet!

@MaryJ: Will you 'blige us with some pr0ns, plz?

doubtful,

i dont want to be "that girl" if you know what i mean

besides you guys are too harsh, i'd hate to have to slit my wrists this close to the nice weather....

maybe in the fall

you can just email them to me or post them in my private forum at the cauldron. just sayin'. hmmm?

They only talk tough until you post tits, then they fight each other to be the nicest to you.

What a bunch of pansies.

ohhhh


so the cauldron is where youve all been hidin' eh?!

i've never heard of it

They only talk tough until you post tits, then they fight each other to be the nicest to you.

What a bunch of pansies.

I already said i was flirting !

yeh, there's a few of us. we've got a member's only pervy forum, too.

I forgot!

They only talk tough until you post tits, then they fight each other to be the nicest to you.

What a bunch of pansies.

that's how it's always been. everyone hates me until they see my tits...then they still hate me but love chatting up my tits.  

They hate you because you're teasing them with tits.

i showed my tits. well, with a shirt on, but they're there.

I sorta rode my bike in two...

You can ride me in two anyday!

*rimshot*

I sorta rode my bike in two...

You can ride me in two anyday!

*rimjob*

naughty.

Come on beeyot, go fuck tricky already. Give the old lady a bone.

Just try not to think about that guy dry humping her to completion while you're doing it.

Unless you're into that.

No, *rimshot* means he can have her ass as well ...
... or dry hump it and spunk on it

Maybe it's a "user's choice"?

hahaha ...
^5 Krapsna ...

Great minds, man ...

Come on beeyot, go fuck tricky already. Give the old lady a bone.

Just try not to think about that guy dry humping her to completion while you're doing it.

Unless you're into that.

No more dry humping. I'm over the goddamn dry humping.

Nigga please! You know you're addicted to gettin yo ass humped! You waz in da club last night doin it!

hahaha ...
^5 Krapsna ...

Great minds, man ...

^5!